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September 16, 2006, 6:27 pmTo protect and defend - a joke

The story around the village is that the old man up the hill raved a bit at the deputies who visited this morning.  Shouted he was paying sky-high taxes and isn't getting any police protection.

Deputy:  Sir, that isn't true.  We're spending all kinds of resources protecting you.

Old man:  Like hell.  How are you protecting me?

Deputy:  Have you noticed the sky up here's been full of aircraft the last few days?  Helicopters and airplanes overhead almost all the time?

Old man:  I've noticed it.  How's that any protection for me?

Deputy:  We're protecting you from marijuana growers.  It's harvest time.  We're busting them right and left!  Read the papers.

Old man:  Looks as though it didn't scare the prowler.  Do they fly at night?

Deputy:  Sometimes they fly at night, but they're not looking for prowlers.  We can't protect you from him.  But if he kills you we might be able to avenge you.

 

Last Edited: September 16, 2006, 6:29 pm

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justxploringComment by justxploring - September 16, 2006, 8:07 pm
I don't like knocking the police, but here in Lee County I often wonder if petty crimes bore them. My home was burglarized a few years ago and I realized I've been watching too many CSI shows. Fingerprints were everywhere (I have black lacquer & I hate to dust) but they just took down my name and made a few notes. In 1997 a man I worked with came to my home and decided not to leave. I was so embarrassed to call the cops, since I've always lived a quiet life, but this man actually brought his clothes and decided to stay! (He was nuts.) They listed it as a domestic dispute since he insisted he was living with me. He wasn't. They weren't interested in looking at my lease which showed me as the only tenant. I called my landlord, but they took me outside and explained that, since I wasn't injured, I'd have to wait until my life was actually threatened. Honestly, I was in total shock. Why wouldn't they listen to me? Long story, but I finally got smart. (don't want to post what I did) Fortunately he was arrested for another charge in Collier County. Turned out he had a record for drug dealing, assaulting an officer, petty theft, several DUIs and domestic violence (broke an ex-wife's arm, put another threw a screen door) Guess they forgot to look up this stuff. Might have violated his rights.
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justxploringComment by justxploring - September 16, 2006, 8:09 pm
I don't like knocking the police, but here in Lee County I often wonder if petty crimes bore them. My home was burglarized a few years ago and I realized I've been watching too many CSI shows. Fingerprints were everywhere (I have black lacquer & I hate to dust) but they just took down my name and made a few notes. In 1997 a man I worked with came to my home and decided not to leave. I was so embarrassed to call the cops, since I've always lived a quiet life, but this man actually brought his clothes and decided to stay! (He was nuts.) They listed it as a domestic dispute since he insisted he was living with me. He wasn't. They weren't interested in looking at my lease which showed me as the only tenant. I called my landlord, but they took me outside and explained that, since I wasn't injured, I'd have to wait until my life was actually threatened. Honestly, I was in total shock. Why wouldn't they listen to me? Long story, but I finally got smart. (don't want to post what I did) Fortunately he was arrested for another charge in Collier County. Turned out he had a record for drug dealing, assaulting an officer, petty theft, several DUIs and domestic violence (broke an ex-wife's arm, put another through a screen door) Guess they forgot to look up this stuff. Might have violated his rights.
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justxploringComment by justxploring - September 16, 2006, 8:11 pm
Oops - sorry, Jack. I was trying to correct a typo and I guess I posted twice. No way to fix a comment I guess. I used "threw" and meant "through" Don't think it really matters. Well, at least now you've got 3 comments! LOL
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Comment by Rip Snorter - September 16, 2006, 8:29 pm
Justx:
It was worth reading twice.
Thanks for the three comments.
Jack

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