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Yesterday, 9:37 amWhat Am I ?
I am a path situated between high natural masses. Remove my first letter & you have a path situated between man-made masses. What am I?
March 31, 2015, 8:43 amBlind Man
This blind man goes into a drugstore and starts knocking stuff off the shelf with his cane.
The manager comes over and says, "Can I help you sir?"
"No, I'm just looking."
March 30, 2015, 11:43 amWhat Does..
What does this say: T RN?
March 29, 2015, 12:41 pmMother & John
Mother: Come on John you have to get out of bed or you'll be late for school.
John: Ahh mum do I have to, all the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me too.
Mother: Yes you do.
John: Give me a good reason
Mother: You're 44 and your the Principal!
March 28, 2015, 12:03 pmThree Large People
Three large people try to crowd under one small umbrella, but nobody gets wet. How is this possible?
March 27, 2015, 11:42 amFlying Is..
Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first!
Everyone knows a 'good' landing is one from which you can walk away. But a 'great landing is one after which you can use the airplane again.
March 26, 2015, 12:05 pmWhat Am I ?
I am needed in life but not in death and you cant star't fun without me what am I?
March 25, 2015, 11:24 amTrick Question
In a very meek tone, Little Johnny asks his teacher, "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?"
"Of course not, Johnny," she responds.
"Great, because I didn't do my homework."
March 24, 2015, 11:55 amWhat Word..
What word begins and ends with an ‘e’ but only has one letter?
March 23, 2015, 11:42 amA Bad Waiter
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
"Are you crazy" yelled the customer, "sticking your thumb in my steak?!"
"What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"
March 21, 2015, 11:34 amNewer One
Is an older one-hundred dollar bill worth more than a newer one?
March 19, 2015, 9:00 amTwo Drunks
Two drunks are making conversation at the bar:
-Tell me, how does your wife reacts when you come home drunk?
- I'm not married!
- And why are you drinking?
March 18, 2015, 12:42 pmI'm Bankrupt
A man is pushing his car along the road when he comes to a hotel. He shouts, "I'm bankrupt!" Why?
March 17, 2015, 10:23 amGood Behavior
Father Reynold was having a conversation with a group of kids about how good behavior could help them go to Heaven. When he had finished, he asked them, "Where does everyone here want to go?"
Little Tina remarked, "Heaven!"
Father Reynold asked, "And what should you be to be able to get there?"
Little Harry replied, "Dead!"
March 16, 2015, 1:54 pmWhat Am I ?
I remain calm and cool among tumult and fury,
I hide treasures and creatures you could hardly fathom,
I will crush those I welcome in deeply,
I am dark yet beautiful.
What am I?