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MI United States Member #55299 August 31, 2007 587 Posts Offline |
| Posted: August 18, 2008, 12:03 am - IP Logged |
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For some reason the first thing I thought of was the end song for the Super Mario Brothers Super Show from almost 20 years ago.
Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side.
Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again.
Let's do the Mario, all together now!
You got it! It's the Mario!
Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side.
Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again.
Let's do the Mario, all together now!
Come on now. Just like that!
When the two months is up and if you haven't won, then I demand you post a video of yourself Doing the Mario. Do Lou Albano proud!
"Doing the Mario" that doesn't sound right at all... Oh and yes I had to look up those lyrics and copy and paste them. I could have put up a YouTube video but that'd be potentially dangerous. With odds like 1 in 175,711,536 how can I lose?!
You can't predict random.
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Northern Ohio United States Member #64047 August 1, 2008 133 Posts Offline |
| Posted: August 18, 2008, 12:28 am - IP Logged |
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One thing I'm almost certain of is that someone will win a MegaMillions jackpot in the next two months. And if that doesn't happen, we can look forward to a $400 or hell even $500 million jackpot.
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Idaho United States Member #56982 November 21, 2007 1714 Posts Offline |
| Posted: August 18, 2008, 1:15 am - IP Logged |
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One thing I'm almost certain of is that someone will win a MegaMillions jackpot in the next two months. I am also going to agree with that. 
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New Member Michigan United States Member #64563 August 17, 2008 6 Posts Offline |
| Posted: August 18, 2008, 1:21 am - IP Logged |
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One thing I'm almost certain of is that someone will win a MegaMillions jackpot in the next two months. Of course, it will be me who wins.
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Illinois United States Member #30849 January 17, 2006 3522 Posts Offline |
| Posted: August 18, 2008, 1:29 am - IP Logged |
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Of course, it will be me who wins. They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-haaa!
Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?
Well. . .
You left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And. . .
They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!
You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I had said
That losing you would make me flip my lid
Right. . .
You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed
And then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad!
And. . .
They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!
I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds?!!
Hah. . .
Well you just wait
They'll find you yet
And when they do they'll
Put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!
And. . .
They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa! It's Lotto, not horseshoes or artillery!
close doesn't count! I sell everything at a loss but make up for it in volume
- Milo Minderbinder, Catch-22
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MI United States Member #55299 August 31, 2007 587 Posts Offline |
| Posted: August 18, 2008, 1:34 am - IP Logged |
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Now that's a classic!  With odds like 1 in 175,711,536 how can I lose?!
You can't predict random.
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Illinois United States Member #30849 January 17, 2006 3522 Posts Offline |
| Posted: August 18, 2008, 1:40 am - IP Logged |
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LP stanza to the above:
They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!
And I'll tell them about the jackpot I hit
and they'll well say well where is it?
and I'll say I can see it why can't you?
and I'll sit in my room and count the "money"
and they'll all say something about that guy sure is funny
and they're coming to take me away, ha ha!
Then I'll put more posts on LP
all about my jackpots and me
and the voices in my head all agree
there's never been a smarter lotto player than me
while I cut out paper dolls all day long
They're coming to take me away, ha ha
(Suggested avatar for MarioNLuigi):
It's Lotto, not horseshoes or artillery!
close doesn't count! I sell everything at a loss but make up for it in volume
- Milo Minderbinder, Catch-22
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Portland, Oregon United States Member #30070 January 5, 2006 65 Posts Offline |
| Posted: August 18, 2008, 3:18 pm - IP Logged |
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Coin Toss,
Hehehe, do you have the album, too? "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa" is OK. But my favorite song has to be, "I Live In a Place Where the Nuts Hunt the Squirrels."
Regards - J. Alec West
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United States Member #4963 May 30, 2004 2436 Posts Offline |
| Posted: August 18, 2008, 3:26 pm - IP Logged |
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I will win the mega millions jackpot. im serious and when i do win the first thing i will do is donate to multiple charities and help the poor. I will also give some money to random members on the site as a nice gesture. You guys will see! 
  >>>>>U make psykomo>
 "HAPPY"...thank's
LOL
PSYKOMO
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Just Guru to you! United States Member #91 January 19, 2002 5151 Posts Online |
| Posted: August 18, 2008, 5:25 pm - IP Logged |
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You have to be passing a church when you say that. That way all the good you say you will do if you win will be heard and thus a lottery jackpot will be presented to you!!
Don't forget about the animals in the world after you donate to your charities.
Good Luck!! "Everybody has to believe in something...I believe I'll have another beer!" = W.C.Fields
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