|Posted: May 26, 2012, 1:15 pm - IP Logged|
its your innate modesty and humility that keeps us coming back for more.
and THAT is why all the wimmins (when not in the kitchen) just lurv ya so much... and the rest of us respect ya oodles and gobs (while also in the kitchen - of course - my heavens that has GOT to be one stinkin' big kitchen!)
Well, thank ya kindly, Miss Max.
Ya know, I was reading a self-help book a while back and it said to sit down with a pen and paper and list all of my attributes in one column and all of my flaws in another column to see what kind of person I was and what other people's perception of me might be.
I was surprised to find that a simple thing like that takes a lot longer than you think it will. You'd be surprised at how long it takes.
But it was equally surprising and somewhat heartening to find that after I had finished the long process of listing all of my attributes and conducting a close examination of myself and no small amount of soul-searching, that I didn't have any flaws whatsoever! Not even one! Now that was a revelation and pleasant surprise!
Yes, I found that I am completely flawless.
I highly recommend that process to everyone.
"A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the majority discovers it can vote itself largess out of the public treasury. After that, the majority always votes for the candidate promising the most benefits with the result the democracy collapses because of the loose fiscal policy ensuing, always to be followed by a dictatorship." -Tytler