YOu may have a powerfull Powerball/MegaMillions system that all you have to do is guess from: 1-3, Six Times...But still please remember something, have in mind something...

You are dealing with: Bouncing Rubber Balls, the least expected can happen...Sort of like, the movie Predator1, One minute is there the next is not...Reminds me of seeing the future...

Please have that in mind...

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i wonder, can you create instead of an Atomic Bomb a High Voltage Electricity Atomic Bomb is it possible.....

Dont forget, in the past: Strange things have happened...You know like blow up a: High Voltage Electricity Atomic Bomb in the Atmosphere, north and south pole where the magnetic field is i wonder what it will cause...Of course as a Peace deterrant...lol...Dude i dont know what is going to cause...i dont think ANYONE has tried it...

if it works you could send THOUSANDS OR MILLIONS in every corner of the Oceans...eliminate marine life...See if the world will continue quareling...

it was just an idea anyways....

owe this idea also to the cartoon: The Simpsons....

not only that Oceans have a lot of salt and i think i am not sure but i think that salt in water is a high conductor of electricity...

it was just an idea anyways....

if it works it will be ironic because there is a sea/lake called: El Mar Muerto...The Dead Sea...

Or like that High Voltage Electricity Atomic Bomb but with the use of a special gas or other kinds of gas...Again nobody has tried that...And how about the use of heat or pressure, or a liquid...Again nobody has tried that....

Also got this idea from the show: Taken...You know what the airforce/army of a country could do to another country???? Send missiles or an atomic bomb to the enemy country´s Volcanoes...lol...

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Countries of the world, there needs to be a: Free Lottos for Families of World War2 Allies Combatants...

It needs to be done...Dude dont forget YOUR BUTT would had been STAKE back then...

Great loss of I.Q by the World there...

Anyways IT NEEDS TO BE DONE...

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Many, i mean MANY people around the world think that the Periodic Table is not Enough that we have not been gifted by God in elements...My answer to that is...

How many elements are there?? 107 or 117....

Did you know you can win Powerball with the Multiplication Tables....You can even win a: Pick5/80 + Pick1/60 with JUST the multiplication tables....If you show the effort....

How many multiplication tables are there how much is it????

120 or 144 or 160....

you dont know what elements are in other parts of the universe, you dont know what elements are in other planets....

also this sounds weird but i think the founder or inventor of the periodic table was: Dimitri Mendeliev...Did you know that Mendeliev sounds is Spanish as: Mande Ley...Translated into English it will sound as: Send Law actually: SENT LAW...Dude of all the DAM WORDS that this people can choose, the ODDS...lol...Actually it sounds as:

I sent the metric law....Or: I SENT MEASUREMENT LAW....

Also in the times or Romans i know that the V was used for the U or Y i cant remember and Y is called the greek Y....or something like that...And Russian language is one of the romance languages...

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There needs to be HUGE, i mean a HUGE Soil Research....A HUGE ONE...You know i´ve wonder something...Soil is not cold itself, is the air, so what if you create some sort of Plant condom with termal airconditioning or something...Where you cap a plant with small holes if it hasnt been invented already and this way been able to grow plants where is cold...They still receive sunlight but not too much cold air that will kill the plants...

Anyways, there needs to be a: SOIL RESEARCH, A HUGE SOIL RESEARCH...NO I DIDNT SAY PLANTS I SAID: SOIL....I think, more money goes into furniture or perfume/cologne research than into soil research....Some sort of stuff that will be able to transform soil....You know who should be at the forefront of this, who should be leading the charts in this:

AFRICA....

Nobody gives a bologny about anything....Dude 53 countries or whatever number and still....

Dude soil is as important as OXYGEN, and still your 1/3 human, 1/3 donkey, 1/3 gorilla and 10% a lucky hijo de su madre..lol...You get the point...

dude sometimes i wish it rain: URINE in every country in the world, like 1 month out of the year and some rotten cheese and fish and some cookies that have been inmersed in a urine kettle...

you know in boxing i think a guy gets more punched, than soil experiments/research gets breakthrough punches....

