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Man dons disguise to claim lottery jackpot
Prince of Insufficient Light Ruler of Heck United States Member #13375 March 30, 2005 1350 Posts Offline
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| Posted: April 18, 2008, 11:16 pm - IP Logged |
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Glad someone won it and it seems like the guy has some common sense.
As to a disguise- Im going the Bag lady route. Find a flithy trench coat, rat out the hair, blacken the teeth and wear old army boots! No guy would want me and surely no lady would care to invite me to tea. Which is fine by me! The funny thing is....I have a name that is so often confused as being of the asian persuasion yet I am not. Maybe a kabuki dance disguise would really throw folks off!  "Im going the Bag lady route. Find a flithy trench coat, rat out the hair, blacken the teeth and wear old army boots! No guy would want me..."
Aww, I bet you 'clean up' real nice...  Modern "education" teaches a version of history so fictionalized, it should be followed by "TM"
They're warning me about Osama or whatever. Picture me buying the scam; I say "never!".
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Pennsylvania United States Member #17377 June 10, 2005 1285 Posts Offline
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| Posted: April 18, 2008, 11:31 pm - IP Logged |
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Aww thanks Time treat! How kind.
The only reason I said that is some guys are gold diggers and Id do my best to discourage those kind by being less then desirable to the eye :) (not to generalize and say that guys are that way-dont wanna start a debate on that issue) One day your life will flash before your eyes, make sure its one worth watching.
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MI United States Member #55299 August 31, 2007 812 Posts Offline
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| Posted: April 19, 2008, 1:02 am - IP Logged |
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Eh, give me a hat, wig with matching beard, sun glasses, different clothes from what I ususally wear, something that'd be the opposite of what I would wear and I'd be all set, with a little altering of my voice for good measure. I'd pretty much create a character out of it with a little fun with the questions. Too bad it wouldn't matter at all in my area if my name were to get released. >_> It would keep away most people who have no idea who I am. Unless the state wouldn't allow it, jerks. With odds like 1 in 175,711,536 how can I lose?!
You can't predict random.
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Wisconsin United States Member #1327 March 27, 2003 1509 Posts Offline
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| Posted: April 19, 2008, 9:35 am - IP Logged |
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I wonder what the LC would do if I showed up to collect my big jackpot and was dressed in a clown costume? ============
How can you tell if a politician is lying?
Answer: His lips are moving.
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NY United States Member #24178 October 16, 2005 1736 Posts Offline
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| Posted: April 20, 2008, 1:35 am - IP Logged |
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They'll give you that great big check, and then laugh when you try to take it to the bank in your tiny little clown car.
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Wisconsin United States Member #1327 March 27, 2003 1509 Posts Offline
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| Posted: April 20, 2008, 3:09 am - IP Logged |
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They'll give you that great big check, and then laugh when you try to take it to the bank in your tiny little clown car. Just so I don't trip over those big shoes and hurt myself.  ============
How can you tell if a politician is lying?
Answer: His lips are moving.
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PA United States Member #23322 October 6, 2005 1816 Posts Offline
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| Posted: April 20, 2008, 5:59 am - IP Logged |
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Wow what an idiot. All that money coming and all the creativity he can come up with is a marker. I will be going as myself, and make others assume it is a disguise. People can find you regardless, it is how you handle it all that matters. No stupid disguise is going to help, it only draws more media attention as proven here.
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Wisconsin United States Member #1327 March 27, 2003 1509 Posts Offline
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| Posted: April 20, 2008, 12:16 pm - IP Logged |
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Wow what an idiot. All that money coming and all the creativity he can come up with is a marker. I will be going as myself, and make others assume it is a disguise. People can find you regardless, it is how you handle it all that matters. No stupid disguise is going to help, it only draws more media attention as proven here. Yeah, but if you're a guy and you dressup as a woman, maybe it will confuse them. ROFL ! ============
How can you tell if a politician is lying?
Answer: His lips are moving.
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United States Member #49745 January 25, 2007 26 Posts Offline
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| Posted: April 20, 2008, 2:38 pm - IP Logged |
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Yeah, but if you're a guy and you dressup as a woman, maybe it will confuse them. ROFL ! He doesn't want people to know who he is by gave his 1st and last name ,it's silly to me.
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MI United States Member #55299 August 31, 2007 812 Posts Offline
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| Posted: April 20, 2008, 4:58 pm - IP Logged |
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Agreed, but he probably couldn't have his name withheld... It was a rather lazy disguise.. If he went with something that could look real (and then not reveal he was wearing a diguise) then at least MAYBE he could tell people it was another 51 year old Michael Perez.  With odds like 1 in 175,711,536 how can I lose?!
You can't predict random.
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New Member  Raeford, NC United States Member #61029 April 22, 2008 1 Posts Offline
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| Posted: April 23, 2008, 1:12 pm - IP Logged |
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That's smart of him to do that, god knows how many people will hit him up if he would have went out there with no disguise on. Kudos to you playa! 
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United States Member #59651 March 8, 2008 174 Posts Offline
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| Posted: April 23, 2008, 8:36 pm - IP Logged |
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Once you know his name os Michael Perez, 51, and lives in New York. After that, a disguise is mute. The dumbest private investigator, from Uganda, could identify him. Why bother. No one that counts, cares who he is. Lets see, one day you have nothing, the next you're worth millions. A magic marker is going to keep every one from figuring you're the person? He is just another lucky guy. Admit it and get on with your life!
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