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Paddy & Mike Walkin' on Water
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Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing
family tradition.
It seems that his father, grandfather and
great-grandfather had all been able to walk
on water on their 18th birthday.
On that special day, they 'd each walked across
the lake to the pub on the far side for their first
legal drink.
So when Paddy 's 18th birthday came around,
he and his pal Mick, took a boat out to the middle
of the lake, Paddy, stepped out of the boat ...and
nearly drowned!
Mick just barely managed to pull him to safety.
Furious and confused, Paddy went to see his
grandmother ..
"Grandma," he asked, "Tis me 18th birthday, so why
can 't I walk across the lake like me father, his father
and his father before him?"
Granny looked deeply into Paddy 's, troubled blue eyes
and said,
"Because ye father, ye grandfather and ye
great-grandfather were all born in December,
when the lake is frozen, and ye were born in August, you idiot!"
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