Retired Illinois couple share $656M lottery jackpot

Nice poodle golfer1960! Maybe 2nite will be your night.        

Why would ANYONE want to live to be 100?

      Lottery officials , Media ,  and whoever else were there at the conference.  Outside were all

     the citizens standing outside waiting on the winners. 

     The local newspaper had everything ready on there part , to make sure they've the name and pictures

    of the winners.  These poor winners will be swamped with people around them .

   There's NO Privacy in that town or anywhere in the world . 

     The city officals  freshen up there landscaping , put in new bushes , to make the city look better .

      Since they were going to be on National News .

Freshen up the landscaping, new bushes.......Wow big spenders! 

     They could of done more .......who knows ..........I just say , congrat to the winners ........

If you are capable of enjoying life at that age then why not? I have seen people who are in their 70's and were struggling physically/mentally just to live a normal life.

Science and medicine will keep advancing and who knows what we will encounter in the future. Our life expectancy will most likely jump up another 10 years within our generation.

Kudos to the 2 "middle agers"..........Hope they have great experiences for the rest of their lives.....Course, if he bites the bullet I am on her like white on rice !!!!........yeah, I know......Gonna get punished for that one....it was just too tempting

Now it all becomes clear.

In my official capacity as an Oracle, I occasionally consult the Ancient Ones to see who won a jackpot here and there to avoid the drudgery of going into a deep trance. Deep trances and channeling can drain you both physically and emotionally so I took the easy route for this record jackpot and called on the Ancients.

Though I still need to descend into a light trance to consult with the Ancients, it's not as incapacitating as a full trance with the rigors associated with channeling dead people.

So it now becomes clear what the Master Ancient kept telling me: "The Butler did it."

I initially said "No man, seriously, who won the jackpot?"

Again he said "The Butler did it."

I said "C'mon Dude, stop jerkin' me around man, who won the friggin' jackpot?"

He said "Hey man, you don't talk to me like that, dude!"

I said "Look Dude, don't make me get crazy up in here, man!"

He said "You are never again welcome in The Hall of the Mountain Kings, Be Gone!"

I said "STFU old man, you don't tell me what to do, mf'er!"

Then he swung one leg back real far and swung it as hard as he could and kicked me right where I hate being kicked the most.

And then I woke up from my trance in incredible pain in the area I hate having incredible pain the most.

And now I sit here with my ice pack and find out who won the jackpot.

The Butler did it.

Is an Oracle the one who samples the newest batch from the still ????   Cause that story even makes Billy Graham want to knock down a few !!!

      I have my QP Powerball Ticket ..........I'm ready to win and I'm 1/2 packed .

I am glad that they didn't buy $10,000 worth of tickets like that football player and they still won.

I am glad that they bought quick pics and still won.

I am glad thay they didn't play in a lotto group and still won.

One ticket is all you need. Thats the minimum requirement folks. Sswwweeeet!

$3.00

Quite a return on the investment.

Congrats to the Butlers!

Watched the taped version of the press conference, noticed that they are keeping their plans for the future ambiguous, a very smart move!

I am not sure why it would "piss me off" for them to enjoy their small town.

Them getting all of the crybaby mail from the Greed of Envy Crowd that "have the right", will PISS ME OFF!

And yes, screw you, they have their's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!