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You know you're a LP lotto player when:
Bahamas Member #1808 July 1, 2003 1080 Posts Offline |
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you know you're a LP lotto player when the only tv channels you watch is where the
lotto drawing shows.
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Illinois United States Member #30849 January 17, 2006 3449 Posts Offline |
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You've payed for your tickets with all coins- not because you didn't have bills but were trying to change your luck.
Close to the drawing time and completely out of ideas to pick numbers, you went into a dollar store and bought two combination locks to use those numbers!
You have notebooks of graph paper that you've modified to resemble your game's matrix.
You have "lucky" pens or pencils that you use only to mark your playslips, and nothing else, ever.
You've played your tickets in a store close to one of those nail salons. The nail salon has a Buddha statue in it and you've went in and rubbed your tickets on Buddha's belly.
You've played a set of numbers and liked the way the looked so much that you turned the playslip upside down and played the same pattern on another block. It's Lotto, not horseshoes or artillery!
close doesn't count! I sell everything at a loss but make up for it in volume
- Milo Minderbinder, Catch-22
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CA United States Member #57701 December 23, 2007 232 Posts Offline |
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*You can hold your own in a discussion about trusts and annuities, with the boys from accounting. You work as a plumber.
*You wonder why people look at you funny when you use phrases like "present value" & "future worth" when they "just want to borrow a lousy twenty bucks".
*You know more about CDARS than the bank teller. The bank manager overhears & wants to know if you're looking for work. I like these TT,
I was actually laughing at the last one.
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CA United States Member #57701 December 23, 2007 232 Posts Offline |
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You are a very YOUNG LP Lotto Player when.....
You have no idea what Vinyl albums are and LP has only one meaning.
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Oklahoma United States Member #34169 February 24, 2006 3039 Posts Offline |
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You know you are a Lottery Player when someone yells. "FIRE!!!," in a crowded theater,
and you yell back the dream number for fire!
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I was blogging about the 7 year tribulation period possible starting later this year
and Jarasan commented on it with some pick 4 numbers. It was funny! Jarasan is definitely a Lottery player!  Steve
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Bayonne United States Member #61629 May 13, 2008 128 Posts Offline |
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you know you're a LP lotto player when everyone around you consults their horoscopes you check the Mystical forum
when your system at work messes up and your first instinct is to write 'Todd' but ...
when the new guy sounds just like psykomo and you're the only one that understands him
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United States Member #5437 June 30, 2004 21790 Posts Offline |
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You play your VIN on your vehicle.
You play your utility account number
You play PB like it is Keno.
You play your purchase price.
You play your change price.
You have your grandkids to color the bubbles on the playslip.
You look at numbers on bar codes of products you are buying.
You play the calories you consume in one day.
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Portland,Oregon United States Member #14648 April 25, 2005 76 Posts Offline |
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You know you're a LP lotto player when: You play numbers from the account numbers you have to work with all day
You know where the top 5 winning ticket sellers (stores) in your state are and have visited at least 3 of them
You think of driving around and watching license plates as your own personal RNG
You play house numbers, phone numbers, and even your kids social security numbers
You can name the top LP predictors for any particular game ... without looking it up Djklaugh Some things have to be believed to be seen.
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North Carolina United States Member #54985 August 21, 2007 1160 Posts Offline |
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OMG!!! MY SIDES ARE HURTING.....I've got to admit...I'm hooked...addicted to the LP site!!!
because aaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll of you alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.....are my kind of crazy!
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Maryland United States Member #10659 January 14, 2005 2643 Posts Offline |
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You know and everyone else knows that your a LP lottery player when some one in the lottery line yells out, "I wonder what played in Virginia today and you pull out your copy of todays result and yell back........###.
You know that your a hooked LP lottery player when you find yourself racing home, breaking the speed limit to reach home in time to consult what played today, last month, last year on LP, do an extensive workout continue to go through the postings and look up to find...oh no it's almost time for the machines to shut down. Then your racing to your favorite lottery store, breaking the speed limit......
...when your paying you bills and every number looks like a good number to play....or you look at the number and say to yourself, that just played in Florida.
litebets feeling, PRICELESS!!!
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