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East Coast Sand United States Member #114406 July 30, 2011 21 Posts Offline | | Posted: July 31, 2011, 12:25 am - IP Logged | |
Obviously Belly Dancers would be a fabulous addition to the entertainment line-up... particularly if they gave lessons. I wonder how we could adapt belly dancing to sitting before a computer monitor... so it would be chelly (chair/belly) dancing? gotta work those abs as we compute. | | |
Zeta Reticuli Star System United States Member #30849 January 17, 2006 7286 Posts Offline | | Posted: August 14, 2011, 6:28 pm - IP Logged | |
Since three jackpots (1 Lotto and 2 Little Lotto) were hit in liquor stores in Illinois on Saturday night, Aug 13th, some residents are petitioning to get a liquor store here in the Institute. One insists that no one who had bought a winning ticket at a liquor store has ever done so without taking a nip while filling out the playslip. Another of our residents is working on playing nothing but football scores. It's Lotto, not horseshoes or artillery!
Close doesn't count! I sell everything at a loss but make up for it in volume
- Milo Minderbinder, Catch-22 There are two kinds of jackpot winners...the ones who remained anonymous and the ones that wish they had.
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Zeta Reticuli Star System United States Member #30849 January 17, 2006 7286 Posts Offline | | Posted: September 5, 2011, 4:56 pm - IP Logged | |
The football scores haven't worked yet except for a few $1 and $10 Pick 5 prizes, 2 of 5 and 3 of 5. Darned missed extra point! A few of our residents mentioned something about some raffles coming up and some players chomping at the bit to play them. As always, these are the same players who claim to hate quick picks. Go Figure! 
It's Lotto, not horseshoes or artillery!
Close doesn't count! I sell everything at a loss but make up for it in volume
- Milo Minderbinder, Catch-22 There are two kinds of jackpot winners...the ones who remained anonymous and the ones that wish they had.
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Zeta Reticuli Star System United States Member #30849 January 17, 2006 7286 Posts Offline | | Posted: September 30, 2011, 6:58 pm - IP Logged | |
No one has had any great results with the Top 10 jesey numbers from the ESPN program, either. A few residents swear they can psyche out the new Illinois machines but none of them have won anything big. We all know Basil19 will become a permanent resident here someday. It's Lotto, not horseshoes or artillery!
Close doesn't count! I sell everything at a loss but make up for it in volume
- Milo Minderbinder, Catch-22 There are two kinds of jackpot winners...the ones who remained anonymous and the ones that wish they had.
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British Columbia Canada Member #116120 September 4, 2011 993 Posts Offline | | Posted: September 30, 2011, 8:54 pm - IP Logged | |
A functioning Magic 8-Ball  "You have to be in it to win it!" | | |
Zeta Reticuli Star System United States Member #30849 January 17, 2006 7286 Posts Offline | | Posted: October 1, 2011, 5:57 pm - IP Logged | |
LottoGuyBC, If you do a search thdre are actually some online Magic 8-Balls that answer Yes/No questions. Inre: anoither thread I asked it if the number 28 was dead in Powerball and it said, "Not in a million years!" It's Lotto, not horseshoes or artillery!
Close doesn't count! I sell everything at a loss but make up for it in volume
- Milo Minderbinder, Catch-22 There are two kinds of jackpot winners...the ones who remained anonymous and the ones that wish they had.
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GO TIGERS MICHIGAN United States Member #82269 October 28, 2009 8814 Posts Offline | | Posted: October 1, 2011, 7:22 pm - IP Logged | |
LottoGuyBC, If you do a search thdre are actually some online Magic 8-Balls that answer Yes/No questions. Inre: anoither thread I asked it if the number 28 was dead in Powerball and it said, "Not in a million years!" Everyone with 28 fever has been given shock treatments. LOL | | |
Ridge Runner - Oracle of the Appalachians Way back up in them hills, son United States Member #74415 April 28, 2009 9579 Posts Offline | | Posted: October 1, 2011, 7:51 pm - IP Logged | |
Everyone with 28 fever has been given shock treatments. LOL It wasn't necessary with the Kentucky residents. All patients from Kentucky are given full frontal lobotomies immediately upon arrival at the Institute. They're more docile that way and not nearly as annoying as they would be otherwise. . I will not comply. I will never submit.
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United States Member #47874 November 4, 2006 3928 Posts Offline | | Posted: October 1, 2011, 8:14 pm - IP Logged | |
It wasn't necessary with the Kentucky residents. All patients from Kentucky are given full frontal lobotomies immediately upon arrival at the Institute. They're more docile that way and not nearly as annoying as they would be otherwise. Such big words..tiggs will have The Brain read it so tiggs will know what it says beard man.. | | |
Ridge Runner - Oracle of the Appalachians Way back up in them hills, son United States Member #74415 April 28, 2009 9579 Posts Offline | | Posted: October 7, 2011, 8:24 pm - IP Logged | |
Such big words..tiggs will have The Brain read it so tiggs will know what it says beard man.. Oh, don't go bothering The Brain with your illiteracy. Let me just put it into terms somebody from Kentucky, like you, would understand. Pffffffffttt. There you go. Understand now? . I will not comply. I will never submit.
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United States Member #47874 November 4, 2006 3928 Posts Offline | | Posted: October 7, 2011, 8:40 pm - IP Logged | |
Oh, don't go bothering The Brain with your illiteracy. Let me just put it into terms somebody from Kentucky, like you, would understand. Pffffffffttt. There you go. Understand now? Excuse tiggs please but thye ppppffffff is tiggs line you pppffffff thief!.. | | |
Ridge Runner - Oracle of the Appalachians Way back up in them hills, son United States Member #74415 April 28, 2009 9579 Posts Offline | | Posted: October 7, 2011, 9:46 pm - IP Logged | |
Excuse tiggs please but thye ppppffffff is tiggs line you pppffffff thief!.. See, I knew you'd understand once I started speaking your language. Pppfffffftt, splaaaatt. . I will not comply. I will never submit.
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United States Member #47874 November 4, 2006 3928 Posts Offline | | Posted: October 8, 2011, 10:30 am - IP Logged | |
See, I knew you'd understand once I started speaking your language. Pppfffffftt, splaaaatt. It just don't have the same ring to when when you do it..tiggs has class when tiggs does it...dig?.. | | |
British Columbia Canada Member #116120 September 4, 2011 993 Posts Offline | | Posted: October 8, 2011, 1:25 pm - IP Logged | |
LottoGuyBC, If you do a search thdre are actually some online Magic 8-Balls that answer Yes/No questions. Inre: anoither thread I asked it if the number 28 was dead in Powerball and it said, "Not in a million years!" I have a few questions to ask the Magic 8 Ball  "You have to be in it to win it!" | | |
Ridge Runner - Oracle of the Appalachians Way back up in them hills, son United States Member #74415 April 28, 2009 9579 Posts Offline | | Posted: October 8, 2011, 3:53 pm - IP Logged | |
It just don't have the same ring to when when you do it..tiggs has class when tiggs does it...dig?.. Yes, I dig that you have a lot of class. Unfortunately it's all low. . I will not comply. I will never submit.
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