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]]> hearsetrax /blogentry/101123 /blogentry/101123 Sat, 25 Apr 2015 16:27:52 GMT emilyg Funeral Expenses

President Obama goes on a State visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem, he has a fatal heart attack.

The undertaker tells the US diplomats: You can have him shipped home for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100.

The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker.

They tell him they want Obama flown home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks: Why would you spend $1 million to get him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend $100?

One diplomat replied: More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead.

We simply can't take that risk .

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