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November 2, 2013, 4:59 amJust Call Me Fred...
An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than
the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.
'Fred,' he replies.
'Fred what?' the officer asks.
'Just Fred,' the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break,
and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses
him for the last name.
The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.
The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with
it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'
The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred
Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized
that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school,
internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD.
After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school.
Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so
then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started
fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred
Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.
Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was
Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away
my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson
with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.'
The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
November 2, 2013, 4:52 amVery Easy Math Trick
Subject: *Interesting Math Trick****
Here is some simple math for you. It is a little different than the one
that has been on the Internet for some time, so try it. You can have fun
with it and share with your friends ****
This really works and will only take you about ten seconds! And in the
process you will identify your all-time favorite movie. (Maybe?)****
DO NOT cheat. DO YOUR math, THEN compare the results to the list of movies
at the bottom ****
You will be AMAZED at how scary, true and accurate this test really is ****
1. Pick a number from 1-9. ****
2. Multiply that number by 3. ****
3. Add 3. ****
4. Multiply by 3 again. ****
5. Your total will be a two digit number. ****
6. Add the first and second digits together to find the number of your
favorite movie (of all time). ****
It will be in the list of 17 movies below: ****
Movie List: ****
1. Gone With the Wind ****
2. E.T. ****
3. Blazing Saddles ****
4. Star Wars ****
5. Forrest Gump ****
6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly ****
7. Jaws ****
8. Grease ****
9. The Obama Farewell Speech ****
10. Casablanca ****
11. Jurassic Park ****
12. Shrek ****
13. Pirates of the Caribbean ****
14. Titanic ****
15. Raiders of the Lost Ark ****
16. Home Alone ****
17. Mrs. Doubtfire ****
Now, isn't that something? ****
October 28, 2013, 7:28 amWooden Leg
A man and his wife, moved back home to West Virginia, from Ohio. The
husband had a wooden leg, and to insure it back in Ohio cost them
$2000 per year! When they arrived in West Virginia, they went to an insurance agency
to see how much it would cost to insure his wooden leg.The agent looked it up on the computer and said: '$39.00'
The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in West Virginia to insure it because it cost him $2000 in Ohio.The insurance agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said,
'Well, here it is on the screen, it says: Any wooden structure, with a
sprinkler system above it, is $39.00... You just have to know how to describe it!'
(Those HILLBILLIES know how "to Git 'ER done"; don't they?)
October 25, 2013, 5:33 pmEvery True American Should Read This!!
For the low info people, Dick Lamm is the former Democratic Governor!!!
Wherever you stand on this issue, please take the time to read this; it
should wake you from your careless slumber on this important truth.
Dick Lamm as the former Governor of Colorado. In that context his thoughts
are particularly poignant. Last week there was an immigration
overpopulation conference in Washington , DC , filled to capacity by many
of America 's finest minds and leaders. A brilliant college professor by
the name of Victor Hansen Davis talked about his latest book,
"Mexifornia", explaining how immigration - both legal and illegal was
destroying the entire state of California . He said it would march across
the country until it destroyed all vestiges of The American Dream.
Moments later, former Colorado Governor Richard D. Lamm stood up and gave
a stunning speech on how to destroy America .
The audience sat spellbound as he described eight methods for the
destruction of the United States . He said, "If you believe that America
is too smug, too self-satisfied, too rich, then let's destroy America . It
is not that hard to do. No nation in history has survived the ravages of
time. Arnold Toynbee observed that all great civilizations rise and fall
and that 'An autopsy of history would show that all great nations commit
"Here is how they do it," Lamm said.
"First, to destroy America , turn America into a bilingual or
multi-lingual and bi-cultural country. History shows that no nation can
survive the tension, conflict, and antagonism of two or more competing
languages and cultures. It is a blessing for an individual to be
bilingual; however, it is a curse for a society to be bilingual. The
historical scholar, Seymour Lipset, put it this way: 'The histories of
bilingual and bi-cultural societies that do not assimilate are histories
of turmoil, tension, and tragedy.' Canada , Belgium , Malaysia , and
Lebanon all face crises of national existence in which minorities press
for autonomy, if not independence. Pakistan and Cyprus have divided.
