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Yesterday, 8:11 pmI get some good e-mails.

This one makes leftist demoncRAT heads explode.

THE NIGHT WATCHMAN


Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.


 

Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night."

So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.


 

Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?"


 

So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.


 

Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?"


 

So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One was to do the studies and one was to write the reports.


 

Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?"


 

So they created two positions: a time keeper and a payroll officer then hired two people.


 

Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"


 

So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.


 

Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $918,000 over budget, we must cut back."


 

So they laid-off the night watchman.


 

NOW slowly, let it sink in.


 

Quietly, we go like sheep to slaughter. Does anybody remember the reason given for the establishment of the DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY during the Carter administration?


 

Anybody?


 

Anything?


 

No?


 

Didn't think so!


 

Bottom line is, we've spent several hundred billion dollars in support of an agency, the reason for which very few people who read this can remember!


 

Ready??


 

It was very simple... and at the time, everybody thought it very appropriate.

The Department of Energy was instituted on 8/04/1977, TO LESSEN OUR DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN OIL.


 

Hey, pretty efficient, huh???


 

AND NOW IT'S 2015 -- 38 YEARS LATER -- AND THE BUDGET FOR THIS "NECESSARY" DEPARTMENT IS AT $24.2 BILLION A YEAR. IT HAS 16,000 FEDERAL EMPLOYEES AND APPROXIMATELY 100,000 CONTRACT EMPLOYEES; AND LOOK AT THE JOB IT HAS DONE!


 

(THIS IS WHERE YOU SLAP YOUR FOREHEAD AND SAY, "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?")
38 years ago 30% of our oil consumption was foreign imports. Today 70% of our oil consumption is foreign imports.


 

Ah, yes -- good old Federal bureaucracy.


 

NOW, WE HAVE TURNED OVER THE BANKING SYSTEM, HEALTH CARE, AND THE AUTO INDUSTRY TO THE SAME GOVERNMENT?


 

Hello!! Anybody Home?

See Ya!


 

Signed....The Night Watchman

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Yesterday, 11:12 amOnly the stupid would pay for either one of them.

A lot of stupid and ignorant people in this once great country.

From the Washington Compost:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/a-college-balks-at-hillary-clintons-fee-so-books-chelsea-for-65000-instead/2015/06/29/b1918e42-1e78-11e5-84d5-eb37ee8eaa61_story.html

I'm dam sad for the continuing deception being perpetrated by the corrupt sh1tstream media.

Puke

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June 27, 2015, 9:49 amNow we're talking! Trump don't play games.

Right on!

http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2015/06/donald-trump-bans-univision-staff-from-his-miami-golf-209570.html

US FlagUnivision is just another leftist POS wing of the demoncRATS,  they continually lie and mislead the latinos.

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June 14, 2015, 2:26 pmYou've got to be kidding.

This criminal wants to be GOTUS,  and she is a criminal and should be in jail. This country is in need of help. HELP!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2015/06/hillary-clinton-grandmother-in-chief-118978.html#.VX3GWFIfZqA

Puke

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June 9, 2015, 11:32 pmG.W. Bush was correct.

http://www.weeklystandard.com/articles/george-w-bush-was-right_964919.html

Of course he was....... all you have to do is look at the *HCOPDITME number when he was prezzy compared to barry's HCOPDITME.  That number is much higher since barry & val took office.

below is a link for the idiot troll population,  this is all on barry & val's hands,  barry and val are going to get the pineapple, trust me they are going to get the pineapples,  for letting these animals carry on this murder.

  • HCOPDITME = heads cutoff per day in the middle east.

Warning "GRAPHIC"

http://www.barenakedislam.com/category/beheadings-graphic

Last Edited: June 9, 2015, 11:58 pm

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June 3, 2015, 1:50 pmCats that look like hitler!

They are known as kitlers! Be careful there may be one living with you.

http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl

LOLSeig meow!

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May 30, 2015, 7:59 amNo lipstick can fix this pig.

