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September 16, 2006, 6:27 pmTo protect and defend - a joke
The story around the village is that the old man up the hill raved a bit at the deputies who visited this morning. Shouted he was paying sky-high taxes and isn't getting any police protection.
Deputy: Sir, that isn't true. We're spending all kinds of resources protecting you.
Old man: Like hell. How are you protecting me?
Deputy: Have you noticed the sky up here's been full of aircraft the last few days? Helicopters and airplanes overhead almost all the time?
Old man: I've noticed it. How's that any protection for me?
Deputy: We're protecting you from marijuana growers. It's harvest time. We're busting them right and left! Read the papers.
Old man: Looks as though it didn't scare the prowler. Do they fly at night?
Deputy: Sometimes they fly at night, but they're not looking for prowlers. We can't protect you from him. But if he kills you we might be able to avenge you.
Last Edited: September 16, 2006, 6:29 pm
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It was worth reading twice.
Thanks for the three comments.
Jack
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