Nigeria suppressed an ethnic rebellion. France faces difficulties with
Basques, Bretons, Corsicans and Muslims."
"Second, to destroy America , invent 'multiculturalism' and encourage
immigrants to maintain their culture. Make it an article of belief that
all cultures are equal; that there are no cultural differences. Make it an
article of faith that the Black and Hispanic dropout rates are due solely
to prejudice and discrimination by the majority. Every other explanation
is out of bounds."
"Third, we could make the United States an 'Hispanic Quebec' without much
effort. The key is to celebrate diversity rather than unity. As Benjamin
Schwarz said in the Atlantic Monthly recently: 'The apparent success of
our own multi-ethnic and multicultural experiment might have been achieved
not by tolerance but by hegemony. Without the dominance that once dictated
ethnocentrcity and what it meant to be an American, we are left with only
tolerance and pluralism to hold us together.' Lamm said, "I would
encourage all immigrants to keep their own language and culture. I would
replace the melting pot metaphor with the salad bowl metaphor. It is
important to ensure that we have various cultural subgroups living in
America enforcing their differences rather than as Americans, emphasizing
"Fourth, I would make our fastest growing demographic group the least
educated. I would add a second underclass, unassimilated, undereducated,
and antagonistic to our population. I would have this second underclass
have a 50% dropout rate from high school."
"My fifth point for destroying America would be to get big foundations and
business to give these efforts lots of money. I would invest in ethnic
identity, and I would establish the cult of 'Victimology.' I would get all
minorities to think that their lack of success was the fault of the
majority. I would start a grievance industry blaming all minority failure
on the majority placation."
"My sixth plan for America 's downfall would include dual citizenship, and
promote divided loyalties. I would celebrate diversity over unity. I would
stress differences rather than similarities. Diverse people worldwide are
mostly engaged in hating each other - that is, when they are not killing
each other. A diverse, peaceful, or stable society is against most
historical precedent. People undervalue the unity it takes to keep a
nation together. Look at the ancient Greeks. The Greeks believed that they
belonged to the same race; they possessed a common language and
literature; and they worshiped the same gods. All Greece took part in the
Olympic games. A common enemy, Persia , threatened their liberty. Yet all
these bonds were not strong enough to overcome two factors: local
patriotism and geographical conditions that nurtured political divisions.
Greece fell. "E. Pluribus Unum" -- From many, one. In that historical
reality, if we put the emphasis on the 'pluribus' instead of the 'Unum,'
we will " Balkanize " America as surely as Kosovo."
"Next to last, I would place all subjects off limits. Make it taboo to
talk about anything against the cult of 'diversity.' I would find a word
similar to 'heretic' in the 16th century - that stopped discussion and
paralyzed thinking. Words like 'racist' or 'xenophobe' halt discussion and
debate. Having made America a bilingual/bicultural country, having
established multi-culturalism, having the large foundations fund the
doctrine of 'Victimology,' I would next make it impossible to enforce our
immigration laws. I would develop a mantra: That because immigration has
been good for America , it must always be good. I would make every
individual immigrant symmetric and ignore the cumulative impact of
millions of them."
In the last minute of his speech, Governor Lamm wiped his brow. Profound
silence followed. Finally he said, "Lastly, I would censor Victor Hanson
Davis' book 'Mexifornia.' His book is dangerous. It exposes the plan to
destroy America . If you feel America deserves to be destroyed, don't read
There was no applause. A chilling fear quietly rose like an ominous cloud
above every attendee at the conference. Every American in that room knew
that everything Lamm enumerated was proceeding methodically, quietly,
darkly, yet pervasively across the United States today. Discussion is
being suppressed. Over 100 languages are ripping the foundation of our
educational system and national cohesiveness. Even barbaric cultures that
practice female genital mutilation are growing as we celebrate
'diversity.' American jobs are vanishing into the Third World as
corporations create a Third World in America . Take note of California and
other states. To date, ten million illegal aliens and growing fast. It is
reminiscent of George Orwell's book "1984." In that story, three slogans
are engraved in the Ministry of Truth building: "War is peace," "Freedom
is slavery," and "Ignorance is strength."
