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Eastern Time (GMT-5:00) | Home -> Forums -> Lottery Discussion -> Time for some lottery haikus Zeta Reticuli Star System United States Member #30849 January 17, 2006 7286 Posts Offline | | Posted: June 11, 2010, 6:24 pm - IP Logged | |
Real discussions die yet baloney always sells yes people are strange It's Lotto, not horseshoes or artillery!
Close doesn't count! I sell everything at a loss but make up for it in volume
- Milo Minderbinder, Catch-22 There are two kinds of jackpot winners...the ones who remained anonymous and the ones that wish they had.
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Zeta Reticuli Star System United States Member #30849 January 17, 2006 7286 Posts Offline | | Posted: June 19, 2010, 1:58 am - IP Logged | |
Cards, dice, lotto balls they tease and entice, their job and do it so well It's Lotto, not horseshoes or artillery!
Close doesn't count! I sell everything at a loss but make up for it in volume
- Milo Minderbinder, Catch-22 There are two kinds of jackpot winners...the ones who remained anonymous and the ones that wish they had.
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Zeta Reticuli Star System United States Member #30849 January 17, 2006 7286 Posts Offline | | Posted: July 2, 2010, 1:11 am - IP Logged | |
People vent, they rant opinion over knowledge never seeing truth It's Lotto, not horseshoes or artillery!
Close doesn't count! I sell everything at a loss but make up for it in volume
- Milo Minderbinder, Catch-22 There are two kinds of jackpot winners...the ones who remained anonymous and the ones that wish they had.
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hialeah, fl United States Member #79278 August 20, 2009 3 Posts Offline | | Posted: July 2, 2010, 10:08 am - IP Logged | |
Dashing Through Play Four Dot Dotting Numbers Dark Grey Will I Win Today? - lol | | |
Ridge Runner - Oracle of the Appalachians Way back up in them hills, son United States Member #74415 April 28, 2009 9579 Posts Offline | | Posted: July 2, 2010, 8:37 pm - IP Logged | |
Lottery lesson Never send it through the mail Mailmen will steal it . I will not comply. I will never submit.
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United States Member #47874 November 4, 2006 3928 Posts Offline | | Posted: July 2, 2010, 10:16 pm - IP Logged | |
Lottery lesson Never send it through the mail Mailmen will steal it Then don't send money in the mail..Case solved..duuuuuuhhhhhhhh.......Next... | | |
Ridge Runner - Oracle of the Appalachians Way back up in them hills, son United States Member #74415 April 28, 2009 9579 Posts Offline | | Posted: July 2, 2010, 10:40 pm - IP Logged | |
They must be punished Lock all mailmen up for life Retired ones too . I will not comply. I will never submit.
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GO TIGERS MICHIGAN United States Member #82269 October 28, 2009 8814 Posts Offline | | Posted: July 2, 2010, 11:01 pm - IP Logged | |
Dashing Through Play Four Dot Dotting Numbers Dark Grey Will I Win Today? - lol as long as your not dashing thru fore-play. | | |
Ridge Runner - Oracle of the Appalachians Way back up in them hills, son United States Member #74415 April 28, 2009 9579 Posts Offline | | Posted: July 2, 2010, 11:47 pm - IP Logged | |
as long as your not dashing thru fore-play. Does the half hour of begging beforehand count? . I will not comply. I will never submit.
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GO TIGERS MICHIGAN United States Member #82269 October 28, 2009 8814 Posts Offline | | Posted: July 3, 2010, 4:23 pm - IP Logged | |
Does the half hour of begging beforehand count?  no 
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United States Member #47874 November 4, 2006 3928 Posts Offline | | Posted: July 3, 2010, 5:32 pm - IP Logged | |
Does the half hour of begging beforehand count? Like tiggs said in the other thread.."In the pen with a bottle of Jack you'll have no begging to do and will have some one in the sack''..do da do da..Ya'll gotsa loves the hillbillie's...EEEEEEHAAAAWWWWW... | | |
Zeta Reticuli Star System United States Member #30849 January 17, 2006 7286 Posts Offline | | Posted: July 5, 2010, 7:27 pm - IP Logged | |
Does the half hour of begging beforehand count? A rabbi told me that's called Jewish foreplay! Italian foreplay is snapping one's fingers and pointing. Irish foreplay is Guinness stout. 
It's Lotto, not horseshoes or artillery!
Close doesn't count! I sell everything at a loss but make up for it in volume
- Milo Minderbinder, Catch-22 There are two kinds of jackpot winners...the ones who remained anonymous and the ones that wish they had.
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People vent, they rant stupidity over knowledge never seeing truth DD | | |
Zeta Reticuli Star System United States Member #30849 January 17, 2006 7286 Posts Offline | | Posted: July 5, 2010, 11:43 pm - IP Logged | |
I'll play: Yours truly, a few posts back People vent, they rant opinion over knowledge never seeing truth ////////////////////////////////////// Pathetic plagiaristic attempt by DD, who also cannot figure out the difference between seven and eight syllables: People vent, they rant stupidity over knowledge never seeing truth DD
But what can one expect, A haiku has one rule, 5-7-5, not that hard to comprehend.
It's Lotto, not horseshoes or artillery!
Close doesn't count! I sell everything at a loss but make up for it in volume
- Milo Minderbinder, Catch-22 There are two kinds of jackpot winners...the ones who remained anonymous and the ones that wish they had.
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Thank you for proving my point. I did not post a haiku. Haiku's are at another site. This haiku nonsense is your way of indirectly insulting anyone or post or SYStem you disagree with. Do we need a children’s corner for you to rant in? A time-out place for you to think about your BS? Are you the site stinker WIND was talking about? I thought you blocked me again, this time for good! I can still see your drivel posts. Do me a favor and go tell it to your fairy. Work on your relationship with it, you might just get lucky. DD | | |
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