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Work on a pharmaceutical pill that will make you happy, constantly happy, or with good spirits and one that will make you not horny also....Sounds silly but had you gone to big grocery stores and seen deodorants????They have an unlimited supply, yet a pharmaceutical pill to make you happy throughout the day...DOESNT EXIST, more have been spent on deodorants than on a pill to make you happy....It is to lift your spirit, and keep you with high confidence all the time....Dude the mind can only take so much what is it? 87% of the world lives in rural areas with no light and bridges, no heater, and those people get OLDER....Dude the huge weight of a stone that sits ontop of you when you get older, many have eractile disfunction or their prostate doesnt work correctly, your blood pressure, many got DIABETES dude tell me how are you suppose to live if you CANT ENJOY THE FOODS YOU LIKE, your strength is not high so you cant satisfy your wife/girlfriend to the fullest, after you are 40 i think your metabolism slows down so when you are older/elderly you have decreased strenght + been too fat, i mean TOO FAT plus you live where and after 59 is when the ton of dissease beging to strike or is the threshold from many accumulations from previous years, many times the person is alone, many get erectile disfunction so you know what happens to your wife when you have it, talking about watching a torture taking place, etc, etc, etc....Alright then...Go figure....

You will have to create and elaborate on a huge massage centers, elaborate on massage techniques, excellent sex centers for Older people only, beauty therapy, fitness centers therapy, other forms of entertainments, etc, etc, etc, but remember this is for very older people, also for disabled...I dont know WHY they have sex centers for women for i think is for spite...You may say why i said this? Dude any chick gets whoever she wants, plus you are high on the races/features food chain rankings....etc, etc, etc...

What i am telling you is you need to create a pharmaceutical pill that will make people happy or with a good mood...And if they aready exist...This is the stuff i am talking about when they need not to be satisfied they are not....If a pharmaceutical pill exist, you go and invent: 700,000 new ones...

You see all that weight takes off of the world: 10% and makes the world not work at a better capacity....

Not just that, TV is a MAJOR part of people´s life, they spent: what is it 2,3,5 hours a day watching tv, and tell me WHAT IS IT THAT YOU SEE ON TV, you see on TV, half evil half good...Actually to me is like: 60 or 65%....Doesnt that depresses anyone...And about the TV i cant pay attention to everything and there are channels with what is it, unlimited supply of channels....ALRIGHT THEN, and they are not sorted out into the good ones and the bad ones....What about beauty, 83% is about beauty on tv that´s not with 200 or 900 channels on TV, what do you think all that accumulation causes....

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As you all may know i commute from Costa Rica and Panama frequently...Well i went to a Meat Market you see i live close to the meat market and 2 white guys they look like tourist by the way they dress, were walking commenting said:

Eso no lo he tenido...Meaning...I´ve never had that....

Then as i passed them buy a spanish woman with her daughter talking to her daughter....she said:

Eso es para manana....Meaning, that´s for tomorrow...

Then i am walking the stairs and i look at a newspaper in the floor and it said:

Trinchet thinks that the economic crisis will be over soon...

Also i went to a small shop so i walked in and before i could pick a juice to pay for it i heard a hot spanish woman said:  No me mido sort of saying: no doy la talla talking to someone else....Then i looked at the floor and on the floor was full of footprints never seen so many footprints never seen so many footprints....

then there is an older guy i dont know what to descriibe him but he was dark brown ordering another guy to sand paper his car and he was saying:

tu tienes la llave...i looked at the guy sweater and it said: Polo...lol...

and then i crossed the bridge looking at the river and to the distant i could see a car that said in the front:

ESCENAS....Meaning: SCENES...he looked sort of thugish...

but before i saw the car with the word: Escenas i saw on the floor something that i cant describe in English, i never did claim i knew a lot of English....but it had a:

Ramp a motorcycle ramp you know what DAREDEVILS USE...

then i came home and the TV was showing a scene where Antonio Banderas was with a horse and a: i dont know if it was a javalina/lance whatever it was he look as if to look at the screen and then spured his horse and said: come on....

i looked up the meaning of t he word: Javalina and this is what i found....

La Ley Nº 19.587 de Higiene y Seguridad en el Trabajo, exige que todas las Instalaciones Eléctricas tengan una Puesta a Tierra para descargar las corrientes de fuga. La única manera de determinar que la resistencia de Puesta a Tierra esté dentro de los valores reglamentarios AEA (Asociación Eléctrica Argentina) 207/95,  IRAM 2281 – Parte lll. Es que un Profesional  con Título y Matrícula habilitante con incumbencias en la Especialidad Eléctrica emitida por su Consejo o Colegio Profesional un PROTOCOLO DE MEDICIÓN de “Resistencia de Puesta a Tierra”, acompañando la Homologación del Certificado de Calibración del Instrumento con el cual se realizaron las mediciones.

