This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane
with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She,
frantic, calls out a May Day. "May Day! May Day! Help me!
Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't
know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
She hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic
Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through
this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of
experience with this kind of problem. Take a deep breath.
Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."
She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama."
"OK" says the voice on the radio....
"Repeat after me: Our Father. . Who art in Heaven. . . .."
Blonde Pilot
Published: September 5, 2012, 4:46 pm
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Comment by rdgrnr - September 5, 2012, 11:09 pmLOL! Good one.
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