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April 18, 2024, 9:49 am
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Brothel
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The madam opened the brothel door in Salt Lake City and saw a rather dignified,
well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.
"May I help you sir?" she asked.
The man replied, "I want to see Valerie."
"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would
prefer someone else," said the madam.
He replied, "No, I must see Valerie."
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5,000 a
visit.
Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it
to Valerie, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.
Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as
she was too expensive.
"There are no discounts. The price is still $5,000."
Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went
upstairs.
After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again.
Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but
he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.
After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has ever been with
me three nights in a row.Where are you from?"
The man replied, "Idaho."
"Really," she said. "I have family in Idaho."
"I know." the man said. "Your sister died, and I am her attorney.I was
tasked with giving you your $15,000 inheritance."
The moral of the story is that three (3) things in life are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwwd by a lawyer
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