Dude i NEVER claimed i knew lot of English....And JUST so you know i believe there wouldnt be too many languages in the future....

Dude hilarious stuff...

Also i got on the bus anyways i was going on a bus and there was this blonde the only blonde in the bus, dude you should had heard the word pelting that was going on...I mean EVERYTHING WAS SYNCHRONIZED TOWARDS HER, they even knew like the music knew when she was going to get off the bus...

Then i got on another bus commuting back from my side job and i am in the bus and this girl says loud in the bus talking on the phone....

Que te digo que te estan quemando con ese caballo...Which translated it meant, i told you that they are cheating on you with that horse...dude hillarious stuff...

then i am listening to someone talking aloud on the phone and she said: Ella esta llorando por 8 puntos en el trasero....i´ll let YOU translate it...

then i turned on the tv and the tv will say: FASHIONFEST PATROCINADO POR PHYSICAL...Translate it will say: Fashionfest brought to you by physical...

then i was listening to a woman talking on tv, they were talking about horses, there were like 4 of them and 1 of them said: That horse was abanderado...i´ll let you translate....

Then i turned on the TV again in channel 77 and this guy with a shirt that will say: Suntrack which means: tracks of the Sun or Blondes Track he said: In Costa Rica´s case: hay mas de 14 puntos meaning in Costa Rica´s case there is more than: 14 stitches/points/dots....

Then i almost got ran over by 2 Mitsubitshi Montero, 1 black the other gold that had the sign: SE VENDE in big...lol hilarious stuff...

Then i decided to pay the doctor a visit because i was having a serious migraine so i went and i sat  and there was this older black man in a suit who sat across me with his wife and daughter and apparently they were having some issues/problems, so the guy went to his car dude and the stuff i heard on that tv and people around me was: becareful you get shot or she gets shot, or everybody gets shot, i heard i treat her better than him, i heard i really going to shoot him, i heard it 4 times...Then i was looking at the tv and i heard stuff around the lines of: there must be cocaine in the air conditioning...lol...

Dude some hilarious stuff...

Also like 2 hour ago i could not log in to LP, so i laid down in bed got up, kept thinking about the girl that said the 8 puntos en el trasero sentence because it was hilarious: i grabbed the dictionary and i was saying to myself i am going to pick 1 random word from the dictionary just 1 at random, just to be sarcastic and post it here on this blog, i opened the dictionary at random and chose 1 word i looked at that word and no other word...And the word was...

SACRUM---The part of the vertebral column that is directly connected with or consist of fine fused vertebrae....DUDE THE ODDS...Check out the location where this is located...

again hilarious stuff....that dictionary has 852 pages: 75,000 definitions....

 

 

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I owe this thanks to a Russian Family that came on CNN...

One game that beats memory game is the following...

Create a small scene cluttered with many things and show it to a person ONCE for like 5 seconds...Then flip the image and show that same picture, missing 1 item out of the many...Then show a bigger cluttered scene and repeat the process but continue increasing the image gradually....Is hard many times remember an image but is easier to remember something mentally if something was missing...Even though this practice IS A LOT HARDER...

Sometimes you dont got to look at what´s in the picture but what is missing from the picture....

And you create a memory game this way....

Last Edited: March 19, 2010, 4:44 am

i understand people making publicity stunts around my name but there is something i want to say:

THIS UNIVERSE...Dont know what it is but i think it produces some kind of ECHO....Either the UNIVERSE is closed along with this planet and is a closed system or the universe is open but Earth is in a place surrounded by walls...Some kind of walls that will cause radiation, or magnetic field waves or microwaves to bounce back off of those walls...

Because the stuff that i hear on TV for it to be human, dude i am telling you the stuff on TV know the future 1 or 2 days in advanced, sometimes 1 week in advanced, dude for it to be human, whatever...Dude you will have to have been smarter than Brian Greene or Einstein if you pull this stunts...

Is a hypothesis....I believe this planet or this universe is in a capsule....And your brain is some kind of sponge mesh filter...Either that or you and every human gives offs a smell than not even a polar bear or a shark can detect...A trace of smell that extends from here to China, very faint too faint for any living creature...You and every creature...And yes when i say that it extends from here to China i really mean from here to China...Or is a possibility that the string/trace of smell from here to china since is an air particle that some how is either made out of a special ratio that your brain can pick up and every gas has that ratio or randomness, or the molecules of gases play a particular smell tune that your brain can pick up....Is funny because a mosquito/butterfly flapping its wings in China can affect the weather/tornadoes in the USA...