Governor Lamm walked back to his seat. It dawned on everyone at the
conference that our nation and the future of this great democracy is
deeply in trouble and worsening fast. If we don't get this immigration
monster stopped within three years, it will rage like a California
wildfire and destroy everything in its path, especially The American
If you care for and love our country as I do, take the time to pass this
on just as I did for you. NOTHING is going to happen if you don't!
"If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a
nation gone under"- Ronald Reagan
Last Edited: October 25, 2013, 5:37 pm
October 25, 2013, 4:28 amIt Hit Me Like A Ton Of Bricks!!
I Just Realized Something:
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup and again during the year, if
any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he
needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a king and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a ton of
MY dog is a CONGRESSMAN!!!
October 2, 2013, 4:19 amGuess Who's Moving ??
GE is Moving from Wisconsin . Keep your eye on Waukesha , Wisconsin
......Their biggest employer just moved out.
General Electric is planning to move its 115-year-old X-ray division
from Waukesha , Wis. , to Beijing .In addition to moving the headquarters, the company will invest $2 billion in China and train more than 65 engineers and create six
research centers. This is the same GE that made $5.1 billion in the
United States last year, but paid no taxes - the same company that
employs more people overseas than it does in the United States .
So let me get this straight. President Obama appointed GE Chairman
Jeff Immelt to head his commission on job creation (job czar). Immelt
is supposed to help create jobs.I guess the President forgot to tell him in which country he was supposed to be creating those jobs.Thanks Jeff, you're a "real" American.... and give Obama our Best!
If this doesn't show you the total lack of leadership of this
President, I don't know what does.
Please pass this information to others and think about it before you
buy a GE product.
September 23, 2013, 12:50 pmMeet Maines New Governor
Received this from a friend.
Meet Maine 's New Governor --- In case you haven't heard about this guy before, his name will stick in your mind! The new Maine Governor, Paul LePage is making New Jersey 's Chris Christie look timid. He isn't afraid to say what he thinks. Judging by the comments, every time he opens his mouth, his popularity goes up. He brought down the house at his inauguration when he shook his fist toward the media box and said, "You're on notice! I've inherited a financially troubled State to run. Observe...cover what we do...but don't whine if I don't waste time responding to your every whim just for your amusement." During his campaign for Governor, he was talking to commercial fishermen who are struggling because of federal fisheries rules. They complained that 0bama brought his family to Bar Harbor and Acadia National Park for a long Labor Day holiday and found time to meet with union leaders, but wouldn't talk to the fishermen. LePage replied, "I'd tell him to go to hell and get out of my State." The Lame Stream Media crucified LePage, but he jumped 6 points in the pre-election poll. The Martin Luther King incident was a political sandbag, which brought him national exposure. The 'lame stream' media crucified him, but word on the street is very positive. The NAACP specifically asked LePage to spend MLK Day visiting black inmates at the Maine State Prison. He told them that he would meet with ALL inmates, regardless of race, if he were to visit the prison. The NAACP balked and then put out a news release claiming falsely that he refused to participate in any MLK events. He read it in the paper for the 1st time the next morning while being driven to an event and went ballistic because none of the reporters had called him for comment before running the NAACP release. He arrived at that event & said in front of a TV camera, "If they want to play the race card on me they can kiss my ass", and he reminded them that he has an adopted black son from Jamaica and that he attended the local MLK Breakfast every year that he was mayor of Waterville. (He started his morning there on MLK Day.) He then stated that there's a right way and a wrong way to meet with the Governor, and he put all special interests on notice that press releases, media leaks, and all demonstrations would prove to be the wrong way. He said any other group, which acted like the NAACP could expect to be at the bottom of the Governor's priority list! He then did the following, and judging from local radio talk show callers, his popularity increased even more: The State employees union complained because he waited until 3 P.M. before closing State offices and facilities and sending non-emergency personnel home during the last blizzard. The prior Governor would often close offices for the day with just a forecast before the first flakes. (Each time the State closes for snow, it costs the taxpayers about $1 million in wages for no work in return.) LePage was CEO of the Marden's chain of discount family bargain retail stores before election as governor. He noted that State employees getting off work early could still find lots of retail stores open to shop. So, he put the State employees on notice by announcing: "If Marden's is open, Maine is open!" He told State employees: "We live in Maine in the winter, for heaven's sake, and should know how to drive in it. Otherwise, apply for a State job in Florida !" Governor LePage symbolizes what America needs; Refreshing politicians who aren't self-serving and who exhibit common sense.
