This guy goes into a restaurant and looks over the
menu.

A few minutes later the waitress comes to the table and asks the
guy if he knew what he wanted.

The guy says 'I'd like a quickie'.


The waitress flushes and says 'That's not funny. Now, what would you
like to order.' The guys says, 'I'd really like a quickie'.

The waitress
angrily storms off after this.

Another customer overheard the
conversation. He leans over and says to the guy, 'I think that it's pronounced
quiche...'