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Two men were talking. The first says,"My wife has the worst memory I ever heard of."  The second man replies, 'Forgets everything, eh?" "No, she remembers everything."

Dispatcher: 9-1-1- What's the nature of your emergency?

Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are coming two minutes apart.

Dispatcher: Is this her first child?

Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

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And the winner is.....

Dispatcher: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.

Darn... I think I'm going to pass out.

Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?

Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.

Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?

Caller: No

Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?

Caller: Running from the Police.

The jackpot isn't large but it is alot more money than I have now, and I would gladly take it..

Happy holidays and I hope for prosperity, joy, improvement in health, and lottery winnings for everyone in December and in 2010!

Pizza is a very filling meal.. I went for a walk right afterwards, it helps with your digestion and you have an all over feeling of health and well being- breaking from your daily routine and getting some exercise..

  Going for a walk or jog after meals, is the best remedy for your body..

Last Edited: December 23, 2009, 5:00 pm

Actress and recording artist  Brittany Murphy passed away in Los Angeles Sunday morning from cardiac arrest. She was 32 years old.

She had starred in such films as Clueless, Girl Interrupted, Just Married, and was due to appear in Sylvester Stallone's film "The Expendables" set for release next year.

May the holidays and the coming year hold many joys for you..

Good health, good friends, Happiness...

and all you...wish for, too

Happy Holidays! 

A church was preparing for Christmas services. The pastor decided he wanted a banner made for the entryway and had a parishioner call the sign company. The parishioner told the man on the phone the message he wanted and the dimensions needed for the entryway, The sign came back a few days later..."Unto Mary Jesus was born, six feet long and two feet wide."

I happened to overhear three women, obviously  old friends, who had just finished having dinner at the table next to me. When the waiter came with the bill, one said,"Give it to me." No,. You got it last time,"

said another. "It's my turn." The waiter stood there, unsure of what to do-- until the third woman said,"I'm the biggest tipper," He handed her the check.

I saw tntea posting predictions but haven't seen any more posts from her, I messaged her but never heard back?

Does anyone know how she is doing?

My friends on Lottery Post, you have helped me to stay encouraged, when I have felt discouraged many times playing the lottery..

I try to stay positive, but when you think a number is going to come in and it doesn't you get disappointed, till the next time..

I hope that you all win the jackpots that you can handle.. And have a safe holiday season and in the new year...

Don't drink and drive a car, as well when you are in any vehicle always wear a seat belt, it could save your life!

Stay safe my friends, and may God bless you abundantly above all that you could ask or think!

Elizabeth

Last Edited: December 25, 2008, 6:32 pm

We got more snow that was forecasted for the province.. Schools are closed, people have lost their electricity( not in my area), and the plows had to go out to clear the roads.

We put a small  artificial tree, on the table and put the lights on it, we don't need a big tree.. It looks really nice..

Saves on decorating a big tree, and alot easier to put away later.

Big things can really come in small packages!

Mutt Muffs (www.safeandsoundpets.com/index.html)

offers hearing protection for dogs that fly with their owners in light aircraft. Aviators know how loud it gets in the <snip>pit, and if it gets too loud for them, it gets even louder for dogs who have a keener sense of hearing then humans.

Mutt Muffs are a patent- pending invention of pet owner Michele McGuire who noticed her dog Cooper acted a bit frazzled when flying with her in her Cessna. After spending money on engineers and doggie treats, she came up with the right design, and now Cooper enjoys flying as much as Michele.

Hi folks, welcome!

I have tried the different lottery number generators to try to pick numbers to play, but I am unsuccessful and don't win very much money. It is very frustrating. What are your ideas about the lottery sites, or techniques you use to help you win?

thank you, Elizabeth