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April 16, 2014, 7:24 pmReid - haahaaa!!
Poll: Do you think the federal agents seizing and then releasing cattle last week from the Bundy ranch in Nevada will create a political headache for Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid?
April 15, 2014, 11:15 pmHarry Reid...
Harry Reid: The stain in the Senate's briefs
Tuesday, April 15, 2014 6:07:27 PM � by Starman417 � 10 replies
Flopping Aces ^ | 04-14-14 | DrJohn
Harry Reid is an execrable human being. He is the brown stain in the Senate's undershorts. Reid has always been a jerk, the master of the insult: About George W. Bush: About Clarence Thomas: About DC tourists: About Mitt Romney: about John McCain: To his colleagues in the Senate: Reid once told the NY Times: "I'm just who I am, O.K.?" What he is is a classless POS. Dana Bash of CNN once asked Reid: "But if you can help one child with cancer, why won't you do it?" And Reid answered: "Listen," Reid said. "What -- why would we...
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April 12, 2014, 1:52 pmSharpton...
Greedy' Al Sharpton wanted to do 1980s cocaine deal offered by undercover FBI agent for the money, claims former employee
Denial: Al Sharpton says allegations that he met an undercover agent to discuss a drug deal three times are unfounded
A North Carolina man who used to work for Al Sharpton has claimed that his former boss met an undercover agent posing as a drug dealer three times.
April 11, 2014, 1:26 pmO'Reilly is right...
n Thursday's "Talking Points Memo," Bill O'Reilly took on Attorney General Eric Holder's flagrant use and abuse of the race card.
O'Reilly played a clip of Holder's Congressional appearance in which he was reminded that he had been held in contempt for his conduct, and then his appearance before Sharpton's group in which he demanded to know, "What Attorney General has ever had to deal with that kind of treatment?"
"Holder is using his skin color as a shield to avoid explaining to the American people why he has been so ineffective on a variety of fronts," O'Reilly said.
"Nixon was treated far more harshly by Congress than Obama and Nixon's Attorney General was ruined over the Watergate investigation," he added.
"Holder has been treated gently by the press and has not been subject to much scrutiny by the public... Holder's first duty is to the American people, not his party or the president."
"Holder doesn't update investigations," O'Reilly said. "He withholds documents from Congress and stonewalls time and again."
"That's the truth and it has nothing to do with skin color," he concluded.
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April 5, 2014, 1:13 pmGrizzly Attack...
This is a story of self control and marksmanship. A woman survived a grizzly bear attack with one well placed shot from her itsy bitsy .25 calibre Beretta Jetfire.
These are her own words.:
While out hiking in Alberta Canada with my boyfriend, we were surprised when a huge grizzly bear came charging at us out of nowhere. She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive.
If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire I would not be here today! I yanked it out of my purse and fired one shot. It hit my boyfriend in his kneecap and the bear caught him easily. While the grizzly mauled the poor cripple, I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. I love that pistol. I'll find other boyfriends.
April 4, 2014, 12:18 pmResurrection - lol
Priest asked children if they knew what Resurrection was -
Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.
In response to the question, a little boy raised his hand.
The priest called on him and the boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."
It took ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue.
April 1, 2014, 12:27 pmTop Headlines...
NYT: The Democratic Scramble to Avert Midterm Disaster
CBS: Cleveland Clinic CEO � 3 in 4 With ObamaCare Now Have Higher Premiums
Bloomberg: FBI Probes High-Frequency Trading Firms for Abuse of Information
Newsmax: Dershowitz Hails Pollard-for-Peace Deal as 'No-Brainer'
March 30, 2014, 2:01 pmHusband calling home...
Husband's Message (by cellphone):
Honey, a car has hit me near the office. Paula brought me to the Hospital.
They have been making tests and taking X-rays...
The blow to my head has been very strong, fortunately it seems that did not cause any serious injury, but I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they may have to amputate the right foot...
Who the Hell is Paula??
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March 29, 2014, 1:00 pmWeek-end laughs...
Think before you speak!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back?
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly,
'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?' I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word...he knew better.
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by
one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said,
'I think I like playing with men's balls'
My sister and I were at the mall and
passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, ' No, I'm just looking at your nuts.' My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.
While in line at the bank one afternoon,
my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust
and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving 'right now' she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, 'If you don't let me go right now,
I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!'The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.
I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so ofcourse I checked myseven-month-old daughter, she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, and he said 'No' .. I kept thinking 'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me.' Then I said, 'Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?' 'No,' he replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.
Soooooo, I asked one more time, 'Danny did you have an accident? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled 'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!' While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any! We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weathermanand asked: 'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!
March 28, 2014, 1:51 pmIntelligent man...
akers All-Star Kobe Bryant offered his view regarding the Trayvon Martin case and proved he was truly color-blind.
In an interview with the New Yorker, Bryant said he does not believe in defending someone just because they are black. He commented:
I won't react to something just because I'm supposed to, because I'm an African-American. That argument doesn't make any sense to me.
So we want to advance as a society and a culture, but, say, if something happens to an African-American we immediately come to his defense? Yet you want to talk about how far we've progressed as a society? Well, we've progressed as a society, then don't jump to somebody's defense just because they're African-American. You sit and you listen to the facts just like you would in any other situation, right? So I won't assert myself."
March 27, 2014, 9:01 amObama's disapproval rating...
Washington Post ^ | March 26 2014 | AARON BLAKE
Negative views of President Obama have hit a new high, according to a poll. The AP-GfK poll shows 59 percent of Americans now disapprove of Obama -- a point higher than the previous high set in December. Obama's approval rating stands at 41 percent. That's the second-lowest figure the poll has ever found.
March 26, 2014, 10:52 amThink About This...
A Conundrum is something that is puzzling or confusing
Six contradictions of socialism in the United States of America:
1. America is capitalist and greedy - yet half of the population is subsidized.
2. Half of the population is subsidized - yet they think they are victims.
3. They think they are victims - yet their representatives run the government.
4. Their representatives run the government - yet the poor keep getting poorer.
5. The poor keep getting poorer - yet they have things that people in other countries only dream about.
6. They have things that people in other countries only dream about - yet they want America to be more like those other countries.
That pretty much sums up the USA in the 21st Century.