All times shown are Eastern Time (GMT-5:00) | Home -> Forums -> Lottery Discussion -> Lotto Maxims Zeta Reticuli Star System United States Member #30849 January 17, 2006 7286 Posts Offline | | Posted: May 4, 2010, 1:24 am - IP Logged | |
If a new game is proposed before it even comes online someone will claim they have a system to beat it. Beter yet and even more entertaining, someone may claim to have already beaten it! It's Lotto, not horseshoes or artillery! Close doesn't count! I sell everything at a loss but make up for it in volume - Milo Minderbinder, Catch-22 There are two kinds of jackpot winners...the ones who remained anonymous and the ones that wish they had.
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Zeta Reticuli Star System United States Member #30849 January 17, 2006 7286 Posts Offline | | Posted: May 9, 2010, 1:32 am - IP Logged | |
Any theory about reducing odds, no matter how outlandish or inaccurate, will generate more play. It's Lotto, not horseshoes or artillery! Close doesn't count! I sell everything at a loss but make up for it in volume - Milo Minderbinder, Catch-22 There are two kinds of jackpot winners...the ones who remained anonymous and the ones that wish they had.
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Zeta Reticuli Star System United States Member #30849 January 17, 2006 7286 Posts Offline | | Posted: May 18, 2010, 4:45 pm - IP Logged | |
The lotteries make more money off of people who think they have a system, or have bought systems from people who say they have one than any other players. Ironically expanding a matrix, which is bad for the players, increases the amount of play with the lure of bigger jackpots. No mater how much the record-to-date jackpot amount that gets hit, there will always be people who want to win a bigger one. It's Lotto, not horseshoes or artillery! Close doesn't count! I sell everything at a loss but make up for it in volume - Milo Minderbinder, Catch-22 There are two kinds of jackpot winners...the ones who remained anonymous and the ones that wish they had.
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Zeta Reticuli Star System United States Member #30849 January 17, 2006 7286 Posts Offline | | Posted: May 23, 2010, 12:31 am - IP Logged | |
People who boast of their "superior" math knowledge and systems ironically destroy their own credibility. It's Lotto, not horseshoes or artillery! Close doesn't count! I sell everything at a loss but make up for it in volume - Milo Minderbinder, Catch-22 There are two kinds of jackpot winners...the ones who remained anonymous and the ones that wish they had.
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Zeta Reticuli Star System United States Member #30849 January 17, 2006 7286 Posts Offline | | Posted: May 30, 2010, 1:47 am - IP Logged | |
Any discussion board, gambling in general, lottery, or other topics, will attract attention whores. It's Lotto, not horseshoes or artillery! Close doesn't count! I sell everything at a loss but make up for it in volume - Milo Minderbinder, Catch-22 There are two kinds of jackpot winners...the ones who remained anonymous and the ones that wish they had.
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Ridge Runner - Oracle of the Appalachians Way back up in them hills, son United States Member #74415 April 28, 2009 9579 Posts Offline | | Posted: May 30, 2010, 10:22 am - IP Logged | |
If you only have a couple of minutes left to buy your tickets before they cut off sales, the person in line in front of you will realize they were schoolmates with the clerk and start a conversation about all the mayhem they created when they went to school together way back in the early 2000's. . I will not comply. I will never submit. | | |
United States Member #47874 November 4, 2006 3928 Posts Offline | | Posted: May 30, 2010, 7:44 pm - IP Logged | |
If you only have a couple of minutes left to buy your tickets before they cut off sales, the person in line in front of you will realize they were schoolmates with the clerk and start a conversation about all the mayhem they created when they went to school together way back in the early 2000's. You mean your telling us people in Tn go to school?..SHAAAAAAZAAAAM ANDY!!!... | | |
Ridge Runner - Oracle of the Appalachians Way back up in them hills, son United States Member #74415 April 28, 2009 9579 Posts Offline | | Posted: May 30, 2010, 11:20 pm - IP Logged | |
You mean your telling us people in Tn go to school?..SHAAAAAAZAAAAM ANDY!!!... Well, those two I referenced are the only two in my part of the state but we're dang proud of em. One is now Night Manager at Ali Baba's Texaco and the other one's workin as the Assistant Lube Technician at the Dixie Doodle Oil Change, Bakery and Septic Sludge Pumping Co. . I will not comply. I will never submit. | | |
Zeta Reticuli Star System United States Member #30849 January 17, 2006 7286 Posts Offline | | Posted: June 5, 2010, 12:56 am - IP Logged | |
Nothing will sell more tickets than a store having sold a jackpot winner. It's Lotto, not horseshoes or artillery! Close doesn't count! I sell everything at a loss but make up for it in volume - Milo Minderbinder, Catch-22 There are two kinds of jackpot winners...the ones who remained anonymous and the ones that wish they had.
