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Norway Member #9692 December 10, 2004 723 Posts Online |
| Posted: August 18, 2008, 5:51 pm - IP Logged |
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When you finally win you can:
Hit me with your rhythm stick.
Hit me! Hit me!
Das ist gut! C'est fantastique!
Hit me! hit me! hit me!
Hit me with your rhythm stick.
It's nice to be a lunatic.
Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!
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Marquette, MI United States Member #20869 August 20, 2005 207 Posts Offline |
| Posted: August 19, 2008, 9:44 pm - IP Logged |
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They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-haaa!
Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?
Well. . .
You left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And. . .
They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!
You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I had said
That losing you would make me flip my lid
Right. . .
You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed
And then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad!
And. . .
They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!
I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds?!!
Hah. . .
Well you just wait
They'll find you yet
And when they do they'll
Put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!
And. . .
They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa! I remember that. The reverse side of the 45 had the song on it backwards.
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Marquette, MI United States Member #20869 August 20, 2005 207 Posts Offline |
| Posted: August 19, 2008, 9:47 pm - IP Logged |
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LP stanza to the above:
They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!
And I'll tell them about the jackpot I hit
and they'll well say well where is it?
and I'll say I can see it why can't you?
and I'll sit in my room and count the "money"
and they'll all say something about that guy sure is funny
and they're coming to take me away, ha ha!
Then I'll put more posts on LP
all about my jackpots and me
and the voices in my head all agree
there's never been a smarter lotto player than me
while I cut out paper dolls all day long
They're coming to take me away, ha ha
(Suggested avatar for MarioNLuigi):
If I had some helium right now...I'd start singing it.
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Marquette, MI United States Member #20869 August 20, 2005 207 Posts Offline |
| Posted: August 19, 2008, 9:50 pm - IP Logged |
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When i say i will give back i mean it. I have had a lot of troubles in my life and notice others had it just like me or even worse. If i win a big jackpot why not help less fortunate people? I honestly dont care for money, i just want to live comfortably without worrying about paying bills or if im gonna be able to eat the next day. Give me a house, a car, and a little money stored away and im fine. Why not give a few dollars here and there to help others, if i win 100 million its not like im gonna be broke by doing so. what if you win $12 million? I can see if you won alot giving it away but not 12 Mil
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Maryland United States Member #51026 March 8, 2007 87 Posts Offline |
| Posted: August 20, 2008, 2:38 pm - IP Logged |
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I will win the mega millions jackpot. im serious and when i do win the first thing i will do is donate to multiple charities and help the poor. I will also give some money to random members on the site as a nice gesture. You guys will see! 
I'm assuming you're psychic or have psychic friends. To be able to pinpoint the timeframe of when you'll win the lottery... Wow.... you're good.  Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.
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MI United States Member #55299 August 31, 2007 586 Posts Offline |
| Posted: August 21, 2008, 4:16 am - IP Logged |
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I've decided that I'm winning the jackpot of this Friday night's Mega Millions drawing. So look for my "I won a 95 million dollar annuity" topic late Friday/early Saturday following the numbers being put up. And I'm not giving it away except for if it benefits me come tax time. With odds like 1 in 175,711,536 how can I lose?!
You can't predict random.
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Illinois United States Member #30849 January 17, 2006 3522 Posts Offline |
| Posted: August 21, 2008, 9:55 am - IP Logged |
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I've decided that I'm winning the jackpot of this Friday night's Mega Millions drawing. So look for my "I won a 95 million dollar annuity" topic late Friday/early Saturday following the numbers being put up. And I'm not giving it away except for if it benefits me come tax time. DC81
Maybe we should start a LP They're Coming to Take Me Away Club, and whebn antyone makes a prediction like that and it doesn't happen, they become a charter member!
If you don't win the $95 million, you'll be the second member.
It's Lotto, not horseshoes or artillery!
close doesn't count! I sell everything at a loss but make up for it in volume
- Milo Minderbinder, Catch-22
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MI United States Member #55299 August 31, 2007 586 Posts Offline |
| Posted: August 23, 2008, 12:37 am - IP Logged |
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Well, I was going to make the post since it was going to be meant as a joke anyway, but I don't feel like it. I'll wait until someone in Michigan wins again like he who doesn't deserve to be named.
Those were some interesting numbers tonight... With odds like 1 in 175,711,536 how can I lose?!
You can't predict random.
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United States Member #41809 June 16, 2006 1567 Posts Offline |
| Posted: August 23, 2008, 1:06 am - IP Logged |
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When i say i will give back i mean it. I have had a lot of troubles in my life and notice others had it just like me or even worse. If i win a big jackpot why not help less fortunate people? I honestly dont care for money, i just want to live comfortably without worrying about paying bills or if im gonna be able to eat the next day. Give me a house, a car, and a little money stored away and im fine. Why not give a few dollars here and there to help others, if i win 100 million its not like im gonna be broke by doing so. Where do you draw the line ?
Why him and not me ?
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| Posted: August 23, 2008, 1:08 am - IP Logged |
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I'm going to invent an anti-gravity device, and cure all types of cancers by this coming Tuesday, at 4:40 pm. 
You'll see !!!!
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