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November 12, 2009, 1:09 pmJesus Knows You're Here

knows your here

 
 

     
   
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,

'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard

'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on 
a parrot.
 
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'Did you say that?'  he hissed at the parrot.

'Yep', 
the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'




 
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Comments

1.
Comment by konane - November 12, 2009, 1:16 pm
Good one, love it!
2.
emilygComment by emilyg - November 12, 2009, 1:42 pm
thanks konane.
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x1kosmicComment by x1kosmic - November 12, 2009, 3:22 pm
Good One!!
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wendy67Comment by wendy67 - November 12, 2009, 6:01 pm
awesome!
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emilygComment by emilyg - November 12, 2009, 7:31 pm
thanks x1 and wendy.
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jarasanComment by jarasan - November 12, 2009, 8:16 pm
That is funny! Thanks!
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Jack-CComment by Jack-C - November 12, 2009, 8:18 pm
Heard it years ago. It was funny then and it is still funny!!
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emilygComment by emilyg - November 13, 2009, 12:13 am
Thanks jarasan and Jack. Credit goes to Lucky's wife who emailed this to me.

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