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You know you're a LP lotto player when:
North Carolina United States Member #54985 August 21, 2007 1037 Posts Offline |
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You know and everyone else knows that your a LP lottery player when some one in the lottery line yells out, "I wonder what played in Virginia today and you pull out your copy of todays result and yell back........###.
You know that your a hooked LP lottery player when you find yourself racing home, breaking the speed limit to reach home in time to consult what played today, last month, last year on LP, do an extensive workout continue to go through the postings and look up to find...oh no it's almost time for the machines to shut down. Then your racing to your favorite lottery store, breaking the speed limit......
...when your paying you bills and every number looks like a good number to play....or you look at the number and say to yourself, that just played in Florida.
litebets oh I've been busted on that one. I've played my utility bill number plenty of times. heheheheeeeeeee.
Old Lady once told me,"Baby, play what you need." BOOM! never fails Steve Martin, Bilko
All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work. 
You've gotta be in it..... to win it!! ♣
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South Carolina United States Member #6 November 4, 2001 5891 Posts Offline |
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When you watch the numbers drawn and yell "I knew that number was gonna hit but I did not play it."
 Exact order chaser 
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Kunming China Member #58390 January 23, 2008 987 Posts Online |
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You know you're a LP lotto player when: Your homepage is Lottery Post.
 "WE WANT NOTHING LESS THAN A JACKPOT"
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Maryland United States Member #10659 January 14, 2005 2582 Posts Online |
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You know you're a LP lottery player when, someone famous dies, and you've posted a string of numbers from his/her death age to play.
.....you are playing the baby weights and time of birth of children born in other States or Countries.
litebets feeling, PRICELESS!!!
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"Obama", Two Thousand Eight! Atlanta United States Member #29025 December 20, 2005 5511 Posts Offline |
| Posted: June 23, 2008, 11:23 am - IP Logged |
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You know you're a lottery post player when you're internet is acting up and you call
other Lottery post member's and ask them 2 post 4 u! 
Smart bets...... Equal Phat Pocket$!
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Illinois United States Member #30849 January 17, 2006 3402 Posts Offline |
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Kind of surpising no one has said this yet......
When you go through the usernames here at LP looking for names with numbers in them- and you play them! It's Lotto, not horseshoes or artillery!
close doesn't count! I sell everything at a loss but make up for it in volume
- Milo Minderbinder, Catch-22
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United States Member #4963 May 30, 2004 2268 Posts Offline |
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Kind of surpising no one has said this yet......
When you go through the usernames here at LP looking for names with numbers in them- and you play them! when U don't know UR username here @ d? LP?:
issit?......PSYKOMO or PSYKO.......????
LOL
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United States Member #5437 June 30, 2004 21758 Posts Offline |
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I will soon be adding the Passtime codes I give customers as my lottery choices. LOL
Each week when they make a payment they will receive a (9) digit code.. ex 908-788-394 to enter into their car for another week.
But if they don't make a payment... Their car won't start...
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Illinois United States Member #30849 January 17, 2006 3402 Posts Offline |
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You know you're a LP lotto player:
When you read something like this in a book (about fitness and exercise)
a little but of somehting is better than a lot of nothing and it makes you think of playing Pick 3 for the payoffs instead of Pick 6 or MM or PB! It's Lotto, not horseshoes or artillery!
close doesn't count! I sell everything at a loss but make up for it in volume
- Milo Minderbinder, Catch-22
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Portland,Oregon United States Member #14648 April 25, 2005 69 Posts Offline |
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You know you're a LP lotto player (or else just really nutzo and addicted to the lottery) when you invent weird ways to pick numbers like
making squares of paper or cardboard with all the numbers for PB or MM or your state lottery, line them up along the edge of the dining room table, and play the ones the cats knock on the floor
put all those squares in to a bowl and let your 2yo grandchild pick 6 numbers out
line up all those squares and dangle a pendulum over each one to see if it's a winner for the next drawing
you save all your play slips and sometimes shuffle them, lay out a Tarot card spread, then play those slips
if you get your horoscope delivered by email and it's a particularly good one ;) you use any numbers contained in the reading and the time it arrived in your inbox
you count the number of spots on any ladybug you happen to find .... and use that as your powerball number
you have a "master" play slip with all those numbers the "experts" tell you you're not supposed to play like birthdays and other lucky numbers and you feel a bit guilty about doing so ... but it's the one slip that seems to bring you the most wins even though they might be small ones. Djklaugh Some things have to be believed to be seen.
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