A smell that goes into your nose without you been aware of it and some how little by little it begins to form a pattern in your brain and your brain over time makes sense of this odor patterns...A smell that envelops everything and this smell has a molecular memory....

It has to be any of those....Either that or someone is watching every single TV in the world like some sort of TV camera....

However some of the stuff i do see on tv is man made but others CAN NOT POSSIBLY BE...

I also think that minds could be: linked like in a network....

Dude Cartels can do magic but not what i see..

Celebrities may say that they experience it too, but not what happens to me...To do what happens to me you would have to have black sunglasses showing you the world as a huge mesh and telling you at what: 1/300th of a second you must stop, something the most practiced actors could not do...

a supercomputer looking at the entire world through the TV might pull it off but supercomputers are not even there yet i mean you will have to have a 40/40 vision/eyesight or a 70/70 vision/eyesight...

And i repeat, some of it is man made....Again is a hypothesis...

Last Edited: March 19, 2010, 4:15 am

Found it in Yahoo.com...I dont know if they are talking about someone else here but i thought you should not be joking with something like this...

http://green.yahoo.com/blog/guest_bloggers/26/the-world-s-only-immortal-animal.html

For years i´ve noticed that certain newspapers articles and articles on the tv were like encrypted...You could tell because certain words will highlight/stick out...Anyways just thought you all should know...One should not be joking with this...

Last Edited: March 19, 2010, 2:20 am

I dont know how to put it...ESTAS ENFERMO...Every citizen of this planet is: SICK MENTALLY...EVERYONE...WHAT THIS PROVES...

DUDE DE QUE ESTAS ENFERMO ESTAS ENFERMO...Dude you could had done AMAZING, INCREDIBLE FEATS THINGS, BUT YOU ARE SICK....YOU ARE SICK MENTALLY....I think this virus, well not a virus but this virus AFFECTS every level of government....Dude i dont care how cute you are: you are SICK MENTALLY.....Is something i´ve been suspecting for about 6 years but didnt say a word...

Dude WE ALL ARE...

WHAT THIS PROVES???the ANTICHRIST or the ANTICHRIST(S) could be ANYONE...I DONT CARE WHAT´S YOUR RACE, How much money you got, or how cute you are...

I will tell you this...Your wife will accuse you of YOU been sick YET she might be sicker than you and not realize it...Is little details....Dude YOU still walk with a tail...This also proves that you COULD NOT be created in God´s likeness....If you was created resembling God it was in his image but not likeness....I dont believe it but if you ever was was on his image...

EVERYWHERE i go i see people sick......

Last Edited: March 18, 2010, 8:28 pm

Guys pray for me...Dude i sometimes think i am more popular than Bin Laden, not more Powerful but more popular...I already told you what my name means...Anyways...

Dude i think i am worth more dead than alive, i really do...Dude it was funny to see the TV know at what second of the day my dad will poop...But dude i see acts of terrorrism as HORRIFIC as the ones that occur in Pakistan on tv...Dude is terrible....Dude imagine that you was in a cage and they suminister small electric shock everytime you blink....Dude is something like that....Dude i get SO MUCH threat from the TV and i have not done anything to anyone...

Dude that idea that an Organization KNOWS where INSECT A WILL MEET WITH INSECT B where and when and what direction insect A and insect B will take is FRIGHTENING....I am finding myself more DEPRESSED than anyone else...Dude as if i was a slave and someone was whipping me in my back EVERY SINGLE DAY....

The TV knows WHEN I CHANGE THOUGHTS and what THOUGHT EXACTLY I CHANGED TO AND I AM THINKING...

Dude i want to know WHO in the world is behind this...Sometimes they know 1 day ahead what i will be thinking at WHAT SECOND...

Dude and not only that i feel like i am: 90 years old...Dude i feel like i have got to be the NEXT BIN LADEN the next in line after Bin Laden....

I remember when growing up, that they use to trap cats and tie cans to all 4 of his legs and he will die that way....That´s how it feel the way i am treated...

Dude i think i represent the PLANET EARTH, that i am the SYMBOL OF THE PLANET EARTH...I had got to be...

Dude the stuff that i experience anyone experiences them and probably commits suicide or goes and shoots his mother and father, brothers and sisters and then committs suicide....Again dude i feel like i am 90 years old...

Dude is like living in England during world war 1 living in shelters feeling the bombs drop from the skies every 5 minutes...

