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Let's face it, we've tried everything else, quick picks, using a dart board, family's birth dates, lottery "systems", and still we are continuously frustrated with our mostly losing streak's.              

Would you consider employing the assistance of a specially trained chimp to personally pick your PB, MM's, Pick 4's???

Their brains are wired slightly different than ours, and that could be all the advantage you need to bring down those allusive lotteries.   

Monkey's have piloted rocket's in space, communicate effectively with humans and have performed complex intelligence tasks.   

It seems only the next logical step, to have them trained to pick our numbers from specially designed betting slips that they could easily check off.

Once they understood the concepts of how many numbers to chose, then we just sit back and follow their prediction results. From a logistical standpoint we would need to breed large numbers of these clever chimps, and then they could be sent off or employed at various lottery retailers throughout the country, or even mailed to our personal homes via the USPS.   

I for one would consider letting one of these gifted lotto chimps pick my numbers, nothin' to lose.........and maybe $$$Millions to gain.

If the little guy picked those right numbers for me, a lifetime supply of bananas is on it's way to ol' chimpy!   

Why not? They write our laws.

How true.....and run our government as well.     

and they even made a movie

wow another racist. stop wasting your money and and dreaming an impossible dream and get a job.LOSER!

I don't need to................already have 15 people working for me.   

Dream on kyok.   

15 leprechans? u know. little wee lads.

That's no blarney kyok.   

Why not, I trained the dog to water the garden, serious, she drags to hose around and waters the garden. Love that dog.

Amazing!!! Wonder if I could train my cat to water my lawn as well? 

There was a monkey or gorilla at the Dallas zoo that consistently did beter picking stocks than some hot-shot brokers did, beat them year after year.

Yeah, I remember that gorilla, I picked some of his  stock recommendations for both Microsoft and Google........made a killing!   

LOL, this is hilarious especially chimps being mailed via the USPS, haha. Really though, this idea is CLEVER! Hire a chimp to pick the numbers and become a Jackpot winner. I think it's possible. On Wed. I'll go to the Bronx Zoo and go in the chimp area with a powerball slip. Whatever numbers the chimp points to will be the numbers that win! 

Todd get ready to write an amazing story on Thu. morning. xD

I can picture the title now: $40 million jackpot won by chimp in Bronx Zoo, chimp has babies, etc. LOL

Excellent entrepreneurial idea on your part New York! If you should happen to win $$BIG$$, I desire no part of your Millions, just give me a shout out, maybe I could appear on a late night gig, with "Conan" that would be awesome! Thanks in advance dude!   

TIP?, maybe bring along a Megamillions slip as well, lightening can strike twice.