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Yesterday, 11:47 amThe Wisdom
Whether a man winds up with the nest egg or a goose egg depends a
lot on the kind of chick he marries.
Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his
salt that he forgets his sugar.
Too many couples marry for better or for worse, but not for good.
When a man marries a woman, they become one, but the trouble starts
when they try to decide which one.
If a man has enough "horse sense" to treat his wife like a
thoroughbred, she will never be an old nag.
Judgin' from the specimens they pick for husbands, it's no wonder
that brides often blush.
On anniversaries the wise husband always forgets the past...but
never the present.
A foolish husband remarks to his wife "Honey, you stick to the
washin', ironin', cookin', and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna work."
The bonds of matrimony are a good investment only when the interest
is kept up.
Many girls like to marry a military man--he can cook, sew, make a
bed, and is in good health...and he's already used to taking orders.
Grandpappy and his wife were discussin' their 50th wedding
anniversary when she said, "Shall I kill a chicken tonight?" "Naw,
said Grandpappy, "Why blame a bird for something' that happened
50 years ago."
October 21, 2014, 10:32 amHow did he do it?
A thief enters a shop and threatens the clerk, forcing him to open the safe. The clerk says, "The code for the safe is different every day, and if you hurt me you'll never get the code". But the thief manages to guess the code on his own.
How did he do it?
October 20, 2014, 9:38 amDeep Devotion
A tom cat and a tabby cat were courting on a back fence
one night. The tom leaned over to the tabby with pent up passion and
purred: "I'll die for you!" The tabby gazed at him from under
lowered eyelids and asked: "How many times?"
October 19, 2014, 12:01 pmWhat Am I ?
October 18, 2014, 11:43 amA Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bar tender turns to the grasshopper and says " hey, you know we have a drink named after you?"
The grasshopper responds "why in the heck do you have a drink named Bob?"
October 17, 2014, 12:20 pmWhat Runs..
What Runs Through The City Without Moving?
October 16, 2014, 10:44 amThe Doctor..
The doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months
October 15, 2014, 11:05 amI Hated It..
I hated it when my old aunties used to poke and prod me on weddings saying , you're next.
However they stopped, when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
October 14, 2014, 1:22 pmWho Am I ?
I am a six letter word. Subtract one letter and twelve will remain. Who am I?
October 13, 2014, 8:20 amWhen Asked..
When asked by a young patrol officer, "Do you know you were speeding?" The 83-year-old woman talked herself out of a ticket by stating, "Yes, but I had to get there before I forgot where I was going."
October 12, 2014, 11:47 amWhat Can..
What can you hold without ever touching it?
October 11, 2014, 1:04 pmWill You Remember Me?
Bob: "Will you remember me tomorrow?"
Bob "Will you remember me next week?"
Bob: "Will you remember me next month??"
Bob: "Will you remember me next year?"
Bob: "Knock Knock"
Bill: "Who's There?"
Bob: "See, you forgot me already!"
October 10, 2014, 9:23 amWhat Is..
What is the shortest month?
October 9, 2014, 12:15 pmWhat Happen..
Q: What happens when you cross a librarian and a lawyer?
A: You get all the information you want, but you can't understand it.
October 8, 2014, 9:35 amWhat Am I ?
With no wings, I fly. With no eyes, I see. With no arms, I climb. More frightening than any beast, stronger than any foe. I am cunning, ruthless, and tall; in the end, I rule all. What am I?