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GO TIGERS MICHIGAN United States Member #82269 October 28, 2009 8814 Posts Offline | | Posted: June 5, 2010, 6:51 am - IP Logged | |
it never fails when you drive to another state to but tickets someone else in the state you drove to wins the jackpot. | | |
Zeta Reticuli Star System United States Member #30849 January 17, 2006 7286 Posts Offline | | Posted: June 9, 2010, 10:10 am - IP Logged | |
Those who claim to know a lot about the lotto will go on and on telling you they know a lot about the lotto, but somehow don't get to telling you what they know about the lotto. It's Lotto, not horseshoes or artillery! Close doesn't count! I sell everything at a loss but make up for it in volume - Milo Minderbinder, Catch-22 There are two kinds of jackpot winners...the ones who remained anonymous and the ones that wish they had.
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Michigan United States Member #92321 June 4, 2010 16 Posts Offline | | Posted: June 11, 2010, 1:36 am - IP Logged | |
Thanks for the reminder rdgrnr!! I will always make sure from now on to sign my tickets when I hit. | | |
Ridge Runner - Oracle of the Appalachians Way back up in them hills, son United States Member #74415 April 28, 2009 9579 Posts Offline | | Posted: June 12, 2010, 12:18 am - IP Logged | |
Thanks for the reminder rdgrnr!! I will always make sure from now on to sign my tickets when I hit. Welcome to LP, kjheartsonfire! Wow, I had to go back to page 3 on Dec 16th of last year to remember saying that. But yeah, never trust a clerk at a convenience store. Check the ticket yourself beforehand and if it's a winner, sign it before you hand it to one of those guys. Some of em will steal your eye teeth. Luckily I live in TN and most of mine have been knocked out already by big ol hillbillys in some legendary bar room brawls. Good luck to ya kj!  . I will not comply. I will never submit. | | |
Zeta Reticuli Star System United States Member #30849 January 17, 2006 7286 Posts Offline | | Posted: June 19, 2010, 2:16 am - IP Logged | |
A college physics professor once stated a curve ball doesn't curve, it's an optical illusuion caused by the rotation of the ball and the seams. The college baseball team's pitcher and catcher told the professor to get in the batter's box. The pitcher threw a curve and the professor dove down, knowing the ball was going to hit him in the head. The catcher and umpire laughed as the ump yelled, "STRIKE". That professor has been selling lottery systems for years. It's Lotto, not horseshoes or artillery! Close doesn't count! I sell everything at a loss but make up for it in volume - Milo Minderbinder, Catch-22 There are two kinds of jackpot winners...the ones who remained anonymous and the ones that wish they had.
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Zeta Reticuli Star System United States Member #30849 January 17, 2006 7286 Posts Offline | | Posted: June 21, 2010, 6:12 pm - IP Logged | |
When someone asks about a certain system and person after person who has seen it, bought it, and tried it sayd forget it, it's junk, someone will invariably say where can I get it? 
And this is what system sellers rely on. It's Lotto, not horseshoes or artillery! Close doesn't count! I sell everything at a loss but make up for it in volume - Milo Minderbinder, Catch-22 There are two kinds of jackpot winners...the ones who remained anonymous and the ones that wish they had.
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