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April 27, 2016, 7:53 pmWhy people remain in the lunatic asylum

"One reason people remain inside the lunatic asylum is because
they cannot understand mental crime, which is invisible. They can
only understand visible crimes like murder and robbery. But for
every crime observable with physical sight there are ten thousand
mental crimes which remain unseen by spiritually asleep human
beings. This includes intimidating people with cruel threats, mis-
leading others with false information, taking advantage of human
weakness for personal profit. It also includes the invisible crime
of constant self-deception by which an individual keeps himself in
mental chains. All of this is part of the lunatic asylum."

                        SOLVED The Mystery of Life, p. 37

                       by Vernon Howard

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April 24, 2016, 11:49 pmWish these would be asked

The game shows they call "debates" should, but never will, ask these questions.
 
Moderator: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Let's start the first question with you Mrs. Clinton.
“When you left the White House after your husbands last term as president, why did you steal $200,000.00 worth of furniture, china, and artwork that you were forced to return?

Mrs. Clinton, when you were Secretary of State, why did you solicit contributions from foreign governments for the Clinton foundation after you promised President Obama you would not?

Mrs. Clinton, why do you and your husband  claim to contribute millions of dollars to charity for a tax write off when it goes to your family foundation that gives out less than 15% of the funds you collect and you use the balance to support yourself tax free?

Mrs. Clinton, why are you unable to account for 6 billion dollars of State department  funds that seem to have disappeared while you were Secretary of State?

Mrs. Clinton, why did you say you were broke when you left the White House, but you purchased a 2 million home, built an addition for the secret service, and charge the tax payers of the United States rent in an amount of the entire mortgage?   And Mrs. Clinton, how is it that your daughter, Chelsea, can afford to buy a $10.5 million apartment in New York City shortly after you left the White House?  And speaking of Chelsea, how is it that her first paying job, in her late 20's, was for more than the President of the United States’ salary? Was there a quid pro quo of any sort involved?? 

Mrs. Clinton why did you lie to the American people about the terrorist attack in Benghazi but managed to tell the truth to your daughter the same night it happened?

Mrs. Clinton why did you lose your law license? 

Why did your husband lose his? 

Mrs. Clinton, what Really happened to Ron Brown when he was about to testify against you and your husband?

Mrs. Clinton what really happened to Vince Foster ? 
 
Take your time to respond Mrs. Clinton.
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March 31, 2016, 12:49 amBIENVENIDO: Cubans handed cash and more at US border

BIENVENIDO: Cubans handed cash, Social Security card, food stamps, Medicaid at U.S. border. http://tiny.iavian.net/9mba

And we have Vets dieing while waiting for a VA appointment - speaks volumes about the current administration.

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March 21, 2016, 12:32 amTexting during the Pledge of Allegiance

TEXTING.DURING THE PLEDGE Of ALLEGIANCE ~ Her bitterness towards our country cannot be hidden.

 The, without a doubt, worst 1st Lady in history.

Last Edited: March 21, 2016, 12:33 am

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March 20, 2016, 11:38 pmFor the people?

If you are currently enrolled in Social Security, or are about to become eligible, please pay close attention to the following message.

By May 1, 2016, Congress will officially end a series of Social Security's most lucrative benefits.

This will cause an estimated $11.41 billion to effectively disappear.

It is a historic amount of money.

https://purchases.moneymappress.com/MMRSS499RRTMC2/PMMRS326/index.htm?pageNumber=2&iris=481092&popup=no&ad=zb1-nlm1sssd-wndw

(Lengthy, worth reading)

 

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Meanwhile, Obama, who is on his last term, wants to increase the money paid to former presidents.

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March 18, 2016, 12:50 amSave the date!

SAVE THE DATE!

Democrat Convention Schedule

Monday,  July 25, 2016

11:15 A

 

Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention

Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

1:30 PM

 

Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants.

3:15 PM

 

Address on "Being the Real You"

Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and

Caitlyn Jenner

4:30 PM

 

"How to Bank $200 Million as a public Servant and claim to be dead broke”

Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM

 

How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!

