| Posted: October 30, 2009, 3:34 pm - IP Logged |
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Fortune has something of the nature of a woman.
If she is too intensely wooed, she commonly goes the further away.
- Charles V 1500-1558, King of spain, Holy Roman Emperor
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Q. What is the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man fighting with his wife?
A. A man has a chance at winning at the lottery.
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(For jackpot winners):
The less flash, the more kept cash!
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It's Lotto, not horseshoes or artillery!
Close doesn't count!
I sell everything at a loss but make up for it in volume
- Milo Minderbinder, Catch-22
There are two kinds of jackpot winners...the ones who remained anonymous and the ones that wish they had.