Man, that was very unlucky for him to have the Chief of Lunchroom Police there when he happened to sip a little too much Dr. Pepper. Those Democrat cops take crime like that very seriously. If they let him get away with that, who knows what he'd move on to next? Take two napkins? An extry straw? You can't let wanton crime like this go unchecked or you'll have anarchy in the streets. It has to be nipped in the bud! Nip it, nip it, nip it!