So as some of you may know, I received my SLFD.  (SmartluckFlashdrive)

So I wanted to thank GH (Gail Howard), and see what the feedback is from other members of FB, in the SL group, and talk systems in a world outside of LP (Lottery Post)

Well FB has decide to ostracize me for some unknown reason.  Putting me through hoops to log on and live in the fakebook world.

I was and am still so perplexed by this that I copied pasted the messages I received from the ILL luminated fake book master team.  I received an email from them.  They said "if its you dont worry, just try again".  I thought everything was on the up and up.  But I feel, not so much abandoned, but more so annoyed.  First they said I didn't log on from this particular device.   But I have in the past.

So anyway this is the text, with my narrative.

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Please Confirm Your Identity

We're going to show you some photos of people you're connected to on Facebook. To unlock your account, correctly identify who they are. If you aren't sure about a photo, click "Skip."

This time five different friends.  It was easier this time.  One photo was again all kids.  I skipped this one.  (I was going to make an educated guess.)

I almost feel like FB is trying to Test my Scholastic Aptitude.  Meaning I felt like I was taking the SAT's again.  "Can you tell me who this fat guy in the photo is AND what he is doing?"

 Anyway I did my best but it was not enough to "confirm my fakeness"

Please Confirm Your Identity

You took too much time to complete the security check. Please try logging in again.

Please choose one of the following methods to confirm your identity:

Provide your birthday

Answer your security question

Identify photos of friends (hourly limit exceeded)

Ok, I copy posted this from Fakebook.

This is the second time I tried. The first time I tried photos. (BD was not an option)

So they said I took too long. Well its understandable. The photos were mostly of my friends kids. And I haven’t seen their kids in real life. One photo was three kids and an adult cut off from mid-drift.

The kids were semi recognizable, but what I did recognize were the old sneakers and the beer gut of one of my old college "FakeFriends"

So I made an educated guess. Anyway Fakebook said “Sorry Loser”

So I tried again. The next day. They gave me the option of BD. So I tried that, but they said it was wrong.   WTF! I know my BD is correct, people usually post on my wall!

Anyway I timed the photo test the next round.

It took a total of 1 minute 22.996 seconds. And you know what Fakebook told me?

You exceeded the hourly limit!!!! WTF!!!

I am having a harder time logging into FakeBook then I do logging into my online internet banking website!!!!

P.S.

I just had a flash.  An adobe flash.

Perhaps they keep giving me the cold shoulder because I keep letting that stupid little JUCHECK icon flash instead of clicking on it.  I mean how many  times in a week do I have to update my javascript?  Anyway, I will update my security settings and try AGAIN tommorrow.

I feel kind of bad GH sent me a good product and I dont even say thank you. 

I guess if I cant ever log on again to FakeBook to thank GH, then I might have to actually dial a phone and call toSPEAK to someone like a normal brain unwashed human being.