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You know you're a LP lotto player when:
Portland,Oregon United States Member #14648 April 25, 2005 78 Posts Offline |
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*You can hold your own in a discussion about trusts and annuities, with the boys from accounting. You work as a plumber.
*You wonder why people look at you funny when you use phrases like "present value" & "future worth" when they "just want to borrow a lousy twenty bucks".
*You know more about CDARS than the bank teller. The bank manager overhears & wants to know if you're looking for work. You know you're a LP lotto player when, although you have not won a jackpot yet, you have the phone numbers for the best lottery attorney and the best financial advisor in your area on speed dial
..................................................... when you know the laws in your state reguarding collecting a jackpot annonymously Djklaugh Some things have to be believed to be seen.
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Georgia United States Member #21312 August 29, 2005 1694 Posts Offline |
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you are an LP lotto player when you get up at 4am earlier than the 5am posting time to post your predictions...
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Georgia United States Member #21312 August 29, 2005 1694 Posts Offline |
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you know you are an LP member when your last post is a 3 am...
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Georgia United States Member #21312 August 29, 2005 1694 Posts Offline |
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you know you are an LP member when you want to steal NASA supercomputers, place it in your backyard and analyse your lotto numbers...
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Illinois United States Member #30849 January 17, 2006 3489 Posts Offline |
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When you live in one lotto state but think of moving to another lotto state because you like their games better! It's Lotto, not horseshoes or artillery!
close doesn't count! I sell everything at a loss but make up for it in volume
- Milo Minderbinder, Catch-22
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Warren, MI United States Member #59777 March 12, 2008 38 Posts Offline |
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I agree with Pac! Some of the above replies are very funny! (Jake, the elected officials line is priceless.) Okay, I'll try to add a few, but I think you've all got this covered!
Your 2 children are named Lotto and Keno.
Your wife goes into labor at 11:02 and you ask if she can wait until the end of the live drawing.
A cop stops you and asks "Did you know you were doing 42 in a 35mph zone? You drive off to play 4-2-3-5.
You go to court and are convicted of a crime. The judge gives you 20 years. You ask if you can take it as a lump sum.
Your veterinarian asks if your dog has been scratching. You answer "Of course not. He can't hold a quarter between his teeth." 
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United States Member #55716 September 20, 2007 155 Posts Offline |
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You know you are a Lottery Post lotto player when you can read and understand Psychomo's posts. "Lord, who made the lion and the lamb. You decreed I should be what I am. Would it spoil some vast eternal plan, if i were a wealthy man?"  Fiddler On The Roof
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Illinois United States Member #30849 January 17, 2006 3489 Posts Offline |
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You know you're a LP lotto player when you make a guess at your total at the checkout, the guess is exactly right, and you play it as a pick 3 or pick 4!
You know you're a LP lotto player when, with the same scenario above, you were off by less than a dollar and you play the real total, your guess, and the differecne between the two! It's Lotto, not horseshoes or artillery!
close doesn't count! I sell everything at a loss but make up for it in volume
- Milo Minderbinder, Catch-22
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