You know you're a LP lotto player when:

Anyone played my number of post? Unfortunately it seems to change quickly.

Every number combination you see has a significant magic meaning. 

You dream and dream, then you wake up a play the big one and know in your heart of hearts that you are not gonna win this one.

A free ticket is a win after a long dry streak!

Just posted and looked at the number of my posts.  Gotta use 577 for something!  Just got that feelin' So I come back to edit and post this addendum

    When asked to name your elected officials, you start with the Lottery Director.

   When you know  there is something 50 cents will buy nowadays.

   When 'missing by one' is officially added to the list of things known to cause premature hair loss.

   When an extended and unexplained absence from posting can only mean 1 of 2 things -

                                                                                   you've died or you've won a jackpot.

When you leave the site each night and go to bed thinking of the numbers you may or not play.

*When you're not buying tickets, the clerk accuses you of "getting them from somewhere else" and jealously gives you the cold shoulder.

You know you're a LP lotto player when: you now look forward to that overseas trip your wife has been wanting to go on for years so you can start an off shore bank account and play online again.

I agree with Pac!  Some of the above replies are very funny!  (Jake, the elected officials line is priceless.)  Okay, I'll try to add a few, but I think you've all got this covered!   

Your 2 children are named Lotto and Keno.

Your wife goes into labor at 11:02 and you ask if she can wait until the end of the live drawing.

A cop stops you and asks "Did you know you were doing 42 in a 35mph zone?  You drive off to play 4-2-3-5.

You go to court and are convicted of a crime.  The judge gives you 20 years.  You ask if you can take it as a lump sum.

Your veterinarian asks if your dog has been scratching.  You answer "Of course not.  He can't hold a quarter between his teeth." 

Your kids are flunking school because they are using lottery math on their homework and they keep telling the teacher that daddy said only the numbers 0 thru 9 are important.

LOL@ .."20 years lump sum thing.."

You know you're a LP lotto player when you, shortly after graduating high school, play your friends' football, baseball, and basketball jersey numbers for Mega Millions.

I know that's true because.......[Ron White]I've seen me do it.[/Ron White]