Plus you got the part where my conditions feels like i am constantly at war every second of the day...Couple that that´s 3 things in 1...It feels like there is never rest as soon as i get up from bed it starts...Is like not been able to sleep....

Dude i´ve never suffer from depression in my life...

Is like getting shot from different angles and only been able to return fire only once....

Is like living in a war zone...Sounds funny but i am serious...I saw it in the USA too but is very intense here...

Last Edited: March 18, 2010, 3:37 pm

Back then i didnt know about my name and what it meant...If you dont know what it means read my previous blog...Anyways...stuff i am remembering...

1 time i was driving in Georgia and i stop at a traffic light...You know who i saw??? Nicolas Cage in a car pass by me and waved AT ME...LOL..

1 time i was at a library and i was coming out of the library and there was: BILL GATES or someone looking EXACTLY LIKE HIM, and he pointed his index finger at me, was parked right infront of the library...lol..

1 time i was riding with one of my brothers and we stoped at a traffic light...I saw rapper T.I...lol...

1 time i was walking home and guess who i saw??? LeBron James waved at me from a car that he was in...lol...

Dude it sounds funny but those who i saw...

1 time there was this i think he was a Russian boxer, he is very tall he was repeatedly punching the camera on tv and said: I got your number on tv, the next DAY i saw him at the airport....lol...

I´ve seen the president of Panama pass me by on a car and waved at me...

Dude i dont know if this people´s are clones or what, but those are who i saw...

One time i went to a Bank and who was going to attend me was Laura Simpson she has got to be the most beautiful woman in the world, well packed...Anyways i was at the bank ready to see her but there was a hot beautiful blonde infront of me, well packed also...She talked to Laura Simpson and made a HUGE ARGUMENT and pointed the hands to me and said i was before him...lol...Now i pick up the joke...Stuff that have nothing to do...

yesterday i went to a grocery stores in the outskirts of Costa Rica and a black guy that was infront of me made a huge argument to a woman and said: Llorando por un centavo...Dude 1 penny...Right infront of me, look like he had money...you should look up what centa vos means in Spanish...It means: YOU SIT DOWN..or it could mean: 100 FOR YOU...lol...hilarious...

then as i was leaving the grocery store 2 women talking to each other said: El tickete a la carniceria esta caro...LOL...It means, the ticket of the meat market is expensive....

Also a guy from India had the same features/skin tones as Eva Longoria was talking on CNN on the TV and his name was Eva Are he was a commentator talking to man and the commentator said: It is the first time that something like this happens and the man said: The best thing to do is to sit in the finance minister´s lap....It was hilarious....lol...

If you havent noticed, this people are making publicity stunts around me...Doing their Grand Standing infront of me because of what my complete name means...

I know why in the past when i have been walking minding my bussiness people have thrown bananas at me or right infront of me where i will be walking or driving....

I remember one time we were home and a guy send us a SACK A HUGE SACK of green planting, what for i dont know...What it had to do with me i dont know...Dude i´ve seen plates of food repeatedly thrown infront of my dad´s house...What it had to do with me i dont know again it doesnt make any sense...

Dude people have thrown DVD cases with the name, camino al infierno infront of my dad´s house which means: path to hell...

I remember when i was in the USA going and see the psychiatrist, my caucasian psychiatrist approached me and said: Where you´ve been i missed you...And i am like what does that got to do with me i´ve been here all along and i am like what are you saying...

I remember 1 time (not knowing what my name meant) i told my dad...I think i told him i wanted to change my name or that If i ever become rich i´ll change my last name of: Garcia to something else...I remember the following day on TV there was a big act of terrorrism...This happened in the USA...

I remember 1 time (not knowing what my name meant) i told my dad...I think i told him i wanted to change my name or that If i ever become rich i´ll change my last name of: Garcia to something else...I remember the following day on TV there was a big act of terrorrism...This happened in the USA...

Sometimes i sit down tired sit down in the cauch and i think, i´ll like to watch the movie: Anaconda, i turn on the TV and the movie Anaconda is showing....Stuff that only happen to me...

Dude i remember when i was in the USA a group of about 8 blondes were talking to a guy and 1 of them burst out saying: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD JIMMY YOU CARRY HIS NAME...

Last Edited: March 18, 2010, 3:53 pm

                                               I am not sure but i heard that the Dominican Republic has a: Pick3/80 or something like that...Well i saw a very crypted form of Powerball i did noticed that Everyone who wins the Pick3/80 in the Dominican Republic is a Powerball/MegaMillions winner, with the bonus ball included...

