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I'll never win any Jackpot

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justxploring's avatar - villiarna
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Posted: April 3, 2008, 2:37 am - IP Logged Bottom

Everytime I sign on and see this topic I want to sing a C&W song.  (don't ask) 

 

I'll never win a Jackpot

I'm doomed to always lose.

So I guess I'll take my money

And buy a case of booze.

My horse don't even like me

My wife thinks I'm real dumb.

I just wanna win a jackpot

So I can get me some.

The ladies think I'm smelly

Even pigs won't play with me.

But if I could win a jackpot

I'd be the one they all envy.

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Posted: April 3, 2008, 2:50 am - IP Logged Top

Excellent!

......

Oh the balls they all hate me

be they real or 'lectronic

There's just no cure

None, not even a tonic

Don't matter if I quick pick

or choose my own numbers

That lottery fairy is telling me

to go into a permanent slumber

Then some Player charged me big bucks

for the info in his system

Well I worked out some numbers, played 'em

but the Lotto Fairy still blitzed 'em...

It's Lotto, not horseshoes or artillery!
close doesn't count!

I sell everything at a loss but make up for it in volume
- Milo Minderbinder, Catch-22

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Posted: April 3, 2008, 3:06 am - IP Logged Top

Everytime I sign on and see this topic I want to sing a C&W song.  (don't ask) 

 

I'll never win a Jackpot

I'm doomed to always lose.

So I guess I'll take my money

And buy a case of booze.

My horse don't even like me

My wife thinks I'm real dumb.

I just wanna win a jackpot

So I can get me some.

The ladies think I'm smelly

Even pigs won't play with me.

But if I could win a jackpot

I'd be the one they all envy.

I love it......but the horse and pigs dont care..they'll still hate you even if you have money...thats why i love animals because they keep it real no matter what...

I actually like controversial topics because they are good for a change.....i mean all the time i log on i see topics like what car would you buy...if i win jackpot i'll do this or that.....what charity would you give.....i BET that 90% of all you @#@ @#$%#@ out there that say you'll do good you're LYING.....you want the $$$$$$$$ all for yourself so you can show off and so that everyone will be after you and love you......the animals dont give a $#%#%....Wink

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Posted: April 3, 2008, 3:07 am - IP Logged Top

Next week:

My goat ate my lottery ticket

 

 

Benmas, you are way too serious and have a big chip on your shoulder too!    Actually, you're wrong about the animals.  I asked my mule how he'd feel if I won the lottery and he said he'd get a big kick out of it. 

 Clown 

My horse said he'd give me a few bucks. 

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Posted: April 3, 2008, 5:13 am - IP Logged Top

OOPS, Forgot one. (34)

RJOh,

Thanks for the update!

If I was picking from a pool of numbers, these would be my selections for Fridays 4/4/08 MM draw.
Remember, last time I just got 1 out of 17 . . . so beware!

First off, I'm not playing repeats.

1st Number Possibilities -> 10 - 29 - 54
2nd Number Possibilities -> 02 - 16 - 28
3rd Number Possibilities -> 34 - 45 - 49
4th Number Possibilities -> 09 - 14 - 22 - 30 - 32 - 36 - 50 - 55
5th Number Possibilities -> 05 - 12 - 15 - 18 - 19 - 20 - 25 - 35 - 38 - 40 - 42 - 44 - 48 - 52

MB -> 04 - 28 (Only because they haven't been hit in a while).

My best numbers would be those in red.

Best Of Luck!

LottoL

RJOh,

By the way,

If I were to eliminate numbers from those mentioned
above, I would start with the following set of numbers:
(not in any particular order)

05 - 15 - 18 - 19 - 44 - 48 - 55

In this set of numbers, I am trying to capture 1 number.

Best Of Luck!

LottoL

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Posted: April 3, 2008, 6:02 am - IP Logged Top

RJOh,

To consolidate my analysis for Friday 4/4/2008 MM Draw:

 

TIER 1 numbers (Repeats - Out 0): 
56 - 17 - 26 - 04 - 46

TIER 2 numbers (Out 1 - 6):
Lot 1:  27 - 40 - 07 - 43
Lot 2:  53 - 42 - 48 - 38
Lot 3:  08 - 05 - 41 - 19
Lot 4:  20 - 13 - 44 - 15 - 25
Lot 5:  03 - 12 - 18 - 52
Lot 6:  47 - 35

TIER 3 numbers (Out 7 - 14):
Lot 1:  32 - 33
Lot 2:  30
Lot 3:  55 - 22
Lot 4:  09 - 36
Lot 5:  none
Lot 6:  01
Lot 7:  11
Lot 8:  39 - 14 - 50

TIER 4 numbers (Out 15 - 23):
Lot 1:  21
Lot 2:  51
Lot 3:  none
Lot 4:  23
Lot 5:  none
Lot 6:  none
Lot 7:  none
Lot 8:  none
Lot 9:  45

TIER 5 numbers (Out 24 - 33):
Lot 1:  29 - 10 - 54
Lot 2:  24 - 31
Lot 3:  16
Lot 4:  28 - 02
Lot 5:  37
Lot 6:  none
Lot 7:  49
Lot 8:  none
Lot 9:  06
Lot 10:  none

TIER 6 numbers (Out 34 +):
Lot 1:  34 (out 43 draws)


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If I was picking from a pool of numbers, these would be my selections for Fridays 4/4/08 MM draw.
Remember, last time I just got 1 out of 17 . . . so beware!