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May 19, 2015, 8:02 amPin point the problem

See if you can get the "point" of this email.

 

We Can't seem to Pin Point The Problem

The Shoe Bomber was a Muslim
The Beltway Snipers were Muslims
The Fort Hood Shooter was a Muslim
The underwear Bomber was a Muslim
The U.S.S. Cole Bombers were Muslims
The Madrid Train Bombers were Muslims
The Bali Nightclub Bombers were Muslims
The London Subway Bombers were Muslims
The Moscow Theater Attackers were Muslims
The Boston Marathon Bombers were Muslims
The Pan-Am flight #93 Bombers were Muslims
The Air France Entebbe Hijackers were Muslims
The Iranian Embassy Takeover, was by Muslims
The Beirut U.S. Embassy bombers were Muslims
The Libyan U.S. Embassy Attack was by Muslims
The Buenos Aires Suicide Bombers were Muslims
The Israeli Olympic Team Attackers were Muslims
The Kenyan U.S, Embassy Bombers were Muslims
The Saudi, Khobar Towers Bombers were Muslims
The Beirut Marine Barracks bombers were Muslims
The Besian Russian School Attackers were Muslims
The first World Trade Center Bombers were Muslims
The Bombay & Mumbai India Attackers were Muslims
The Achille Lauro Cruise Ship Hijackers were Muslims
The September 11th 2001 Airline Hijackers were Muslims

Think of it:

Buddhists living with Hindus = No Problem
Hindus living with Christians = No Problem
Hindus living with Jews = No Problem
Christians living with Shintos = No Problem
Shintos living with Confucians = No Problem
Confucians living with Baha'is = No Problem
Baha'is living with Jews = No Problem
Jews living with Atheists = No Problem
Atheists living with Buddhists = No Problem
Buddhists living with Sikhs = No Problem
Sikhs living with Hindus = No Problem
Hindus living with Baha'is = No Problem
Baha'is living with Christians = No Problem
Christians living with Jews = No Problem
Jews living with Buddhists = No Problem
Buddhists living with Shintos = No Problem
Shintos living with Atheists = No Problem
Atheists living with Confucians = No Problem
Confusians living with Hindus = No Problem

Muslims living with Hindus = Problem
Muslims living with Buddhists = Problem
Muslims living with Christians = Problem
Muslims living with Jews = Problem
Muslims living with Sikhs = Problem
Muslims living with Baha'is = Problem
Muslims living with Shintos = Problem
Muslims living with Atheists = Problem
MUSLIMS LIVING WITH MUSLIMS = BIG PROBLEM

**********SO THIS LEADS TO *****************

They're not happy in Gaza
They're not happy in Egypt
They're not happy in Libya
They're not happy in Morocco
They're not happy in Iran
They're not happy in Iraq
They're not happy in Yemen
They're not happy in Afghanistan
They're not happy in Pakistan
They're not happy in Syria
They're not happy in Lebanon
They're not happy in Nigeria
They're not happy in Kenya
They're not happy in Sudan

******** So, where are they happy? **********

They're happy in Australia
They're happy in England
They're happy in Belgium
They're happy in France
They're happy in Italy
They're happy in Germany
They're happy in Sweden
They're happy in the USA & Canada
They're happy in Norway & India
They're happy in almost every country that is not Islamic!

And who m do they blame?
Not Islam... Not their leadership... Not themselves,
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!!

And they want to change the countries they're happy in,
to be like the countries they came from where they
were unhappy and finally they will get hammered!

******** So, What are their Major Organizations? **********

Islamic Jihad: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
ISIS : AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Al-Qaeda: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Taliban: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Hamas: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Hezbollah: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Boko Haram: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Al-Nusra: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Abu Sayyaf: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Al-Badr: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Muslim Brotherhood: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Lashkar-e-Taiba: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Palestine Liberation Front: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Ansaru: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Jemaah Islamiyah: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Abdullah Azzam Brigades: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
AND A LOT MORE!

And We just can't figure out who's causing the problem.