I heard that the state of Oregon has a: Pick4/80...Well they too win Powerball all the time...with bonus ball included...

Now i dont know if the same numbers from the Pick3/80 in the Dominican republic or Oregon are used for Powerball i dont think so...But it is true....

And is a very sneaky way of looking at the Powerball numbers...

I heard that the Dominican Republic has a Pick3/80 from an LP member cant remember his name, now i remember is PIraX i think it is...

So if someone in the state of oregon or in the Dominican Republic found a way to crack the Pick3/80 he could win Powerball guess what? WITH 1 TICKET...The difference here is that it will be with 1 ticket...i think is with 1 ticket...

And there is something i am going to tell you: YOU ARE A WALKING ANIMAL YOU´VE ALWAYS BEEN....Understand that...DUDE I DONT GIVE A SH..... WHO YOU ARE...WHO YOU ARE, You are a Walking Animal...EVERYONE IS...DUDE  you are HALF HUMAN, HALF ANIMAL...Dude you did this you behave this way you did this you behave good, you were ENLIGHTNED YOU BECAME EINSTEIN, You are so beautiful tree leaves drop and make a carpet/mat for you, you won Pick3 EVERYDAY for the past 5 years, you discovered the fountain of youth, you found how to terraform a planet, you can cure all of the planet´s diseases, THAT´S GOOD BUT YOU ARE STILL HALF ANIMAL HALF HUMAN YOU STILL WALK WITH A TAIL YOU GOT ANOTHER APENDAGE...I dont know if in the future you will evolved/get more enlighntened i dont know but as long as you walk this planet please remember that you have a tail...Dude for what it looks every animal on this planet HAS A DARN TAIL, WHAT MAKES YOU SO DIFFERENT...Have you noticed that bacteria got tails...They should say that in the Bible...

Dude dont pay me no attention, pay attention to women who is your lesser clone and is coming behind you....This will no occur but suppose an alien civilization came and either destroy or evaporated all MALES from this earth and left and just left women on this planet...Dude because she is your lesser clone ALL of the Earth history WILL repeat AGAIN...OVER AND OVER...Stuff YOU dont see...

Last Edited: March 18, 2010, 1:27 am

Dude did you know my TV at home?? Knows at what second of the day, my dog will poop..LOL....I had to write this because i found it hillarious...

And you know what it said afterwards???OTROS DISFRUTAN ESE MOMENTOS...Others enjoy that moment...lol...

dude i HAD to post this here...HILLARIOUS HILLARIOUS....LMAO...

It also knows when a plane is passing by....

i decided to go for a walk and a woman in a car shouts to a guy on the streets aparently they were talking...Eso a mi me encanta...Meaning: I too enjoy that...dont know what they were talking about...lol..

Dude i´ve also seeing on TV 1 real estate from 1 part of los Angeles make fun of another real estate from ANOTHER part of Los Angeles....

as you all probably read what my name means....i mentioned it on the previous blog....Anyways

Dude i decided to take ANOTHER WALK and there was a white guy sort of builky with thicker legs you dont see that every day and as i pass by the guy said: translated into english he was conversating with someone else he said: i dont give a s.... is mine...

but before he said that before i got to him there was another guy in the car who was talking and he said: Salpica compa...which means¨sting¨ you mother....i dont know who he was talking to...lol...

dude i am telling you stuff is hilarious...Hillarious stuff...lol...

Dude i can tell the difference between 17 and 70....Well they were talking about performers...They said that:

The Best Peformers cant remember what they were talking about but they said that the Best Performers for 2009 were:

Venezuela it had like: 14%

Belize 14. something percent

Jamaica 15. something percent

Japan 16. something percent

and

Ukraine had: 17. something percent

they showed the number 17 on the screen but then the commentator said: Seventy she didnt said: Seventeen i heard it clearly....

dude hilarious stuff...LOL...stuff that only happen on my TV....

Dude i went to a store to take a walk and there was this women with a huge butt and there comes this thin older black guy and says: Give me half a pound of ice...lol...dude there is no such thing as a half a pound of ice...lol...there were several guys around the women and nobody picked it up, nobody picked up the joke...

Dude i am walking in the grocery store dude i need to carry a pen and paper with me...Anyways i am walking and this woman talking to another younger girl says around the lines of: dile a ellla que lo haga, Tell she to do it...Dude hilarious hilarious stuff...lol...

Last Edited: March 17, 2010, 9:17 pm