You last visited May 24, 2013, 7:14 pm All times shown are Eastern Time (GMT-5:00) | Rhode Island lottery winner hits jackpot one day after son wins $1,000 United States Member #111467 May 25, 2011 6323 Posts Offline
| | Posted: July 7, 2012, 4:41 pm - IP Logged | |
As funny as that would be, I don't see it getting greenlighted. Maybe tone it down (and take it easy on poor Jared) a bit: In your best Duke or Clint Eastwood voice, you say to him, "Mister, this Subway franchise ain't big enough for the two of us." Then you make him dance like in old Westerns by firing rounds at his feet, after which he runs off into the sunset while getting chased by more rounds. But your version would definitely have an impact, that's for sure. Hmmm....I don't know Epistrophy, the Duke or Eastwood showdown ultimatum is a great idea to be sure. Perhaps a compromise would be to slice and dice Jared up, and include his remains as specialty toppings, as a one time gift to his loyal fan base.  What better way to go? Jared 'ed his subs, now he could be immortalized forever by becoming one! I don't see a problem with this concept getting the green light and the . I will try forwarding this thread to the Subway marketing people. Wonder what kind of commission this will earn me??!!  | | |
upstate NY United States Member #108819 March 31, 2011 434 Posts Offline | | Posted: July 8, 2012, 12:13 am - IP Logged | |
I don't know what sort of advertising runs in other parts of the country, but I can't remember the last time I saw a Subway ad featuring Jared. Perhaps Subway figured out a while ago that he's played out? Subway may not make the best sandwiches in the world, but I find they're fairly decent. And I've never had a problem with requesting that they leave off the lettuce; I usually get spinach instead. | | |
United States Member #111467 May 25, 2011 6323 Posts Offline
| | Posted: July 8, 2012, 1:48 am - IP Logged | |
I don't know what sort of advertising runs in other parts of the country, but I can't remember the last time I saw a Subway ad featuring Jared. Perhaps Subway figured out a while ago that he's played out? Subway may not make the best sandwiches in the world, but I find they're fairly decent. And I've never had a problem with requesting that they leave off the lettuce; I usually get spinach instead. Jared is rarely seen anymore in their commercials. Initially 10-12 years ago he was a boost for Subway, because of all the weight he lost through his exclusive diet of healthy Subway sandwiches. That sizzle is gone now, so must be Jared. His chopped up remains as toppings, should be a fitting tribute, to a once was one hit wonder.  | | |
United States Member #124626 March 16, 2012 1428 Posts Offline | | Posted: July 8, 2012, 1:54 pm - IP Logged | |
Jared is rarely seen anymore in their commercials. Initially 10-12 years ago he was a boost for Subway, because of all the weight he lost through his exclusive diet of healthy Subway sandwiches. That sizzle is gone now, so must be Jared. His chopped up remains as toppings, should be a fitting tribute, to a once was one hit wonder.  um mc? disgusting idea... bluck! | | |
United States Member #111467 May 25, 2011 6323 Posts Offline
| | Posted: July 8, 2012, 3:45 pm - IP Logged | |
um mc? disgusting idea... bluck! I can understand and appreciate your concern for Jared Max. Trust me however, it's the right time and the right thing to do. Were Jarad here now, talking with us one on one, I'm sure he would be the first one to insist he would have it no other way!  To go out, as perhaps one of the most popular sub toppings ever created by Subway, would be both an honor and a privilege to Jerad.  A documentary detailing his welcome demise, to further the popularity as well as prosperity of Subway, would no doubt result in a huge windfall for his surviving family members. This would truly be a win-win for all parties concerned.  | | |
egg harbor twp.south jersey shore United States Member #112990 June 29, 2011 2528 Posts Online | | Posted: July 8, 2012, 4:21 pm - IP Logged | |
um mc? disgusting idea... bluck! Yea, I think that topping is called soylent green. Extraordinary Popular Delusions & the Madness of Crowds -- Charles Mackay LL.D. | | |
United States Member #111467 May 25, 2011 6323 Posts Offline
| | Posted: July 8, 2012, 4:51 pm - IP Logged | |
Yea, I think that topping is called soylent green. Yes, It probably would have some nuances of ocean plankton, an excellent and delicious food source! | | |
United States Member #121760 January 16, 2012 1631 Posts Offline | | Posted: July 8, 2012, 6:31 pm - IP Logged | |
Yes, It probably would have some nuances of ocean plankton, an excellent and delicious food source! ewww..but I saw that movie for the first time in the past year or two....it was pretty good. A lot of aging stars in it. | | |
United States Member #111467 May 25, 2011 6323 Posts Offline
| | Posted: July 8, 2012, 6:50 pm - IP Logged | |
ewww..but I saw that movie for the first time in the past year or two....it was pretty good. A lot of aging stars in it. Yeah those stars in their 30's are looking pretty scary.  | | |
United States Member #121760 January 16, 2012 1631 Posts Offline | | Posted: July 8, 2012, 8:07 pm - IP Logged | |
Yeah those stars in their 30's are looking pretty scary.  lol..I meant Heston, Chuck Conners, Edward G. Robinson.... | | |
United States Member #111467 May 25, 2011 6323 Posts Offline
| | Posted: July 9, 2012, 2:06 am - IP Logged | |
lol..I meant Heston, Chuck Conners, Edward G. Robinson.... I know. Wow Chuck Conners was in that movie, big fan of The Rifleman. | | |
United States Member #111467 May 25, 2011 6323 Posts Offline
| | Posted: July 9, 2012, 7:03 am - IP Logged | |
lol..I meant Heston, Chuck Conners, Edward G. Robinson.... Not only are those stars aging......there all "dead" lol. lol.  
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S.E.Iowa United States Member #120520 December 21, 2011 534 Posts Offline | | Posted: July 9, 2012, 11:31 am - IP Logged | |
Not only are those stars aging......there all "dead" lol. lol.  
They probably ate at Subway. I just can't seem to forget a few years ago when Subway was using lettuce that was sprayed with sewer water.It made several people here in the midwest very,very sick and I think it killed a few people,too.Yeah,Subway serves up healthy eating,alright. When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. ~Clarence Darrow There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. ~Will Rogers | | |
United States Member #111467 May 25, 2011 6323 Posts Offline
| | Posted: July 9, 2012, 11:55 am - IP Logged | |
They probably ate at Subway. I just can't seem to forget a few years ago when Subway was using lettuce that was sprayed with sewer water.It made several people here in the midwest very,very sick and I think it killed a few people,too.Yeah,Subway serves up healthy eating,alright. Although there was some associated sickness, the sewer water was still a big hit overall. It actually broke all sales records for that month!!! Through the courtesy of Subway, they sent me a picture of some of the actual sewer water, that was successfully used at that Toledo Ohio franchise. Thank you Subway for your continuing pioneering spirit, and entrepreneurial leadership in bringing your delicious subs to millions world wide.  
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S.E.Iowa United States Member #120520 December 21, 2011 534 Posts Offline | | Posted: July 9, 2012, 12:21 pm - IP Logged | |
Although there was some associated sickness, the sewer water was still a big hit overall. It actually broke all sales records for that month!!! Through the courtesy of Subway, they sent me a picture of some of the actual sewer water, that was successfully used at that Toledo Ohio franchise. Thank you Subway for your continuing pioneering spirit, and entrepreneurial leadership in bringing your delicious subs to millions world wide.  
You are one sick individual! When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. ~Clarence Darrow There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. ~Will Rogers | | |
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