Conspiracy Theories, the Lottery Edition

A while back we had a thread on Lottery Urban Legends and several people have mentioned them in their blogs.

Let's take it a step further and do a thread on Lottery Conspiracy Theories, or the Lottey Tin Hat awards.

Occassionally there's a pretty far out thread here on LP, and we've all been in line to play our tickets and have overheard somde pretty outlandish stuff.

Here's a few, for starters:

• When you play advanced play your are programming a RNG what not to draw.
• Certain zip codes are assigned the winners, the drawing is a formality.
• Never play the day of the drawing.
• Play XXX tonight, straight, it has to hit. I know someone at the lotto office. (This excludes the Pennsylavania 666 scam. Hey, they got caught, after all.)
• 776 and 1776 always hit on July 4th.
• Make sure your Pick three totals XXX and you'l have a winner.

i have it on good authority, from an old spook i knew. that the lottery is one of the CIA's biggest  black accounts, that pays its budget, almost as big a budget as its drug running and hookers income.

sometimes they even pay enemy defectors by giving them a winning ticket. after they have defected.

how would they know the ticket was going to win if the game wasnt rigged?

1. The Illuminati

2. The Rothchilds (Originally name REDSHIELD)

3. The J P Morgans

4. The Rockerfellers

5. The Munsters

6. IMF (Look it up)

7. The Bilderberg Group

8. The Federeal Reserve

9. Certain members of the Masons

10. The Reptilians (UFOs)

They are using just another diversion tactic, as in the lottery and sports, to divert the masses.Diverting attention away from what's really important.

 Fortunate for the lucky few, LP members play by heeding the great advice from other members, observing strategies and recognizing patterns, and for the most part, not playing blindly like the other 99%. The 99% is where the shadow govt. relies on, for profits to fund thir evil ways.

Thanx to Todd and this site, for allowing us to see the evil entities and their dubious acts of deception, and how to regroup and overcome.....lol

My favorite lottery conspiracy theory was the one that said that the Tennessee Computers were fixed so they wouldn't  let any doubles fall.

That way they got to keep all the money people bet on doubles without having to worry about doubles coming up and having to pay them.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Everyone knows that could never happen! That would be cheating!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! 

A rumor I heard was a lottery chose one day a month to play a pick-4 number and use the winnings to pay their payroll.

reminds me 23 is due this thursday for powerball

IMF = Impossible Mission Force.  Didn't need to look it up.   

(I know, you think it's the International Monetary Fund, but to me, the IMF will always be the Impossible Mission Force.)

Another way to fund the NWO with global taxation on banks. But the federal Reserve is the biggest scam of all time in my opinion.

I heard a rumor that I was going to win but, it's supposed to be a surprise- so shhhhhhhhhh,

don't spoil it for me.

The first 3-digit number in the first AP article of the day in your newspaper will be tomorrow night's Pick 3. This only works in certain states. Two of the members here know which states, but they can't tell anyone.

LOL.

You're nuts.

I like that.

Paranoia runs rampant among rank and file lottery participants. Okay, here's the REAL scoop:

The lottery is used to pay the expenses of California's "Witness Protection Program", including moving costs, surgeries and identification changes. Those anonymous 'winners' are actually former witnesses in major underworld crime figure court trials. I knew it all along!! (smile...)

To Quote Rd,

"Lol.. You're nuts,  

I like that"   

Me too!!  You're cool nuts, Sully! LoL...LOL..

Last time I quoted Rd. I got a bill in my email for using his quote !!!

Yeah, and as I check my records, I see you haven't paid yet.

You should have taken the buy one quote get one free deal (Just pay extra shipping and handling).