First off, I'm not playing repeats.

1st Number Possibilities -> 10 - 29 - 54
2nd Number Possibilities -> 02 - 16 - 28
3rd Number Possibilities -> 34 - 45 - 49
4th Number Possibilities -> 09 - 14 - 22 - 30 - 32 - 36 - 50 - 55
5th Number Possibilities -> 05 - 12 - 15 - 18 - 19 - 20 - 25 - 35 - 38 - 40 - 42 - 44 - 48 - 52

MB -> 04 - 28 (Only because they haven't been hit in a while).

My best numbers would be those in red.

Best Of Luck!

LottoL

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Posted: April 3, 2008, 6:41 am - IP Logged Top

RJOh,

To consolidate my analysis for Friday 4/4/2008 MM Draw:

 

TIER 1 numbers (Repeats - Out 0): 
56 - 17 - 26 - 04 - 46

TIER 2 numbers (Out 1 - 6):
Lot 1:  27 - 40 - 07 - 43
Lot 2:  53 - 42 - 48 - 38
Lot 3:  08 - 05 - 41 - 19
Lot 4:  20 - 13 - 44 - 15 - 25
Lot 5:  03 - 12 - 18 - 52
Lot 6:  47 - 35

TIER 3 numbers (Out 7 - 14):
Lot 1:  32 - 33
Lot 2:  30
Lot 3:  55 - 22
Lot 4:  09 - 36
Lot 5:  none
Lot 6:  01
Lot 7:  11
Lot 8:  39 - 14 - 50

TIER 4 numbers (Out 15 - 23):
Lot 1:  21
Lot 2:  51
Lot 3:  none
Lot 4:  23
Lot 5:  none
Lot 6:  none
Lot 7:  none
Lot 8:  none
Lot 9:  45

TIER 5 numbers (Out 24 - 33):
Lot 1:  29 - 10 - 54
Lot 2:  24 - 31
Lot 3:  16
Lot 4:  28 - 02
Lot 5:  37
Lot 6:  none
Lot 7:  49
Lot 8:  none
Lot 9:  06
Lot 10:  none

TIER 6 numbers (Out 34 +):
Lot 1:  34 (out 43 draws)


====================================================


If I was picking from a pool of numbers, these would be my selections for Fridays 4/4/08 MM draw.
Remember, last time I just got 1 out of 17 . . . so beware!

First off, I'm not playing repeats.

1st Number Possibilities -> 10 - 29 - 54
2nd Number Possibilities -> 02 - 16 - 28
3rd Number Possibilities -> 34 - 45 - 49
4th Number Possibilities -> 09 - 14 - 22 - 30 - 32 - 36 - 50 - 55
5th Number Possibilities -> 05 - 12 - 15 - 18 - 19 - 20 - 25 - 35 - 38 - 40 - 42 - 44 - 48 - 52

MB -> 04 - 28 (Only because they haven't been hit in a while).

My best numbers would be those in red.

Best Of Luck!

LottoL

your lengthy analysis is great but i would like the posters to stay ON TOPIC...the topic is "I'll never win any Jackpot"....this number analaysis does nothing to respond to the topic......can you please you guys pm each other from now on...or create your own topic

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Posted: April 3, 2008, 1:30 pm - IP Logged Top

Country "Never Win A Jaclpot"  song 2

More and more every day

we see more posters say

that the next jackpot is gonna be all theirs!

But the drawings come and go

and then everyone feels po'"

'cause of their own illusions of grandeur!

It's Lotto, not horseshoes or artillery!
close doesn't count!

I sell everything at a loss but make up for it in volume
- Milo Minderbinder, Catch-22

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Posted: April 3, 2008, 5:57 pm - IP Logged Top

Country "Never Win A Jaclpot"  song 2

More and more every day

we see more posters say

that the next jackpot is gonna be all theirs!

But the drawings come and go

and then everyone feels po'"

'cause of their own illusions of grandeur!

not a "big" fan of country music...but i DIG this one...you are #1

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Posted: April 3, 2008, 8:44 pm - IP Logged Top

not a "big" fan of country music...but i DIG this one...you are #1

benmas:

UR not a big fan of country music.................................what about >>>>>

??????????? fan of country & western music................what about >>>>>

???????????8888*2*ketup & got>>>>>>>sick on my stomach.... SONG!!

Take a big dose of the "BLUE's Brother's" and CHILL-OUT>>>>>>>>>>>

Tell US what UR taste in MUSIC...............>>>>>>>may BE....benmas?

BUTTT>>>>

LOL

PSYKO

 
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