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March 25, 2015, 6:33 pmArmy Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl...

Bowe Bergdahl could spend the rest of his life in prison after being charged with desertion and misbehavior before the enemy, the U.S. Army announced Wednesday.

Bergdahl was charged with Article 85 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice, "desertion with intent to shirk important or hazardous duty," and with Article 99, "misbehavior before the enemy by endangering the safety of a command, unit or place."

The desertion charge carries a maximum potential punishment of dishonorable discharge, reduction to E-1 rank, total forfeiture of all pay and up to five years in prison. The more serious misbehavior before the enemy charge carries a possible penalty of confinement for life.

Bergdahl disappeared from his Afghanistan base in 2009 and was subsequently held captive by the Taliban-allied Haqqani network in Pakistan. He was freed from captivity last year in exchange for five Taliban commanders being held at Guantanamo Bay.

Read more at http://patriotupdate.com/2015/03/bowe-bergdahl-to-be-charged-with-desertion/

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March 22, 2015, 11:35 pmBeware of Obama...

srael: Beware of Obama
Ny Post ^ | 3/22/15 | MICHAEL GOODWIN

Posted on 3/22/2015, 1:28:34 PM by GrandJediMasterYoda

Israel: Beware of Obama

By Michael Goodwin

First he comes for the banks and health care, uses the IRS to go after critics, politicizes the Justice Department, spies on journalists, tries to curb religious freedom, slashes the military, throws open the borders, doubles the debt and nationalizes the Internet. He lies to the public, ignores the Constitution, inflames race relations and urges Latinos to punish Republican "enemies." He abandons our �allies, appeases tyrants, coddles �adversaries and uses the Crusades as an excuse for inaction as Islamist terrorists slaughter their way across the Mideast. Now he's coming for Israel.

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...

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March 22, 2015, 6:55 pmJohn McCain...

Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) on Sunday ripped President Obama for his response to the reelection of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.

"The president should get over it," McCain said on CNN's "State of the Union."

"Get over your temper tantrum, Mr. president," McCain said.

Read more at http://patriotupdate.com/2015/03/mccain-to-obama-get-over-your-temper-tantrum-on-netanyahu/

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March 21, 2015, 7:16 pmThis is what Bibi ACTUALLY said ...

NETANYAHU: I think anyone who is going to build a Palestinian state today will be freeing up space to give an attack area to radical Islam against Israel. This is the reality created here in recent years. Anyone who ignores this sticks his head in the sand. The left does this, burying its head in the sand again and again. We are realistic and understand...
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March 16, 2015, 12:51 pmLmaf... Lol

Subj: Fw: Hollywood Squares - Remember?

FOR THOSE OF US WHO REMEMBER
Hollywood Squares:
These great questions and answers are from the days when ' Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous,
not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course..

Q.   Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat? 
  A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness!
  (The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!) 

Q.  Do female frogs croak? 
  A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.

Q.  If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be 
  A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

Q.   True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. 
  A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.

Q.   You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? 
  A.. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.

Q.  According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you   think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married? 
  A. Rose Marie: No.Wait until morning.

Q.   Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? 
  A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.

Q.   In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say 'I Love You'? 
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.

Q.   What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'? 
  A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.

Q.   As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking? 
  A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.

Q.   Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather? 
  A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.

Q.   Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the
first year? 
  A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.

Q.   In bowling, what's a perfect score? 
  A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.

Q.  It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics,
what is the other? 
  A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.

Q.   During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet? 
  A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.

Q.   Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls? 
  A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.

Q.   When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do? 
  A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?

Q.   If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to? 
  A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.

Q.   According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing
a lot of people? 
  A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.

Q.   It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it? 
  A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.

Q..  Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he
trying to do? 
  A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.

Q.   Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant? 
  A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?

Q.  When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex? 
  A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him

Q.   Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they? 
  A. Charley Weaver: His feet.

Q.   According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed? 
  A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh

WE DON'T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE WE GROW OLD,
WE GROW OLD BECAUSE WE STOP LAUGHING

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March 14, 2015, 8:12 pmMiss Kitty's prs. wk. 3-15

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March 12, 2015, 3:29 pmThe Progressive Left...

I'm Andrew Klavan and this is the Revolting Truth.

Today, right before your very eyes, The Revolting Truth presents astounding feats of magic worthy of Penn and...  the silent one...  unless Penn is the silent one...  then this would be worthy of Teller and the silent one...  who would be Penn...

What was I talking about?

Oh yeah!  Astounding and amazing feats of sleight-of-hand, legerdemain and prestidigi... sleight-of-hand...  as we present to you the astonishing, breath-taking, mind-boggling and insanely destructive...  Magic Box of Leftism.

Yes, the Magic Box of Leftism brought to our shores from the mysterious reaches of the east where it made entire cultures, economies and innocent victims disappear like that...  now it has been brought to our shores by our own wisest asshats in order to mesmerize you with its fantastic power to turn good intentions...  into crap.

Behold!

Equality!

Now the word equality when it's applied to human beings means...  well, actually I don't know what it means when it's applied to human beings.  But equality is good for slaves and dead men so it must be great for the rest of us as well.

Watch what happens when we put the meaningless word equality into the Magic Box of Leftism.  Wo-ho!  Under leftist president Barack Obama, income inequality has grown at a rate about four times greater than under President Bush.  About 95% of income gains under the leftist Obama have gone to the top 1% of earners.

How does the magic box of leftism turn equality into inequality?  Massive regulation that makes business too expensive for start ups and therefore favors big corporations, higher taxes on the wealthy so they hire fewer of the rest of us, which means wages stagnate and more in the middle class sink into poverty.

Amazing!

Now watch this!

Sexual Freedom.

