Why do supermarkets
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to
get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front?

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a
diet coke?

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens
to the counters?

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our
driveways and put our useless junk in the
garage?

EVER WONDER...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our
skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth
closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins
Lottery'?

Why is
'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do
"practice"?

Why is lemon juice made and sold with artificial flavoring,
and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush
hour ?

Why  isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two
mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that "indestructible black box" that is
used on airplanes?   Why don't they make the
whole plane out of that stuff??

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called "apartments" when they are all
stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the
airport the terminal?