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Today, 11:53 amAfterlife For IRS Cheaters
Tony and his friend John die in a car accident and go to judgment. God tells Tony that because he cheated on his income taxes, the only way he can enter Heaven is to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for the next five years.
A few days later, as Tony's walking in the park with his stupid, hideous new girlfriend, he spots his friend John with an absolutely drop dead gorgeous woman. "John, what happened?" Tony asks.
"I have no idea," John replies. "I was told I have five years of amazing sex to look forward to. The only thing I don't understand is why she always yells '<snip> income taxes!' whenever we have sex."
May 23, 2013, 10:20 amFill In The Blanks.
May 22, 19--: The island nation of Ceylon becomes the republic of _______.
May 22, 2013, 11:14 amThe Movie
The movie, Big, was directed by whom ?
May 21, 2013, 11:50 amWhat Am I ?
I am the center of gravity, hold a capital situation in Vienna, and as I am
foremost in every victory, am allowed by all to be invaluable. Though I am
invisible, I am clearly seen in the midst of a river. I could name three who are
in love with me and have three associates in vice. It is vain that you seek me
for I have long been in heaven yet even now lie embalmed in the grave. What am
I?
May 20, 2013, 11:13 amCripple Jokes
May 19, 2013, 11:23 amFill In The Blanks
May 17, 1536: Archbishop _______ declares the marriage of England's King Henry VIII to _________ is invalid after she fails to bear a male heir.
May 18, 2013, 10:07 amWhat Two ?
What two of the same letters are missing from this word? _rom_
May 17, 2013, 11:20 amHilarious Signs
On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
May 16, 2013, 12:22 pmFill In The Blanks
May 15, 1918: The first experimental airmail route inthe U. S. starts between Washington,_______ and _______.
May 15, 2013, 8:08 amWhat Am I ?
I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?
May 14, 2013, 1:15 pmClean or Dirty Jokes
Want to hear a dirty joke? A man fell in the mud.
Want to hear a clean joke? He took a bath with bubbles.
Want to hear another dirty joke? Bubbles was his neighbor.
May 13, 2013, 10:19 amFill In The Blanks
May 12, 1933: The Federal ___________ and ______________ are established to help the needy and farmers.
May 12, 2013, 12:53 pmWhat Am I ?
I am a time for gathering crops. My last four letters is something that you wear. What am I?
May 11, 2013, 11:02 amMilk or Vodka
They say milk gives you strength.
Drink 10 glasses of milk and try to move a wall.
You cant.
Drink 10 shots of Vodka and it moves by itself.
May 10, 2013, 10:29 amFill In The Blanks
May 9, 1962: Scientists at the _______ Institute of _________ succeed in reflecting a laser beam off the surface of the ______.
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