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November 14, 2014, 1:04 pmDuring training exercises,
During training exercise's, a lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red- faced general at the wheel, "Your jeep stuck, sir?" enquired the lieutenant as he pulled alongside, "Nope, " replied the general, coming over and handing him the key's, "Your's is."
October 18, 2014, 4:55 pmA couple drove down a country road.
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goat's and pig's, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relative's of your's?"
"Yep," the wife replied, in-law's."
August 16, 2014, 8:39 amA man owned a small farm
A man owned a small farm in the Annapolis Valley. The Labour Board claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent to interview him. " You just give me a list of your employees and tell me how much you pay them.' " All right,' said the farmer. "I' have a hired man. Been with me for three year's. I pay him $600 a week, plus room and board. I have a cook. She's been here six month's. She get's $500 a week, plus room and board. " Anybody else? asked the agent as he scribbled on a note pad. "Yeah, " the farmer said. "This guy is none too bright. Work's about eighteen hour's a day. I pay him ten dollars a week and give him chewing tobacco." "Aha!" the agent roared. "I want to talk to that man!" "Speaking," said the farmer.
July 29, 2014, 6:03 pmI dialed the 911 operator accidently!
I was attempting to press the #111 on a cell phone to add air time, and instead pressed # 911, because I wasn't wearing my eyeglasses'; anyway I got the emergency number 911, and the operator was not too happy to receive my call. I apologized to her, telling her that I had not been wearing my glasses, and was trying to add air time to a phone; and pressed the wrong digit's.
She did not see the humour in it,and asked me what was the state of my emergency.
I apologized to her again, and quickly got off the cell phone.
I thought that is was funny, apparently, she did not at the time.
Thought that I would share my funny day..
July 14, 2014, 2:42 pmTravelling Anywhere
I keep thinking about getting a passport to travel. Living in Canada I want to get out of my comfort zone, and go somewhere different.
Though I do have a fear of flying on an airplane, as well as train travel.
But I do want to get on an airplane and just experience another city, another town. Maybe make friend's on my journey. And basically find out where life take's me.
Where have you gone out of your comfort zone, and was it a worthwhile adventure for you?
June 10, 2014, 10:51 amAll About.. Church Bulletin Bloopers
Have all appeared in church bulletin's..
* The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
* Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 pm- prayer and medication to follow.
* The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
.* This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
* The pastor would appreciate if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Suday.
* Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7PM. Please use the back door.
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June 1, 2014, 9:10 amALL ABOUT... Church Bulletin Blooper's
These have genuinely appeared in church bulletin's.
* Don't let worry kill you off- let the church help.
* Miss Charlene Mason sang, I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
* For those of you that have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstair's.
* Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So end's a friendship that began in their school day's.
* At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our church choir.
* Eight new robe's are currently needed due to the addition of several new member's and the deterioration of some older one's.
* Scout's are saving aluminum can's, bottle's and other item's to be recycled. Proceed's will be used to cripple children.
* Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
Will add more later..
May 31, 2014, 1:57 pmChurch Bulletin Bloopers
The following have all genuinely appeared in church bulletins:
* Next weekend's Fasting & Prayer Conference in Whitby includes all meals.
*Sunday morning sermon: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' Sunday evening sermon;
'Searching for Jesus.'
* Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale; it is a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husband's.
** Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our commmunity. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
*Next Thursday there will be tryout's for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
February 26, 2014, 4:09 pmDoctors without borders type of organization..
I was walking on the street today and a gentleman a volunteer with the organization; it went by a french name then, in english- doctor's without border's and the guy did a speech about it; wanted me to give a donation to the organization, to fill out the form. I told him I wasn't working right now.. And I didn't feel comfortable giving out private information to random people like that..
These people were going to people's house's or stopping people on the street and asking for donation's.. It wasn't for me..
I didn't want to talk to the guy for long, it was cold out...
February 17, 2014, 1:15 pmdeciding how many keno numbers to play?
Hello friend's, hope that you are well;
I battle with how many keno number's to try on any given day'
If I only play 2 numbers at a time is that being too frugal? Or maybe I should try three/What do you like to play?
January 24, 2014, 1:48 pmRandom number generator's!
Well I have tried the free= easy to look at generator's on the computer, to pick number's to play for the lottery. Such as lotterypost, and random.org.
Have tried the <snip> site as well. But getting unsatisfied with what I have seen..
What free lotto generator site's do you like?
I really want to pick a pleasant site to look at..
Thank you very much friend's..
January 18, 2014, 11:08 amBought a Keurig coffee brewer!
Well, I finally decided, to get the Keurig coffee brewer..
The Italian Roast flavour K cup's- the small box, came with it.. The taste of it is bold and strong, as the company say's, but way too strong for me;
I was tired of boiling the kettle for coffee and tea, and the brand's aren't the greatest.. So opted on the brewer..
Anyway, I need to buy- different flavour's of coffee's, tea's, and hot chocolate's now of Keurig package's, and=hopefully, I will hit the jackpot, with a good brand to try..
I thought, if I am trying to win a lottery prize, I should at least, have some good coffee or tea to drink, along the way!
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December 15, 2013, 4:18 pmMaritime's hit with first major snowstorm!
We had our first major snowstorm here, we have been walloped by snow , hail pellet's and heavy rain.. There is flooding in different area's about town.
Received over 30 cms of snowfall.. And the wind and bitter cold that come's with it..
As I looked out the window, I pity animal's that are placed outside in the condition's..
Well, I am thinking also of my American friend's that are experiencing snowstorm's, wherever you reside..
December 9, 2013, 6:31 pmHad the german shepherd euthanized at the vet hospital earlier
A german shepherd senior dog that I inherited from a neighbour., became too ill I had to have him put down- euthanized earlier tonight- at the veterinary hospital- on this snowy night!
He was 12 year's old and his name was Max. And he developed hip, spine and leg problem's over time, where he couldn't walk properly anymore.. So I made the decision to help him to not be in pain any longer.
Max was a good dog and lively, but his body wouldn't support him any longer. So I sadly, said good bye.
I know that Max is better off, and with his creator- God and much happier.
November 13, 2013, 12:27 pmHow do you learn poker?
I have wanted to learn the game of poker, but do not want to go to a casino to learn right now.
I think it would be an interesting game of chance to learn; and profitable if a person succeed's at it.
I was watching Steve Harvey's show on television today, and these two young girl's , less than 12 year's old, I believe are child prodigy's and know the game well.
So I figured if children can learn poker, I as an adult should be able to figure it out i hope..
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