THE LAW IS THE LAW!
I really love this one. This is one of the better e-mails I have received in a long time! I hope this makes its way around the USA several times over!!!!! HERE IS WHAT Governor LaPage said, "THE LAW IS THE LAW So "if" the US government determines that it is against the law for the words "under God" to be on our money, then, so be it. And "if" that same government decides that the "Ten Commandments" are not to be used in or on a government installation, then, so be it. I say, "so be it," because I would like to be a law abiding US citizen I say, "so be it," because I would like to think that smarter people than I are in positions to make good decisions. I would like to think that those people have the American public's best interests at heart. BUT, he said, "YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I'D LIKE? Since we can't pray to God, can't Trust in God and cannot post His Commandments in Government buildings, I don't believe Government (Federal, State and Local) and its employees should participate in Easter and Christmas celebrations which honor the God that our government is eliminating from many facets of American life. I'd like my mail delivered on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving & Easter. After all, it's just another day. I'd like the" US Supreme Court to be in session on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving & Easter as well as Sundays." After all, it's just another day. I'd like the Senate and the House of Representatives to not have to worry about getting home for the "Christmas Break." After all it's just another day. I'm thinking a lot of my taxpayer dollars could be saved, if all government offices & services would work on Christmas, Good Friday & Easter. It shouldn't cost any overtime since those would be just like any other day of the week to a government that is trying to be "politically correct." In fact....I think our government should work on Sundays (AFTER ALL, It was initially set aside for worshipping God....) because, AFTER ALL, our government says that it should be Just ANOTHER DAY...." What do you all think???? If this idea gets to enough people, maybe our elected officials will stop giving in to the "minority opinions" and begin, once again, to represent the "majority" of ALL of the American people.
SO BE IT...........Please Dear Lord, Give us the help needed to keep you in our country! 'Amen' and 'Amen' Touché! If this gets around the country a few times, perhaps we will see a better day!
September 20, 2013, 4:59 am93-Year -Old Prophecy Comes To Pass
H.L. Mencken (born 1880 - died 1956) was a journalist, satirist, critic, and Democrat. He wrote this editorial while working for the Baltimore Evening Sun, which appeared in the July 26, 1920 edition.
"As democracy is perfected, the office of the President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be occupied by a downright fool and complete narcissistic moron."
~ H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920
So it was written and so it has come to pass.
September 20, 2013, 4:56 amArchitect Of Destruction
This should be required reading for every American. Please explain to me what the Obama lovers, see in this person?
September 9, 2013, 4:50 amThe Dream vs The Nightmare
If this isn't the truth, What is!!!
September 5, 2013, 5:22 amSplinters in Her Crotch.
A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor re-appeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' so close to a Waste Treatment Facility. And I'm sorry, but due to Obamacare they turned you down.
August 29, 2013, 8:11 amAbout Time Someone Told The Truth!!
He should have included Obama and the DOJ!!!!
August 29, 2013, 5:05 amDoes This Prove Hypocrisy In Obama's DOJ??
August 27, 2013, 6:54 amSome Of Obama's Changes
August 21, 2013, 6:45 amSome Obama Humor
and my favorite