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May 16, 2015, 9:42 pmWe will take Obama!

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May 14, 2015, 7:02 amTrain of Death.

I lifted the title from Drudge,  but really ,  all the hand wringing, calls for better infrastructure, covering their asses,  and the unions etc etc.is a crock of smelly cabbage.  THE TRAIN WAS TRAVELING AT OVER 100MPH THRU A 50MPH ZONE!!!!!!!!!!!

You can't fix stupid and this was a stupid person controlling this train. New anything can't fix human error and stupidity.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/05/13/us-usa-train-derailment-idUSKBN0NY04E20150513

Puke

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April 23, 2015, 8:26 amThe Haircut.

Old one but worth reposting.

THE 

HAIRCUT

Blessed are those 

that can give without remembering,  and take without 

forgetting.

 

One day a florist 

went to a barber for a haircut.

After the cut, he asked about his bill, and 

the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community 

service this week.'

The florist was 

pleased and left the shop.

When the barber 

went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a 

dozen roses waiting for

him at his door.

Later, a cop 

comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill , the barber again 

replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this 

week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning 

when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you ' card and a dozen 

donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a 

Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill , the 

barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community 

service this week.'

The Congressman was very happy and left the 

shop.

The next morning, 

when the barber went to open up, there

were a dozen 

Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my 

friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our 

country and the politicians who run it.

As Ronald Reagan 

said:

BOTH POLITICIANS 

AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!

Last Edited: April 23, 2015, 8:27 am

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April 4, 2015, 4:27 pmKaopectate is the solution.

Diarrhea mouth HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!  The diarrhea mouth troll!!!!!!! How frinking perfect is that??????????????? TY MD!!!!!!! I am going to be giggling and laughing for hours.  The diarrhea mouth troll is one of the most arrogant jerk offs to come down the road in a some time.  The cut and pastes,  the bible quoting,  the foolish conjecture and presumptive crap it writes.......................................................................................................on the only 2 blogs that let it.  Nobody can read more than two sentences because it is diarrhea mouth prose, I read a couple of its diarrhea diatribes when it first posted,  but that was it,  it was nothing more than another blathering apologist libtard troll with not a original thought.  Case in point it starts out with a huffy post link in the troll blog insurrection copy/paste........the huffy post is not exactly a un biased source............therefore anything after that link..........

 

is pure DIARRHEA MOUTH!!!!!

ROFLGreen laughLOLBig Grin

Last Edited: April 4, 2015, 4:28 pm

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April 3, 2015, 10:56 amUS added 126K jobs in March, vs 245K expected; jobless rate stays at 5.5%

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March 28, 2015, 10:01 amA sobering reminder.

Yeah right,  barry's results........ let's keep it going another two years.  They make it about race once again,  stupid libtards.  Disgusting hypocrisy and covering for the miserable barry again and those are demoncrat states.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/26/black-unemployment-is-troubling_n_6941646.html

Skeptical

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March 28, 2015, 8:48 amThey always tell you who they fear the most.

When the libtard trolls go on tirades,  to insult, berate,  and most hilarious of all (since they have no souls) quote the Bible,  everyone knows who gets under their skin the most.  The libtards fear the messages of Limbaugh, Cruz, Walker, Paul,  will eventually be understood to be correct by all Americans.  The libtards count on keeping their voting blocks in the dark..........hence they seek to control the internet since everybody soon will have access and be better informed on the true intentions of the evil leftist masters.  An informed proletariat is what the fascist masters of the left fear the most.

For eg. I knew exactly how stupid one of the trolls was when it attempted to make a global warming analogy,  it must have gotten it off of mother jones or similar.  The absolute ignorance of proportion,  dimension,  and  critical thinking were right there for all to see.  The troll equated Earths atmosphere with the inside of a refrigerator and a  running car's exhaust pipe connected to refrigerator,   this is the type of ignorance perpetuated by the left.

Smash

Last Edited: March 28, 2015, 8:51 am

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