In the bad old conservative days, people took a moralistic attitude toward sex. Marriage locked couples into a miserable prison of mutual care and affection. A woman was called a "slut" just for being a "slut."  And if she got pregnant, she wasn't even free to choose to inject poison into her child's heart, suck out its brains and pull its dead body from her womb limb by limb.  Was that fair?

So into the magic box of leftism went "Sexual Freedom."  And out came...  depressed women...  hysterical cries of rape...  millions of dead babies...  and restrictive laws like Yes Means Yes. In the magic box of leftism, sexual freedom becomes sexual repression.

Absolutely astounding!

One more.

Peace.  Enough of those evil wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.  Pull out our troops...  cut the military budget... and never say anything to insult [] which has absolutely nothing to do with [] terrorism.  In fact, [] is so irrelevant you can't even tell what word I'm not saying.

So let's put peace into the magic box of leftism and...  whoa!  Oh!  Gah!  Oh my...  Ech!

That's, uh, mind-boggling.  Uch!

All right, so I know what you're all wondering.  What's inside the box?  What is it that transforms the happy face programs of the left into their exact opposite?

Today, the secret will at last be told.  Exclusively here on the Revolting Truth, we open the Magic Box of Leftism to reveal...

And what's most amazing of all...  if you're a leftist...  it's completely invisible.

I'm Andrew Klavan with the Revolting Trut

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March 12, 2015, 12:52 pmLondon cabbie...

A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London.  He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel.
The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door.
The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing?"
The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so piss off and wait for a camel.."

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March 10, 2015, 10:03 pmBlack Pastor...

The president of a black pastors coalition has expressed his anger that President Barack Obama compared the civil rights movement to that for same-sex marriage at the 50th anniversary of the "Bloody Sunday" march, when black American citizens were beaten while demanding voting rights they were being denied.

"Ask your gay friend if it's easier to be out and proud in America now than it was 30 years ago," Obama said in Selma, Alabama, on Saturday, as he characterized the movement for same-sex marriage as another civil rights struggle.

"I marched with many people back in those days and I have reached out to some of my friends who marched with me, and all of them are shocked," Rev. William Owens of the Coalition of African American Pastors (CAAP) told Breitbart News. "They never thought they would see this day that gay rights would be equated with civil rights. Not one agreed with this comparison."

In February of 2014, CAAP issued a press release in which it announced a campai

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March 4, 2015, 6:27 pmAllen West...

Friends,

Regardless of your "political affiliation," you must admit Israeli Prime Minister Benyamin Netanyahu made a firm case as to why President Obama and the United States has no business entering into negotiations with the Islamic Republic of Iran � then again, perhaps Iran is not Islamic.

I just want everyone reading this to ask yourselves a question. You saw Prime Minister Netanyahu's speech yesterday. You heard President Barack Obama's response to his speech.

I ask you which one is a leader who loves his country? Let me give you a hint � in ten years, Iran will be free to become a nuclear power because of a deal that one of those two men wants very badly.

Steadfast and Loyal

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March 3, 2015, 7:27 pmSecond Opinion...

SEE HOW IMPORTANT A SECOND OPINION IS!!

The doctor said, "Harry, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad
news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition,
which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates
one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove
the testicles".

I was shocked and depressed. I wondered if I had anything to live for. I had
no choice but to go under the knife. When I left the hospital, I was without
a headache for the first time in 20 years, but I felt like I was missing an
important part of Myself. As I walked down the street, I realized that I
felt like a different person. I could make a new beginning and live a new
life.

I saw a men's clothing store and thought, that's what I need... A new
suit... I entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

The elderly tailor eyed me briefly and said, "Let's see... Size 44 long."

I laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.

I tried on the suit it fit perfectly.

As I admired myself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"

I thought for a moment, and then said, "Sure."

The salesman eyed me and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."

I was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years."

I tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.

I walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"

I thought for a moment, and said, "Sure."

The salesman said, "Let's see... Size 36.

I laughed, "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would
press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell
of a headache."

New suit - $800
New shirt - $70
New underwear - $12
Second Opinion - PRICELESS

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March 3, 2015, 11:47 amMayday at 18,000 feet...

An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communications with a small twin engine aircraft.

A moment later the tower landline rang and was answered by one of the  employees

The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone and yelled "Mayday, mayday!!
       "The pilot had passed out..I grabbed   his cell phone out of his pocket and he
  had told me before we took off 
  he had the tower on his speed dial
Memory.

I am flying upside down at 18,000 feet and travelling at 180 mph. Mayday, mayday!!"

The employee in the tower had put him on speaker phone immediately. "Calm down, we acknowledge you and we will guide you down after a few questions.

The first thing is not to panic, remain calm!!".  He began his series of questions.

Tower: "How do you know you are travelling at 18,000 feet??"

Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 18,000 feet on the dials in front of me".

Tower: "Okay, that is good, remain calm. How do you know you are travelling at 180 mph??"

Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 180 mph on the dials in front of me".

Tower: Okay, that is good. How do you know you're flying upside down??"

Aircraft: "Because the crap in my pants is sliding out of my shirt collar."

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March 2, 2015, 7:22 pmFrom Allen West...

Friends,

This weekend, a Kuwaiti newspaper reported that President Barack Obama thwarted an Israeli military attack against Iran's nuclear facilities in 2014 by threatening to shoot down Israeli jets before they could reach their targets in Iran.

I truly am praying this isn't a true story. Because, if it is, the ramifications are horribly <snip>ing � and emboldening to our enemies, of which one of the greatest is Iran.

I look forward to Prime Minister Netanyahu's address tomorrow. It will be refreshing to hear a real leader.

Steadfast and Loya

I look forward to it, too.   Em

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