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Yesterday, 8:25 pmSome people get it.

Mr. Barkley gets it.

Mr. Jefferson knew it.

TJ

And all of us are waiting.

Ron

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Yesterday, 8:09 amThe laziest prezzy ever.

barry is lazy,  did you expect anything more?????????  Why do you think they won't release any school records????????????? I guarantee there was a lot of incomplete courses...............How many golf games or fund raisers has this pos missed?????????? disgusting................

Here it is from Breitbart:

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2014/09/29/Report-Obama-Has-Missed-Over-Half-His-Second-Term-Daily-Intel-Briefings

No No

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September 28, 2014, 11:12 pmBen Carson, Wallace, Ayn Rand, barry.

As I have written before Ben Carson is 5 billion times more qualified to be POTUS than the missing village idiot barry of Chicago, Kenya. Chris Wallace is a moron libtard no doubt,  I'd like to know if Chris W. had a child in need of brain surgery would he think barry could make it all better with barrycare?????

Ayn Rand puts it so succinctly here:

Ayn Rand

Last Edited: September 28, 2014, 11:15 pm

Entry #751
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September 27, 2014, 9:47 amOn a lighter note: Blond men.

From an email:


A friend told the blond man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
The blond man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."

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Two blond men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.

One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"

The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."

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A woman phoned her blond neighbor man and said: "Close your curtains the next time you & your wife are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."To which the blond man replied: "Well, the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday."

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A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."

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A blond man goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me." The blonde man says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet."

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A blond man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND." He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

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A blond man shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor. "No," he shouts, "this is her husband!"

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A blond man was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another. A cop car pulls him over, so he tells the cop about all the trees in the road. The cop says, "That's your air freshener swinging about!"

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A blonde man's dog goes missing and he is frantic. His wife says "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?" He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing. "What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks. "Here boy!" he replies..
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A blond man is in jail.. Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet. "Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks. "Hanging myself," the blond replies. "It should be around your neck," says the guard. "I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe."

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(This one actually makes sense...sort of...)
An Italian tourist asks a blond man: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."

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September 26, 2014, 9:26 pmDon't need to post a link here. Direct commentary.

That POS PISCES wanna be loser in Oklahoma  is the worlds biggest pussy jihadist,  big man fuquing assho1e killing a defenseless woman and attacking another!!!!!!!!!!  What a coward.. all jihadis are f'ing pussies,  that is all they can kill................. defenseless innocents.

Mad

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September 25, 2014, 11:13 pmPeanutz.

Lucy Libtards.  Green laugh

1                                    2Peanutz

 

3Peanutz

Last Edited: September 25, 2014, 11:14 pm

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September 21, 2014, 11:06 pmNow this is good news! Women are the secret weapon!!

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September 20, 2014, 6:26 pmThese days, Democrats aren't talking much about Obama in congressional speeches

Uh oh! Since moochelle said that barry has made America so wonderful................hmmmm why aren't the demoncrats boasting his great accomplishments???????  If the shoe doesn't fit then we must omit!!!!

from WashPo via Drudge:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/in-the-loop/wp/2014/09/20/these-days-democrats-arent-talking-much-about-obama-in-congressional-speeches/

Green laugh

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September 20, 2014, 8:11 amMoochelle the hack. Barack has made everything better.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 moochelle is using the lie of exclusion,  the world is burning, Ameicans are getting their heads cut off, we have worsening everything, no one trusts America, there are 90+ million not working etc. this fascist wookie is a hack.

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/09/19/Michelle-Obama-Because-of-Barack-Kids-Take-For-Granted-That-A-Black-Person-or-a-Woman-Can-Be-President

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September 18, 2014, 10:55 pmHack elijah cumings.

Hack another hack demoncrat elijah cuminks is a fuquing despicable hack needs to be voted out MD.!!!!!!!!!!! the hack eligah doesn't give a demoncRATZ ass about anything but his wallet and pension.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/09/17/can-you-catch-the-difference-between-how-trey-gowdy-and-elijah-cummings-recite-the-benghazi-victims-names-at-wednesdays-hearing/

Mad

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September 18, 2014, 9:21 pmTwitter starting to get it. yay!

This is real people starting to wake up to the fascists in charge,  November, it is going to rain.

https://twitter.com/TtimeLutz/status/504287235877777408/photo/1

Party

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September 17, 2014, 8:34 pmReal Democrats turning on Debs Wasaman Schultzie.

This is all you need to know about what is happening in TRUE blue Democrat circles,  not the hack political self serving demoncrat wing and the idiot lemming troll demoncrat voter.  I wrote a couple of weeks ago that this Deb Wasaman is only a hack career politician out for herself,  & she needs to be voted out.   REAL Democrats are getting it.  demoncrats are hopeless,  stupid,  and selfish. debs go away!

 

http://www.politico.com/story/2014/09/democrats-debbie-wasserman-schultz-111077.html

 

US Flag

Last Edited: September 17, 2014, 8:35 pm

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September 15, 2014, 10:52 pmIf CNN says it's a close race with the repubic leading...mitch is gonna win.

The media bias is very informative,  when they say it is close and the repubic is leading,  then the repubic is ahead at least by 10-15 pts. in reality.

here is the link from CNN via Drudge

http://www.cnn.com/2014/09/15/politics/grimes-shoot-ad-kentucky-mcconnell/

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September 15, 2014, 10:21 pmThis makes liberal, gay, leftist, and progressives heads blow up.

Please for the love of God almighty, tell us where is the gay pride float???????????????  Please tell us why it has to be in the St. Pattys day parade but nary a mention or protest at the "yay I am Islam parade"................... Huh????????????????? gay crickets progressive crickets libby crickets................

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/09/15/the-shocking-display-seen-at-nycs-muslim-day-parade/

jerks. cowards. two faced hypocrites

liberal, gay?, leftist, and progressive Senator from Minnesota where are you???

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September 14, 2014, 8:54 pmThe Pope is starting to get it. Piecemeal ww3.

We can nip this thing in the bud and just send them all to the planet jihadia in the constellation pisces. Think about it, if there were no wars in the name of

momo there would be 99.99% peace on planet earth.

http://news.yahoo.com/pope-says-worlds-many-conflicts-amount-piecemeal-world-104917232.html

No more playing around you wanna party let's party. Sandglass baby.

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