You know you're a LP lotto player when:

Another parody of the Jeff Foxworthy You Might Be a Redneck routine but let's have some fun - the title means not only a lottery player but a member of LP lottery player.

You know you're a LP lotto player when:

You've played your grocery bill, power bill, or any one as a Pick 3 or Pick 4.

You've played the amount of gallons you pumped to the tenths or hundredth.

You look for the lowest priced gas and frive around to save 5 cents a gallon 0 and then spend $10 on lotto!

You contantly notice license plates and play them.

You know the drawing time of your state lottery - and some other states!

You don't go to bed til you check LP for the results.

You've not only been in a MM or PB pool, but a separate pool bettig on what amount the jackpot gets hit at or what state it gets hit in.

You've played sports scores....

tbc - keep it going 

You buy an expensive pick-3 program the shows 50% of the numbers are even or odd and 50% are high or low.

you know you're an LP player when the daily double DOESN'T involve a shot of prune juice and an enima

*You can hold your own in a discussion about trusts and annuities, with the boys from accounting. You work as a plumber.

*You wonder why people look at you funny when you use phrases like "present value" & "future worth" when they "just want to borrow a lousy twenty bucks".

*You know more about CDARS than the bank teller. The bank manager overhears & wants to know if you're looking for work.

When you look at a MM or PB jackpot you know within seconds of how much it is with the cash option and what it would roughly be after taxes and refer to the winnings at that amount instead of the advertised annuity when discussing it, which results in people staring at you as if you're a weirdo.

*The place you buy your tickets has a parking space reserved for you.... and a machine.

*Another place, competing for your business, has offered to send a courier to pick up your playslips.

When you look at 445 and see 990

....You're driving and notice a car license plate number that was yesterday's winning 4 digit....straight!!!  And you wished you would've seen it yesterday!!!

Most of your favorites are numerology, astrology, and RNG sites.

You have Madam Zelda on speed dial.

You've played the batting average leader's in each league's average as your Pick 3.

Every memo pad you have- and you're never without one - has mostly numbers in it, actual drawings, possible plays, and even dreams worked out by Pythagorean numerology to correspond with numbers

You can't not notice the serial numbers on paper currency.

Your dog barks and you listen close to see if there's a pattern -

yip yip (2)  yip yip yip yip yip (5) yip (1), and you play it!

You can't walk past one of those Your Weight and Lucky Numbers scales.

You've extracted lotto numbers out of your LP member number.

You've played your, or someone else's, number of posts.

You know you're an avid LP lottery player when you sit at your computer staring at the empty reply box to this topic for an hour trying to come up with a better slogan than the great ones listed above.