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That Loving Feeling Takes a Lot of Work
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1) Laughs. Wimmins love to laugh. Make 'em laugh.
2) Money. Wimmins love to shop. Give 'em plenty o' money.
3) Sex. Wimmins love a good schtupping. Slam the ham on a regular basis.
If you do those three things right, you won't have to worry about all that "long walks in the park" nonsense and holdin' hands and kissin' and all that crap all the time.
God is diametrically opposed to the killing of innocent human life.
I hope your wife doesn't support killing babies like you do.
I can't think of anything more inhuman than a woman who likes the thought of butchering babies alive.
She'd have to be some kind of heartless, cold-blooded pig.
She's not, is she?
Maybe she can straighten you out if she's not.
Stop killing babies first and ask forgiveness.
Then you can talk about your close relationship with God.
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