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There was an Investor that swallowed a Lie.
I don't know why, it swallowed the Lie, perhaps it'll Buy.

There was an Investor that swallowed a Bubble, that wobbled and bobbled and coddled inside it.
It swallowed the Bubble to cover the Lie.
I don't know why, it swallowed the Lie, perhaps it'll Buy.

There was an Investor that swallowed a Turd.
How absurd, to swallow a Turd.
It swallowed the Turd to float on the Bubble, that wobbled and bobbled and coddled inside it.
It swallowed the Bubble to cover the Lie.
I don't know why, it swallowed the Lie, perhaps it'll Buy.

There was an Investor that swallowed a Chart.
What a fart, to swallow a Chart.
It swallowed the Chart to wrap the Turd.
It swallowed the Turd to float on the Bubble, that wobbled and bobbled and coddled inside it.
It swallowed the Bubble to cover the Lie.
I don't know why, it swallowed the Lie, perhaps it'll Buy.

There was an Investor that swallowed some Numbers.
What a bumbler, to swallow some Numbers.
It swallowed the Numbers to alter the Chart.
It swallowed the Chart to wrap the Turd.
It swallowed the Turd to float on the Bubble, that wobbled and bobbled and coddled inside it.
It swallowed the Bubble to cover the Lie.
I don't know why, it swallowed the Lie, perhaps it'll Buy.

There was an Investor that swallowed a Report.
What a sport, to swallow a Report.
It swallowed the Report to change the Numbers.
It swallowed the Numbers to alter the Chart.
It swallowed the Chart to wrap the Turd.
It swallowed the Turd to float on the Bubble, that wobbled and bobbled and coddled inside it.
It swallowed the Bubble to cover the Lie.
I don't know why, it swallowed the Lie, perhaps it'll Buy.

There was an Investor that swallowed an Analyst.
What a tryst, swallowing the Analyst.
It swallowed the Analyst to write the Report.
It swallowed the Report to change the Numbers.
It swallowed the Numbers to alter the Chart.
It swallowed the Chart to wrap the Turd.
It swallowed the Turd to float on the Bubble, that wobbled and bobbled and coddled inside it.
It swallowed the Bubble to cover the Lie.
I don't know why, it swallowed the Lie, perhaps it'll Buy.

There was an Investor that swallowed the Fed.
The market crashed, Bye Buy, The End.

Funny as hell, because it seems the Market has been mostly a 'Word' driven event.

What will the Fed say now that will drive it up or down, Word!

The Word Driven Market.

... (a.k.a. Google, Facebook, Twitter)... we did, and don't ever miss a thing about it.

No one needs to know an Oddam thing about what we're doing on a minute-to-minute basis.

When we have something we want you to know, we'll post it here, when we feel like it, M.F.!!!

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/twitter-quitter-kass-done-haters-140749501.html

We are a high school dropout, useless nobody.

What's interesting is that we would gain the attention of anybody important.

After all, if what we post is not worth anything, then anybody important need not be afraid or at the very least, take notice of our posts.

It's good being not popular.

Yellow ball is most recent change.

The Gray sheet is the Relative Acceleration sheet.

In a normal market, the ball stays between the Green circle and the Blue.

In this representation, the ball never goes out beyond the Blue circle and is pretty much in a circular quarterly orbit around the Market Blackhole.

If you imagine an X-Y plane that is flat or parallel with the circles, then the quarterly positions are the quadrants of the X-Y plane.

The Z axis is pointing out of the Market Blackhole towards you.

Below are a few rendered images of different views of the Market Blackhole.

Last Edited: June 15, 2013, 11:07 pm

Or does it?

Let's find out.

Bad Credit from a Lost Job.

Lost a Job from Bad Credit.

Last Edited: June 14, 2013, 7:06 pm

Tables for Market Dark Moments

We have change the '52 Week Daily Close High' to 'Relative Market Mass' to reflect an introduction of a concept similar to the phenomenon associated with Hawking Radiation and Blackhole Evaporation.

Essentially, the High values reduce there value over time.

We are currently analyzing the decay rate of this phenomena.

Tables for Market Dark Moments

Last Edited: June 13, 2013, 5:17 pm

Tables for Market Dark Moments

Last Edited: June 13, 2013, 4:07 pm

Tables for Market Dark Moments