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April 23, 2015, 8:26 amThe Haircut.

Old one but worth reposting.



Blessed are those 

that can give without remembering,  and take without 



One day a florist 

went to a barber for a haircut.

After the cut, he asked about his bill, and 

the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community 

service this week.'

The florist was 

pleased and left the shop.

When the barber 

went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a 

dozen roses waiting for

him at his door.

Later, a cop 

comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill , the barber again 

replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this 

week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning 

when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you ' card and a dozen 

donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a 

Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill , the 

barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community 

service this week.'

The Congressman was very happy and left the 


The next morning, 

when the barber went to open up, there

were a dozen 

Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my 

friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our 

country and the politicians who run it.

As Ronald Reagan 




Last Edited: April 23, 2015, 8:27 am

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April 4, 2015, 4:27 pmKaopectate is the solution.

Diarrhea mouth HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!  The diarrhea mouth troll!!!!!!! How frinking perfect is that??????????????? TY MD!!!!!!! I am going to be giggling and laughing for hours.  The diarrhea mouth troll is one of the most arrogant jerk offs to come down the road in a some time.  The cut and pastes,  the bible quoting,  the foolish conjecture and presumptive crap it writes.......................................................................................................on the only 2 blogs that let it.  Nobody can read more than two sentences because it is diarrhea mouth prose, I read a couple of its diarrhea diatribes when it first posted,  but that was it,  it was nothing more than another blathering apologist libtard troll with not a original thought.  Case in point it starts out with a huffy post link in the troll blog insurrection copy/paste........the huffy post is not exactly a un biased source............therefore anything after that link..........


is pure DIARRHEA MOUTH!!!!!

ROFLGreen laughLOLBig Grin

Last Edited: April 4, 2015, 4:28 pm

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April 3, 2015, 10:56 amUS added 126K jobs in March, vs 245K expected; jobless rate stays at 5.5%

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March 28, 2015, 10:01 amA sobering reminder.

Yeah right,  barry's results........ let's keep it going another two years.  They make it about race once again,  stupid libtards.  Disgusting hypocrisy and covering for the miserable barry again and those are demoncrat states.



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March 28, 2015, 8:48 amThey always tell you who they fear the most.

When the libtard trolls go on tirades,  to insult, berate,  and most hilarious of all (since they have no souls) quote the Bible,  everyone knows who gets under their skin the most.  The libtards fear the messages of Limbaugh, Cruz, Walker, Paul,  will eventually be understood to be correct by all Americans.  The libtards count on keeping their voting blocks in the dark..........hence they seek to control the internet since everybody soon will have access and be better informed on the true intentions of the evil leftist masters.  An informed proletariat is what the fascist masters of the left fear the most.

For eg. I knew exactly how stupid one of the trolls was when it attempted to make a global warming analogy,  it must have gotten it off of mother jones or similar.  The absolute ignorance of proportion,  dimension,  and  critical thinking were right there for all to see.  The troll equated Earths atmosphere with the inside of a refrigerator and a  running car's exhaust pipe connected to refrigerator,   this is the type of ignorance perpetuated by the left.


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March 25, 2015, 9:21 pmSo the pilot was locked out?

My first question: Who where the pilots???????????????hmmmm wondering..............No word yet.



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March 25, 2015, 7:57 amW/O a teleprompter barry is useless.

Barry called the new Afghani prezzy Ghani ...."Karzai" How embarrassing.


On the other hand Ted Cruz doesn't need the teleprompter because he is brilliant and speaks from conviction and his heart.

Hurray!Cruz rocks.

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March 24, 2015, 12:49 pmFlight 9525.

May they rest in peace.


If this was terrorism, watch out...........................

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March 23, 2015, 8:07 amTed Cruz is in.

Now we are talking.  You know when they start talking odds..............and the demoncrat talking heads quoting mystery repubicans they are worried about this candidate.

US FlagGo Ted!

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March 18, 2015, 10:14 pmStarbucks.

Another perfect example of liberal stupidity, ignorance, and hubris.   This coffee chain is in trouble.


I rarely go there, now I don't go there.

Last Edited: March 18, 2015, 10:26 pm

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March 17, 2015, 7:22 amAffordable Plumbing Act.

The Affordable Care Act explained for the layman:

Only weeks after leaving office on January 20, 2017, former president Obama discovers a leak under his sink, so he calls Joe the Plumber to come out and fix it. Joe drives to Obama's new house, located in a very exclusive, gated community near NY where all the residents have a net income of more than $250,000 per year.

Joe arrives and takes his tools into the house. Joe is led to the guest bathroom that contains the leaky pipe under the sink. Joe assesses the problem and tells Obama that it's an easy repair that will take less than 10 minutes. Obama asks Joe how much it will cost. Joe checks his rate chart and says, "$9,500."

"What?! $9,500?" Obama asks, stunned. “You said it was an easy repair!”

Joe says, "Yes, but what I do is charge those who make $250,000 per year a much higher amount so I can fix the plumbing of poorer people for free," explains Joe."This has always been my philosophy. As a matter of fact, I lobbied the Democratic Congress, who passed this philosophy into law. Now all plumbers must do business this way. It's known as 'Affordable Plumbing Act of 2014'. I'm surprised you haven't heard of it."

In spite of that, Obama tells Joe there's no way he's paying that much for a small plumbing repair, so Joe leaves. Obama spends the next hour flipping through the phone book calling for another plumber, but he finds that all other plumbing businesses in the area have gone out of business.

Not wanting to pay Joe's price, Obama does nothing and the leak goes unrepaired for several more days. A week later the leak is so bad that Obama has had to put a bucket under the sink. The bucket fills up quickly and has to be emptied every hour and there's a risk that the room will flood, so Obama calls Joe and pleads with him to return.

Joe goes back to Obama's house, looks at the leaky pipe, checks his new rate chart and says, "Let's see, this will now cost you $21,000."

Obama quickly fires back, "What! A few days ago you told me it would $9,500!”

Joe explains, "Well, because of the 'Affordable Plumbing Act', a lot of wealthier people are learning how to maintain their own plumbing, so there are fewer payers into the plumbing exchanges. As a result, the price I have to charge wealthy people like you keeps rising. Not only that, but for some reason the demand for plumbing work by those who get it for free has skyrocketed! There's a long waiting list of those who need repairs but the amount we get doesn't cover our costs. This unfortunately has put a lot of my fellow plumbers out of business, they're not being replaced, and nobody is going into the plumbing business because they know they can't make any money at it. I'm hurting, too, all thanks to greedy rich people like you who won't pay their fair share."

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March 16, 2015, 7:51 amHe could be my son.

Here is the guy that admitted to firing off a couple of caps at a former friend....... but by accident shot 2 cops,  whoopsey..............  he seems like such a nice young man,  he could be barry's son,  you know a demoncrat.


Group Hug

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March 15, 2015, 8:39 pmYou have to search well.

But the party in charge of Ferguson, Missouri is DEMONCRAT.  Most articles recently fail to mention this HUGE detail. The demoncrats are fomenting unrest in their own backyards expecting the people to blame those evil repubics and big business...............THE PEOPLE ARE NOT STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is going to blow up in their stupid demoncrat faces.


US Flag

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March 12, 2015, 9:47 pmMagic box of lefties video.


  Andrew is very good.

Last Edited: March 12, 2015, 9:56 pm

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March 8, 2015, 9:16 amMy confession.

At my parish church,
So I tell the priest, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night, I beat the heck out of an Obama supporter."
The priest says, "My son, I'm here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service."
Green laugh
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