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Yesterday, 11:42 amGrandma's Boyfriend
A 5-year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting furniture, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can set in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good.
The comedies make me laugh. I'm so happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV and the picture was horrible. She started adjusting the knobs trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting on the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring so he hurried to open the door.
When he opened the door, there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello son is your grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
December 10, 2013, 11:58 amFill In The Blanks
Dec. 8, 1776: George Washington's retreating army crosses the ______ river from ________ to ________ during the American Revolution.
December 9, 2013, 11:52 amGetting Old
A little old lady comes into the kitchen to talk to her husband and says, "Honey just look at me. My legs are heavy, thighs are getting big, and boobs are sagging. I could really use a complement right about now."
The husband replied, "Oh, Honey you have really good eye sight!"
December 8, 2013, 10:59 amWhat & Why
What is the next letter in the series: "B, C, D, E, G, ..."? And Why?
December 7, 2013, 12:09 pmFill In The Blanks
Dec.6, ----: Congress moved to __________ from New York.
December 6, 2013, 12:25 pmTeacher & Student
Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Student: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
December 5, 2013, 10:57 amWhat Word..
What word looks the same upside down and backwards?
December 4, 2013, 9:58 amFill In The Blanks
Dec.3, ----: ________ is admitted as the 21st state.
December 3, 2013, 10:26 amSpirit World
Papa, what is the person called who brings you in contact with the spirit world?”
“A bartender, my boy.”
December 2, 2013, 10:18 amWhat Am I ?
I am eight letters long and am kept a secret from everyone. Letters two through four spell an animal, letters four to the end make a weapon, letters one, two and eight make what you use in an exam and my third and fourth letters are the same. What am I?
December 1, 2013, 11:44 amFill In The Blanks
Nov. 30, 18--: Samuel Langhorne ______ better known as ________, is born in _____, Mo.
November 30, 2013, 10:46 amNew Born Baby
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants
November 29, 2013, 11:40 amWhat Am I ?
I can be half without getting thinner.
I can shine with no fire.
I can be hidden but never taken.
I can stay dry while moving the ocean.
November 28, 2013, 10:37 amFill In The Blanks
Nov. 27, 1962: The first __________is rolled out at the company's _________ Plant.
Last Edited: November 28, 2013, 10:38 am
November 27, 2013, 10:52 amThe Farmer's Son
The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood scooping up the wayward birds and returning them to the repaired crate. Hoping he had found them all, the boy reluctantly returned home, expecting the worst.
"Pa, the chickens got loose," the boy confessed sadly, "but I managed to find all twelve of them."
"Well, you did real good, son," the farmer beamed. "You left with seven."