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Yesterday, 10:15 pmA Heart Surgeon...
Because of his stupidity and clumsiness, his teacher was always yelling
at him, "You're driving me crazy, Tyrone."
One day Tyrone's mama came to school to check on how he was doing.
The teacher told his mama honestly, that her son was simply a disaster,
getting very low marks, and that she had never seen such a stupid boy in
her entire teaching career.
The mom was so shocked at the feedback that she withdrew her son from
school and moved out of Detroit, relocating to Cleveland.
25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an almost incurable
cardiac disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have open heart
surgery, which only one surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform.
Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation,
which was successful.
When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome young
doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk.
Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him
something but quickly died.
The doctor was shocked, wondering what went wrong so suddenly. Then he
turned around and saw our friend Tyrone, a janitor in the Clinic, who had
unplugged the life-support equipment in order to connect his vacuum
If you thought Tyrone had become a heart-surgeon, there is a high
likelihood that you voted for Obama.
June 27, 2015, 9:26 pmMiss Kitty's prs. wk 6-28
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June 25, 2015, 10:36 pmMLK's Niece...
MLK's Niece Pens Devastating Open Letter To Baltimore Mayor
6/25/2015, 9:02:37 PM � by SoFloFreeper � 16 replies
Western Journalism ^ | 4/30/15 | B. Christopher Agee
In response to widespread rioting and violence that brought the city to a standstill in recent days, activist Alveda King took Baltimore Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake to task for seemingly endorsing the mob's destructive behavior. "Your invitation to 'give space for those who want to destroy' is unbelievable," King wrote. "This interpretation of rights to free speech is dangerous Ma'am."
June 24, 2015, 5:49 pmGolf Game...
The Pope met with his Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Benjamin Netanyahu, the leader of Israel.
"Your Holiness," said one of his Cardinals, Mr. Netanyahu wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Jewish and Catholic faiths."
The Pope thought this was a good idea, but he had never held a golf club in his hand. "Don't we have a Cardinal to represent me?" he asked.
"None that plays very well," a Cardinal replied. "But," he added, "There is a man named Jack Nicklaus, an American golfer who is a devout Catholic. We can offer to make him a Cardinal and then ask him to play Mr. Netanyahu as your personal representative. In addition to showing our spirit of cooperation, we'll also win the match."
Everyone agreed it was a good idea and the call was made. Of course, Nicklaus was honored to be made a Cardinal and agreed to play.
The day after the match, Cardinal Nicklaus reported to the Vatican to inform the Pope of the result. "I have some good news and some bad news, your Holiness," said the golfer.
"Tell me the good news first, Cardinal Nicklaus," said the Pope.
"Well, your Holiness, I don't like to brag. Even though I've played some pretty terrific rounds of golf in my life, this was the best I have ever played, by far. I must have been inspired from above. My drives were long and true, my irons were accurate and purposeful, and my putting was perfect. I played like I was 30 years old
again. With all due respect, my play was truly miraculous."
"And what's the bad news?" the Pope asked.
Nicklaus sighed, "I lost to Rabbi Phil Mickelson.
June 23, 2015, 9:19 pmConfederate Flag...
Confederate History - Dispelling The Myths
MYTH - The Confederate Battle Flag was flown on slave ships. FACT - NONE of the flags of the Confederacy or Southern Nation ever flew over a slave ship.
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June 12, 2015, 10:16 pmWhere's Sharpton??
Balti-Murder: 16 Year-Old Black Girl Raped, Strangled, Set on Fire by Black Gang Members
June 12, 2015 by Kristinn Taylor Leave a Comment
Arnesha Bowers WBAL
Arnesha Bowers, image via WBAL-TV.
Adonay Dixon John Childs Fox 45
John Childs on left, Adonay Dixon on right, image via WBFF-TV.
It was just a few weeks ago when Black gangs were being praised by clergy and authorities in Baltimore for doing a better job than police of keeping the peace in the wake of the Freddie Gray riots.
Since then the murder rate has skyrocketed as criminals have free rein in Baltimore as police, in response to being demonized by elected officials and the community, have held back from aggressively enforcing the law.
Last Sunday morning, two reputed members of the Black gang the Bloods horrifically raped and murdered a sixteen year-old Black girl in the basement of her grandmother's home, then set her body on fire, according to Baltimore police.
Baltimore City College high school junior Arnesha Bowers was targeted by two young men she thought were her friends, twenty-three year-old Adonay Dixon and twenty-year-old John Childs, because they thought her grandmother, whom she lived with, had money.
Bowers was picked up by her grandm
June 8, 2015, 11:09 pmPimp Sharpton...
At a Hartford, Connecticut rally supposedly called to protest five homicides of young people in the city over the past two weeks � four of them shootings � Rev. Al Sharpton was challenged Saturday by a black pastor for asking every preacher present to donate $100 to Sharpton's civil rights organization, National Action Network (NAN).
Pastor Marcus Mosiah Jarvis of Christ the Cornerstone Praise and Western Tabernacle, however, shouted at Sharpton as he strode down the center aisle of the crowded church, "How dare you ask the people of Hartford to give you their money! You're nothing but a pimp!"
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June 3, 2015, 11:15 pmHillary...
Joe Krozac � 7 hours ago
I'm still waiting for someone to explain just what exactly Mrs. Clinton has accomplished in her long career of (*har har) 'public service'.
She is an unmitigated liar, she is corrupt, she is (like her amoral degenerate spouse) a sociopath.
In 1974 she was a young 27 year old staff attorney for the House Judiciary Committee during the Watergate Investigation of Richard Nixon. Her supervisor, a life long Democrat attorney by the name of Jeffrey Zeifman fired her from that Committee. Why? Here is what Zeifman said in a subsequent interview: "Because she was a liar. She was an unethical, dishonest lawyer, she conspired to violate the Constitution, the rules of the House, the rules of the Committee, and the rules of confidentiality."
41 years later, not much has changed.
You can't spell "H I L L A R Y" without the letters "L I A R".
June 2, 2015, 6:58 pmCoffee with Jesus...
A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"
The waitress nodded "yes!" So, the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?"
The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."
The third patron to come into the restaurant, was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light!" He too looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?"
The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly so everyone in the restaurant could hear.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up and began to praise the Lord.
Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, he raised his hands and he, too, began to praise the Lord.
Then, Jesus walked, with a huge smile on his face, towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me....... I'm on disability."
For Those Who Understand, no explanation is necessary.
For Those Who Do Not Understand, no explanation is possible.
May 31, 2015, 11:58 pmBaltimore...
Homicide Count for May in Baltimore Rises to 43
5/31/2015, 8:08:13 PM � by Red in Blue PA � 48 replies
Three fatal shootings in Baltimore on Sunday bring May's homicide count to 43, making it the most violent month in more than 40 years. Police say two men were fatally shot in the head about 1 a.m. About 11 a.m., a man was fatally shot in the back.
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May 30, 2015, 1:43 pmObama...
Blame It on Global Cooling? Obama Has Lowest Average 1stQ GDP Growth of Any President on Record