Drugs & Old Age
Mick Jagger is 76.
Keith Richards is 75.
Roger Daltrey is 75.
Ozzy Osbourne is 71.
Robert Plant is 71.
Alice Cooper is 71.
Steven Tyler is 71.
Joe Perry is 69.
Rappers are obviously doing the wrong drugs.
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Mick Jagger is 76.
Keith Richards is 75.
Roger Daltrey is 75.
Ozzy Osbourne is 71.
Robert Plant is 71.
Alice Cooper is 71.
Steven Tyler is 71.
Joe Perry is 69.
Rappers are obviously doing the wrong drugs.
Darwin Award Winner of the Year!
Just getting a few bags of petrol.
— Darwin Award 🔞 (@AwardsDarwin) December 12, 2019
(🎥 via @Dumbsheat) pic.twitter.com/cT0qdYvIHp
Wow, this is a big surprise. I figured she would have voted for Epstein's jail guard.
I couldn't think of a better Person of the Year than @GretaThunberg. I am grateful for all she's done to raise awareness of the climate crisis and her willingness to tell hard, motivating truths.
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) December 11, 2019
As she said today: "Change is coming, whether you like it or not." #gutsywomen pic.twitter.com/ltCoo9NbS2
How dare YOU, Greta...for reinforcing the stereotype that white people can't dance!
When you just won the guinness world record award for most school abscences pic.twitter.com/XcSLzOU0Jr
— Kyle Kashuv (@KyleKashuv) December 9, 2019
Yes or Noooooooo! pic.twitter.com/4MK0jqjuYR
— Darwin Award ?? (@AwardsDarwin) December 9, 2019
I like this Swedish teen much better: Izabella Nilsson Jarvandi
Everyone knows Greta Thunberg, but no one knows Izabella Nilsson Jarvandi. She is also 16 y.o.& from Sweden. She protests against globalism, LGBT propaganda, advocates for the protection of trad family values&for the fight against irregular migrants. pic.twitter.com/s4mmGOXoxx
— Anastasia (@Faily_) December 2, 2019
At being creepy. Seriously, what the hell was he doing? Is there a single straight man in the entire Democrat party?
I’m not sure who is more creepy…
— Andrew Pollack (@AndrewPollackFL) December 5, 2019
Joe Biden or Andrew Yang?
Is this what Yang is going to make every American do to get there $1,000?
Creep! pic.twitter.com/cRk0LQxgoE
This reminds me of the jokers who would go to the Heathrow customer service desk and ask them to page people arriving on recent flights. I'd link to a video, but some of the names are vulgar when sounded out. (but hilarious) They were a step up from the phone practical jokes in my day "Do you have Walter Raleigh in a can?" or "Is your refrigerator running?"
None were as hilarious as this one.
Okay.. now this is funny. 🤣 pic.twitter.com/R0ckJMYl5Q
— Ryan Fournier (@RyanAFournier) December 5, 2019
Mountain Lion:
— TheBryMan™? (@thebryman530) November 30, 2019
Think imma go get something to eat...
...Nature is savage af ?? pic.twitter.com/evQ2cohvpZ
The animation is obviously a fake situation, but those are Biden's actual words.
I simply cannot understand why he has any supporters; it's like he's TRYING to run them off. Come to think about it, that might be his plan after all....use his campaign war chest as a retirement fund.
I love you, Internet. pic.twitter.com/AguAcU1AjM
— Dave Rubin (@RubinReport) December 2, 2019
"Hold My Beer" is the name of the Twitter account that has a lot of "hold my beer" videos, but this is one of the most amazing ones I've ever seen.
Hold my beer while I jump this dune. pic.twitter.com/rqvgBqUuer
— Hold My Beer (@holdmyale) December 2, 2019
“Fool me once - shame on you. Fool me twice - shame on me.” pic.twitter.com/YAsy7RbLo0
— Rex Chapman???? (@RexChapman) November 10, 2019
Yesterday when people were wishing everyone a Happy Thanksgiving and listing what they were thankful for, I couldn't disagree with most of the answers; thankful for family and friends, good health,etc and all I could add was being thankful for being warm and well-fed. I nearly forgot one of the most important things I am thankful for:
That Hillary is not President.
I've gone to dozens of county fairs, been smack dab in the middle of a half dozen tornadoes, went through a couple of blowouts on drilling rigs but I ain't never seen any **** like this.
Just in case anyone doesn't know what the Perineum is...well, in layman's language, it's called the "taint".
We're doomed, I tell ya...doomed. I hope they're at least using some sun screen.
'Perineum sunning' is latest insanity wellness influencers swear by https://t.co/AiHa6jxKeH pic.twitter.com/jkrxA9X5Vi
— New York Post (@nypost) November 26, 2019