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Today, 6:01 pmHusband Store.
The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
Yesterday, 9:24 pmLearning is fun.
The Sony hack was facilitated by an insider........................the network wasn't hacked, the keys and map were given to the sh1thead NK operatives by the weakest link in any network.............. a disgruntled human idiot that sold out. Everyone should know the weakest link in IT security is the human. A hack of this degree has to have had insider info.. They will find out who it is and they should make an example out of them, perpetual jail term, no parole.
OK, so now we know how the NK dipsh1ts "hacked the Sony", if I was in charge and a threat like the one they made was issued, this would be my response, one dead American by a NK terrorist, peedong kenang go bye bye. Trust me that would stop this sh1t, fuquing commie trolls.
Fuque these ignorant commies, the blast shown is a 50K, I would give them a MegaTon up the Yong Yang X 10. And then we might see this kind of sh1t ending real quick. And I would hope they retaliate HAHAHAHA!
December 4, 2014, 10:06 pmThe root of the problem.
The common thread between the deaths of Brown and Garner was tobacco, Brown stole some blunt material and Garner was selling single cigarettes. Where have we arrived???????? The economy is AFU because of the government's addiction to our hard earned dollars has come to a boiling point. The police are forced to be a$$holes to make sure people pay that tax money, forget rapists murderers gang bangers, get the tobacco thieves!!!!!!! Disgusting! The barry administration is race baiting this because if the economy was healthy and we are were working, and the govts. were not so sh1tty, none of this would be happening. like I wrote before all of this strife is going down in the demoncrat controlled states, right smack in the middle of the nanny states. If unemployment was low and people had work...............Life is cheap to the fascists in charge, and being a cop in a bad economy with bad politicians is a tough job. Rand Paul has some good points.
November 30, 2014, 12:11 amThe troll blog and the troll.
Don't feed the idiot trolls and the idiot troll master.
Last Edited: November 30, 2014, 12:13 am
November 24, 2014, 8:00 amThis is exactly why they aren't heroes anymore to anyone.
Too much homeland security and too many stupid f'ing cops. After Ferguson you would think they had some caution, no, kill first, ask questions later.
Last Edited: November 24, 2014, 8:33 am
November 24, 2014, 7:39 am1957 vs. 2014
I believe this is probably true until the 80's.........this is the direct result of liberalism, political correctness, psycho stupid therapy, and losing our religion.
By today's standards none of us were supposed to ever make it.
HIGH SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2014
Jack goes duck hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2014- School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2014 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled - even though Johnny started it.
Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2014 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because Jeffrey has a disability.
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.
2014 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse, Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being spanked herself, and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock.
2014 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.
Pedro fails high school English.
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
2014 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.
1957 - Ants die.
2014 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents - and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957– In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2014- Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
Pass this on to show how stupid we have become!
November 18, 2014, 10:06 pmRush Limbaugh confirms Obama is a sociopathic liar.
Rush Limbaugh confirms what everybody knows, barry is a psychopathic , socio-"pathetic", miserable, and deceptive jerk. barry's fascism needs to be reigned in. barry hates America and its citizens. Man o man can they throw the gruber under the bus, be glad you aren't the gruber.
Last Edited: November 18, 2014, 10:10 pm
November 17, 2014, 7:11 amThe repubics better get on it.
They need to get on this conspiracy ASAP. barry the liar denied the gruber, yet he was at the WH meeting with the gruber at least a dozen times and they paid him $6 million WTF??? barry the liar in chief.
November 14, 2014, 10:43 pmBarry's got plug's "I" insurance.
So correct, honest, and true, Trey Gowdy said what everybody knows..............Have you met Joey????? Gowdy rocks big time! He is spot on.
November 10, 2014, 10:05 pmRush should sue!
The GD DNC should be sued beyond recognition!!!!!!!!!! Rush has the resources to crush these tiny brained fascists, stevo israyel is a shill hack just like all the fascist propagandists. Go Rush! The goebells DNC should be de balled and put down like the miserable fascists that they are.
Go Rush Go!!!!! $10 Billion sounds about right!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 10, 2014, 9:10 pmYou stupid Americans.
This guy gruber should be taken out back and discarded. The barryites are worse than nazis.
This is what we have been saying all along.
November 5, 2014, 8:04 amWhat happened? The people are awake, that's what.
The people have spoken, fascist-liberalism is bad, very bad . And listen up y'all, the people are wide awake and angry with these fascists, the people have learned the truth. The repubics must now deliver. All this crap that is already being put up by the sh1tstream media and re-posted by the troll master is drivel, and is the same boring, devious, and divisive attempt to get the parties to bicker and gridlock, ignore it. Call your reps and demand barrycare repeal, abolishment of the IRS, tort reform, elimination of czars, lowering corporate taxes at minimum, and elimination of bloated bureaucratic federal agencies, that is a start. Once they get some change off of barrys desk they'll get campaign money from me again.
Oh yeah, and call out the demoncRATS to end the racial, sexual, and religious division politics, in other words repubics need to teach freedom and unity.
Buh bye harry, nancy.
Seriously, what the he11 is in the water in Minnesota? Stuart Smally won again
Larry Hogan won!! Dang. Tillis won dang! Perdue won dang! Roberts won dang.............Joni won dang. Walker won dang. BAker won.
Last Edited: November 5, 2014, 8:06 am
November 4, 2014, 7:40 amTargeted sanctions.
This is what we've come to, very sad, barry's fascist minions will destroy perceived domestic enemies but are the world's biggest apologetic cowards.
November 3, 2014, 8:28 pmFLOTUS: No matter what...don't think for yourself.
and vote demoncRAT!!!!!!!!!!!! Pathetic and insulting to the Democrat base. It is all about the power to the fascists in charge.
November 3, 2014, 8:16 amCan't fill the venue, not even close.
barry shows up but can't fill half of a half of a half of a basketball court, this is an outstanding example of how the electorate feels about the fascists in charge and how they will reject the demoncRATS Tues..