A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

5:00 PM

 

Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Bergdahl

for serving with Honor and Distinction

National Security Advisor Susan Rice

5:30 PM

 

Invitation-only Autograph Session Souvenir photographs of

Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia

6:30 PM

 

General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology

"Alternative Shoppers" instead of “Looters"

7:30 PM

 

Breakout session with Bill Clinton for women on avoiding the upcoming draft

8:30 PM

 

The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting General vote on re-branding

"Muslim Terrorism" as "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"

9:00 PM

 

"Liberal Bias in Media“ How we can make it work for you!

Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS,

the Washington Post and the New York Times

with Guest Speaker, Brian Williams

9:15 PM

 

Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO

Michael Moore

9:45 PM

 

Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs"

Hillary Clinton

11:00 PM

 

Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal

Email Server While Serving in A

Cabinet Post and How to Pretend

It's No Big Deal"

Hosted by Hillary Clinton

11:30 PM

 

Official Nomination of Hillary

Bill Maher and Chris Matthews

Last Edited: March 18, 2016, 1:00 am

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March 11, 2016, 9:17 pmMuslims in France

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March 10, 2016, 3:08 pmThe Will

The Will
   
Doug is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.
   
     His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.
   
     He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record
     his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:
 
         My son, "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."
         My daughter "Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end."
         My son, "Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre."
         "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river."
   
    The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings,
     and as Doug slips away, the nurse says, "your husband must have been such a
     hard-working man to have accumulated all this property".
   
The wife replies,
The idiot had a paper route.

Last Edited: March 10, 2016, 3:10 pm

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March 9, 2016, 12:29 amTerry Sawchuk - Red Wings G 1949-1955

Sully, this one's for you (in case you haven't ever seen it)

Last Edited: March 9, 2016, 12:34 am

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March 5, 2016, 12:15 amSo God made a liberal

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February 29, 2016, 11:20 pmThe Irish! Utmost in Caring and Compassion

The Irish!  The Utmost In Caring And Compassion
Shortly after take-off on an outbound evening
Air Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston, the lead flight

attendant nervously made the following painful

 announcement in her lovely Irish brogue: “Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm so very   sorry,  but it appears that   there has been a terrible mix-up
by our catering service. I don't know how    this has happened, but we
have 103 passengers on board, and unfortunately, we received only 40 dinner

 meals   I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience.”
 
 When the muttering of the passengers had died down, she continued, 
 Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat
 will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5  hour flight.”

 Her next announcement came about 2 hours later:
 "If anyone is hungry, we still have 40 dinners available.”

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February 29, 2016, 10:24 amPrayer for 2016

Dear Beloved God in Heaven,


Please give us a president who loves this country and for everything it stands. .

Please give us a president who respects you as the one true God.

Please give us a president who will, with your help, restore this nation to its former glory,

the way you created her.


Please help us to respect what you have given to us and not to take anything for granted ever again.

Please God, weaken the evil and strengthen the good, both within and without. May our eyes be opened.
In Jesus' name,


Amen

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February 27, 2016, 9:51 amWomen's Seminar

I LOVE YOU, SWEETHEART


 
A group of women were at a seminar on how to live
in a loving relationship with their husbands.
The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"
All the women raised their hands.
Then they were asked, "When was the last time
you told your husband you loved him?"
Some women answered today, a few yesterday and
some couldn't remember.
The women were then told to take out their cell phones and
text their husband: "I LOVE YOU, SWEETHEART."
Next the women were instructed to exchange phones
with another woman and read aloud the text message
she received in response to her message.

 
Below are 12 hilarious replies.
If you have been married for quite a while,
you understand that these replies are a sign of true love....
who else would reply in such a succinct and honest way?

 
1. WHO THE HELL IS THIS?
2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's wrong?
4. What now? Did you wreck the car again?
5. I don't understand what you mean?
6. What the hell did you do now?
8. Don't beat about the bush; just tell me how much you need?
9. Am I dreaming?
10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.
12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?

 
Kinda tugs at the heart, doesn't it?!

Last Edited: February 27, 2016, 9:51 am

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February 26, 2016, 6:07 pmWhy did the cows go back to the marjuana field?

The pot called the cattle back.

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February 24, 2016, 12:35 amHow sharp is this guy?

Saw a guy in traffic today driving a BMW with a Bernie Sanders 2016 bumper sticker!

Bang Head

I wonder if his boy Bernie wins if he'll be driving a Smart car.

Green laugh

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