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Yesterday, 7:19 pmKing's Meteorologist:
Once upon a time in a land far, far away there was a king who wanted to go fishing.
He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours.
The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days.
So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen. On the way he met a farmer on his donkey. Upon seeing the king the farmer said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace at once because in just a short time I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area".
The king was polite and considerate, he replied: "I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an extensively educated and experienced professional. Besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him and I will continue on my way." So he continued on his way.
However, a short time later a torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked and their entourage chuckled upon seeing them in such a shameful condition.
Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the weatherman at once!
Then he summoned the farmer and offered him the prestigious and high paying role of royal forecaster.
The farmer said, "Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey's ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain."
So the king hired the donkey.
And so began the practice of hiring asses to work in the government and occupy its highest and most influential positions.
October 8, 2015, 8:41 pmStudy government workers make 78% more than private sector.
This is what I have been writing about for years, the study refers to the govt. as some form of industry.................an industry that produces nothing other than crap, regulations, and obstructions for the US citizen to steal cititzen's money and for pay their GD govt. pensions and bennies..................get out the PITCHFORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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September 13, 2015, 10:16 pmTroll Predictability. Case study 09/13/15.
Case study 09/13/15.
I believe the lil’* (fill in chosen name for e.g. “lil’* sparky”) species troll is the most predictable type of troll since trolls have been on the internet. Unfortunately, this lil’* species troll has chosen LP as its host, and the people of LP are at their wits end as to why this parasitic troll hasn’t been excised from the LP web site.
This particular lil’* troll is most likely an anti-social/Caucasian libtard/frustrated (gender confused) millennial that has created an angry, easily agitated, bigoted online persona that it is beyond repulsive . This lil’* troll has no manners, dialog, honesty, substance, honor , technical ability, or humility for that matter. It is so predictable, hate filled, and angry very clearly proved in comments #’s 1, 4, 6, 8, and 9. It is a fool troll that once again did what I told it to do, like Pavlov’s dog, the Pavlovian troll response. It can’t help itself, it has a defective belief system, it actually believes humans give a sh1t that it gets the last word, it can’t help itself.
It also likes to hammer the keyboard because it thinks somehow it is teaching the human race some kind of lesson…. notice the double post within 4 minutes..Comments #8,9 Impatience….or did it’s momma switch to DSL???
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September 12, 2015, 10:09 pmClean and wiped servers.
Being in IT for so long.........since the days of punch cards........cobal fortran pascal concurrent DOS to today I am still surprised how little people know about the devices that they revolve their lives around every day........hilly's class of users are the most dangerous, lots of money, desire for tech, and no stinking idea how it works so they rely on people that "sound" tech savvy. Burn baby burn.
September 11, 2015, 9:06 pmMessage from above?? WDYT?? Crane collapse @ Meccah.
Storm caused it? They should get the msg.?
Whoa! Too big? Too evil?? Lighten up??
September 5, 2015, 11:36 pmKitty don't care.
That is why they call it puppy love?
September 4, 2015, 9:53 pmLabor day weekend labor numbers.
September 3, 2015, 8:45 amHacker has hilly klintock's sent folder, $500k it's yours.
The incompetent, stupid, useless, treasonous, criminal, demoncRAT candidate needs to just go away. The demoncRATS have not a single candidate worth a RATS a$$. demoncRAT leftists have nothing to offer other than division, hate, anger, racism, and global warming..........the leftists should be put out to pasture once and for all.
August 31, 2015, 9:38 pmAre they qualified? Was barry qualified??
It is disgusting to see the talking heads discuss whether or not the non politicos running for prezzy are qualified for office.... the king, hilly, any of the past few progressives were not qualified to be dog catchers so STFU talking heads.
barry didn't know or run sh1t before he became king.
hilly has lived off the backs of tax payers since leaving high school, hilly has left a trail of sh1t behind her for the past 40 years.
bush was a fortunate son
billy bones was a politician never ran a business or sh1t either.
Now do you understand why we are in debt $19 trillion????
August 30, 2015, 4:07 pmPC explained by Colin Quinn...in under 2 minutes!
August 28, 2015, 12:06 amBoehner needs to retire.
What is wrong with johnny?????????? Is he looking in the mirror or did he empty another bottle of Johnnie Walker????
August 27, 2015, 9:23 pmQuotes w/no memes, 30 of them.
1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man
is a shame, two is a law firm,
and three or more is a congress.
-- John Adams
2. If you don't read the newspaper
you are uninformed, if you do
read the newspaper you are
misinformed. -- Mark Twain
3. Suppose you were an idiot. And
suppose you were a member of
Congress. But then I repeat
myself. -- Mark Twain
4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a
man standing in a bucket and
trying to lift himself up by the
handle. --Winston Churchill
5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul. -- George
6. A liberal is someone who feels a
great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. -- G. Gordon
7. Democracy must be something
more than two wolves and a sheep
voting on what to have for dinner. --James Bovard, Civil
8. Foreign aid might be defined as a
transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
-- Douglas Case,
Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University .
9. Giving money and power to
government is like giving whiskey
and car keys to teenage boys.
-- P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian
10. Government is the great fiction,
through which everybody
endeavors to live at the expense
of everybody else. -- Frederic
Bastiat , French economist(1801-1850)
11. Government's view of the
economy could be summed up
in a few short phrases: If it
moves, tax it. If it keeps
moving, regulate it. And if it
stops moving, subsidize it.
--Ronald Reagan (1986)
12. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the
facts. -- Will Rogers
13. If you think health care is
expensive now, wait until you
see what it costs when it's free!
-- P. J. O'Rourke
14. In general, the art of government
consists of taking as much
money as possible from one
party of the citizens to give to
the other. --Voltaire (1764)
15. Just because you do not take an
interest in politics doesn't mean
politics won't take an interest
in you! -- Pericles (430 B.C.)
16. No man's life, liberty, or
property is safe while the
legislature is in session.
-- Mark Twain (1866)
17. Talk is cheap, except when
Congress does it. -- Anonymous
18. The government is like a baby's
alimentary canal, with a happy
appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan
19. The inherent vice of capitalism is
the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. -- Winston Churchill
20. The only difference between a
tax man and a taxidermist is that
the taxidermist leaves the skin.
-- Mark Twain
21. The ultimate result of shielding
men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
-- Herbert Spencer, English
22. There is no distinctly Native
American criminal class, save
Congress. -- Mark Twain
23. What this country needs are
more unemployed politicians
24. A government big enough to give you everything you want, is
strong enough to take everything
you have. -- Thomas Jefferson
25. We hang the petty thieves and
appoint the great ones to public
office. -- Aesop
FIVE BEST SENTENCES
by Adrian Pierce Rogers
1. You cannot legislate the poor into
prosperity, by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without
working for, another person must
work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to
anybody anything that the
government does not first take
from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by
5. When half of the people get the
idea that they do not have to work, because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work, because somebody else going to get what they work for, that is the
beginning of the end of any nation!
August 26, 2015, 9:56 amBalls.
YOU HAVE TO READ THIS TWO TIMES...........
- The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
- The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
- The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
- The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
- The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
- The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.
THE amazing facts are:
The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become. There must be a boat load of people in Washington D.C. playing marbles.
August 25, 2015, 10:15 pmDonald's popularity explained.
Mark Levin explained Donald Trump earlier... succinctly and perfectly.........the repubic establishment (w/ beahner mcdonalds no balls, lying repubics) created Donald Trump.
Levin is spot on. If the repubics had done what they promised............