We have a winner!

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Famous Presidential Lies Contest
Written by, To The Point News

LBJ:

We were attacked (in the Gulf of Tonkin)


Nixon:

I am not a crook


GHW Bush:

Read my lips - No New Taxes


Clinton:

I did not have sex with that woman... Miss Lewinski


GW Bush:

Iraq has weapons of mass destruction, actually they DO have them.


Obama:

I will have the most transparent administration in history.
The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs.
I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.
The IRS is not targeting anyone.
It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.
I will put an end to the type of politics that "breeds division, conflict and cynicism".
You didn't build that!
I will restore trust in Government.
The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.
The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk
It's not my red line - it is the world's red line.
Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration.
We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest.
I am not spying on American citizens.
Obama Care will be good for America.
You can keep your family doctor.
Premiums will be lowered by $2500.
If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan.
It's just like shopping at Amazon.
I knew nothing about "Fast and Furious" gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels.
I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups.
I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi.
I have never known my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago.
And, I have never lived with that uncle. He finally admitted (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him.
If elected I promise not to renew the Patriot Act.
If elected I will end the war in Irar and Afghanistan within the 1st 9 months of my term.
I will close Guantanamo within the first 6 months of my term.
I will bridge the gap between black and white and between America and other countries.

And the biggest one of all:

"I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America."


I believe we have a winner!

Hurray!

Entry #767

Comments

Avatar rcbbuckeye -
#1
Yeah. In having a winner, we have a LOSER.
Avatar Coin Toss -
#2
Excellent!

January 2017, the end of an error.

One Big Awful Mistake America
Avatar sully16 -
#3
I went to Bingo last night, big jackpot. It brought in Michigan's finest.
The 4 scuzzbags sitting next to me were complaining about the roaches and bedbugs in their rental home, " They be eatin the kids alive" !
Then why the hell are you at bingo when you should be cleaning your house and spending the money on bug spray. It's just easier to blame the landlord, He be taking their money and not holding up his end of the bargain. wth?
It's people like this who don't give to s**ts about the diseases of illegals and they will continue to vote for the s***bags that allow this.
Avatar emilyg -
#4
One more: Ebola won't come to America."

Avatar MADDOG10 -
#5
Hands down winner...!

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