That Loving Feeling Takes a Lot of Work

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Avatar rdgrnr -
#1
Studies (mine) have shown that if you can provide wimmins with three things they'll usually be happy.

1) Laughs. Wimmins love to laugh. Make 'em laugh.
2) Money. Wimmins love to shop. Give 'em plenty o' money.
3) Sex. Wimmins love a good schtupping. Slam the ham on a regular basis.

If you do those three things right, you won't have to worry about all that "long walks in the park" nonsense and holdin' hands and kissin' and all that crap all the time.
Avatar LiLSpeedy -
#2
Like anything else in life, one has to work at it. Marriage is no different. You only get out of it what you put into it. Next to GOD, your wife is the most important person in your life. She is your lover, motivator, cheer leader, confidant, nurse, cook, housekeeper, but most of all, your Friend for life. Also, it's cheaper to keep her... Ask anyone that is divorced. LOL
Avatar rdgrnr -
#3
People who support butchering living babies shouldn't talk about God being important in their life.
God is diametrically opposed to the killing of innocent human life.
I hope your wife doesn't support killing babies like you do.
I can't think of anything more inhuman than a woman who likes the thought of butchering babies alive.
She'd have to be some kind of heartless, cold-blooded pig.
She's not, is she?
Maybe she can straighten you out if she's not.
Stop killing babies first and ask forgiveness.
Then you can talk about your close relationship with God.
Avatar LiLSpeedy -
#4
You can talk about me all you want, but not my wife. This is between you and I. Now if you want to make this personal...I will pay you a visit.
Avatar LiLSpeedy -
#5
Also, to talk about another man's wife, shows that you are less than a man, maladjusted, and lack integrity Ramone.
Avatar LiLSpeedy -
#6
I was purposely refraining from talking about members of your family, but you have taken it to a new level when you wrote something insulting towards my wife of 40 years...now its on!
Avatar LiLSpeedy -
#7
I also told you that infidels don't know GOD, don't go to church, and can't lecture anyone about the likes and dislikes of GOD. Did you go to church yesterday? NO!
Avatar rdgrnr -
#8
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Avatar LiLSpeedy -
#9
Laugh now, but I promise you, I'll have the last one.
Avatar rdgrnr -
#10
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Avatar LiLSpeedy -
#11
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock...
Avatar rdgrnr -
#12
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There ya go!
Now count the seconds till I return with your next inhalation therapy.
Breathe deep now!
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Avatar LiLSpeedy -
#13
Let go of the pipe Ramone, there is plenty more for you later, now swallow Bi..h Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock...
Avatar rdgrnr -
#14
STFU lilspanky.
Avatar LiLSpeedy -
#15
Bite me!

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