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Eastern Time (GMT-5:00) | Just for fun: Create tabloid headlines re: record jackpotZeta Reticuli Star System United States Member #30849 January 17, 2006 8000 Posts Offline | | Posted: March 30, 2012, 3:50 pm - IP Logged | |
Just for fun let's make up some tabloid headlines regarding this record jackpot. Here's a couple: All combinations played, still no winner. 
Someone from Nevada wins jackpot, says they are from Area 51 and vanishes in the middle of press conference! 
When all states allow winners to remain anonymous some clod will want a press conference. | | |
United States Member #124626 March 16, 2012 1428 Posts Offline | | Posted: March 30, 2012, 3:55 pm - IP Logged | |
Someone from Illinois wins. Chicago "millionaire" drinks away his ticket: As 'bond' for his drinking tab, one young buck put up his WINNING-unsigned ticket up as collateral' - now claims cannot remember which bar he was at. | | |
The Quantum Master West Concord, MN United States Member #21 December 7, 2001 2664 Posts Offline | | Posted: March 30, 2012, 4:00 pm - IP Logged | |
Government out of cash, Jackpot winner paid in Buttons. Presented 'AS IS' and for Entertainment Purposes Only.
Any gain or loss is your responsibility.
Use at your own risk.
Order is a Subset of Chaos.
Knowledge is Beyond Belief.
Wisdom is Not Censored.
The Name Anagram
name - Douglas Paul Smallish
amen - US God plus Islam Allah
mean - Jehocifer
JADE Quintrains
JADE at planet.infowars.com
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United States Member #719 September 18, 2002 51 Posts Offline | | Posted: March 30, 2012, 4:07 pm - IP Logged | |
1 day before ticket expires, person wins in Michigan steps forward to claim jackpot. Had to save money for gas! Says, 'Thanks BHO!'. | | |
United States Member #124626 March 16, 2012 1428 Posts Offline | | Posted: March 30, 2012, 4:09 pm - IP Logged | |
Government out of cash, Jackpot winner paid in Buttons. LOLOL | | |
United States Member #719 September 18, 2002 51 Posts Offline | | Posted: March 30, 2012, 4:09 pm - IP Logged | |
MM Winner forecloses on White House!
Proclaims, 'Poetic Justice!'. | | |
The Quantum Master West Concord, MN United States Member #21 December 7, 2001 2664 Posts Offline | | Posted: March 30, 2012, 4:15 pm - IP Logged | |
Guy vomits in terror on a bet after eating the winning lottery ticket. Presented 'AS IS' and for Entertainment Purposes Only.
Any gain or loss is your responsibility.
Use at your own risk.
Order is a Subset of Chaos.
Knowledge is Beyond Belief.
Wisdom is Not Censored.
The Name Anagram
name - Douglas Paul Smallish
amen - US God plus Islam Allah
mean - Jehocifer
JADE Quintrains
JADE at planet.infowars.com
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NY United States Member #24178 October 16, 2005 2535 Posts Offline | | Posted: March 30, 2012, 4:20 pm - IP Logged | |
Shady Lawyer Representing Group From Belize Refuses to Identify Ticket Owner, Waives Prize. | | |
texas United States Member #2366 September 15, 2003 152 Posts Offline | | Posted: March 30, 2012, 4:28 pm - IP Logged | |
man quits job loses ticket... ex boss finds ticket becomes rich... | | |
The Quantum Master West Concord, MN United States Member #21 December 7, 2001 2664 Posts Offline | | Posted: March 30, 2012, 4:36 pm - IP Logged | |
Con-Man Scams Himself out of Lottery Winnings. Presented 'AS IS' and for Entertainment Purposes Only.
Any gain or loss is your responsibility.
Use at your own risk.
Order is a Subset of Chaos.
Knowledge is Beyond Belief.
Wisdom is Not Censored.
The Name Anagram
name - Douglas Paul Smallish
amen - US God plus Islam Allah
mean - Jehocifer
JADE Quintrains
JADE at planet.infowars.com
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Florida United States Member #78340 August 1, 2009 2498 Posts Offline | | Posted: March 30, 2012, 5:24 pm - IP Logged | |
Florida resident made off with money like Bernie or Florida resident hijacks the $640 million jackpot. I drove to Georgia to buy tickets because we don't have Mega Millions. Boycott MUSL and support your state lottery! | | |
North Carolina United States Member #65081 September 1, 2008 302 Posts Offline | | Posted: March 30, 2012, 5:50 pm - IP Logged | |
Congress wins MM in pool; claims anonymously. "Don't be a schmuck, always take the cash." -Coin Toss | | |
egg harbor twp.south jersey shore United States Member #112990 June 29, 2011 2530 Posts Offline | | Posted: March 30, 2012, 5:58 pm - IP Logged | |
oboma's chief of staff wins MM,uses $ to pay off Mitt,Newt & Rick to dropout, Ron paul tells em, "stick where the sun don't shine i'am 76" LOL Extraordinary Popular Delusions & the Madness of Crowds -- Charles Mackay LL.D. | | |
Kentucky United States Member #35485 March 12, 2006 7598 Posts Offline | | Posted: March 30, 2012, 7:10 pm - IP Logged | |
Just for fun let's make up some tabloid headlines regarding this record jackpot. Here's a couple: All combinations played, still no winner.
Someone from Nevada wins jackpot, says they are from Area 51 and vanishes in the middle of press conference!
   
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Kentucky United States Member #35485 March 12, 2006 7598 Posts Offline | | Posted: March 30, 2012, 7:39 pm - IP Logged | |
All Of Those Posts Above Were Really Funny  | | |
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